I love to laugh so hard that it puts a hideous expression on my face...but please don’t take a picture. I’m also notorious for drunk texting...seems like (when inebriated) I always have something clever to say to someone that's not around. Rumor has it...I'm "that" person who asks questions during movies. I listen to new found (or rediscovered) songs hundreds of times before I ever tire. It also makes me extremely happy when people find ways to surprise me... even though I hate surprises. If not obvious.....I’m a designer, and value highly the authenticity of my creations...I've seen some shady shit over the past few years, and it's become my solemn vow not to end up like the man.
THE BEST: my polka dot coffee mug, mary janes, nieces, seeing people laugh at themselves after tripping on the street, girlfriends, fast typing, old journals, being obsessed with something before it becomes the latest, “the secretâ€, vintage anything, and those treasured moments when it is certain that you are categorically awesome....the rest of the best is located to your left...in the General Section....I suppose that this could have just been added there...but it’s here instead....
THE WORST: hiccups, being put on the spot, LOUD BREATHING, heads of lettuce, gray hairs, chipped fingernail polish, war, pig latin, math, alligators, forced laughter (especially for people that aren’t funny...but you opt to laugh at their antics to avoid a conversation about their troubled childhood), scuffing new shoes the first day out, animal cruelty, camel toes, Santa Claus hats, silent discouragement, socks in bed, lipstick teeth, paper cuts, remembering retarded things you said when you were too young to know better.....oh, and baby corn.....I don't like that shit either.....
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