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ROFLMAO!

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About Me

Me llamo JOSE. I'm an architecture student at UH. I'm no good at breaking hearts. I play guitar. (Epiphone G-400) I like chocolate and beer and I'm a snuggler. AND I'm a member of Ruckus Inc. Dammit, I'm perfect! Anything else? More METAL than your Ma's kettle.

My Interests

Architecture and Music. Music and Architecture. Guitar and Design. Most of all, I love hanging out with THE Owner of my happy heart: the BESSSTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, JESSICA.

Music:

i dont think i necessarily listen to one single genre of music. my musical interest vary. i listen to metal primarily, but i still jam the hip hop and rap. i also listen to some punk and alternative music. pretty much any kind of music EXCEPT COUNTRY. i hate it for some reason.

Movies:

Comedies, Action, Porn, Rockumentaries, i can watch almost any kind of movie. Like: Scarface, Pulp Fiction, No Boys Allowed, All the Jenna movies...and umm some more and stuff

Television:

The Simpsons, MTV, any music channel

Books:

Anything by Dr Seuss. for instance, green eggs and ham, the cat in the hat, you know...the classics

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, SRV.

My Blog

The one they call, SAM!

Here's an update on Sam. He's 6-1/2 months and weighs 60lbs. Cute, eh? Here are some more. Oh, and he loves these bone things. The following are just plain silly.   Atten-hut! Sam chi...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

Samson Smartie Pants!

Behold Samson! (aka: Sam, Sammy, Samsonite, Samonious, Sam-Sam). He likes my junk. AND NOW THE EMO PICS! And just so you know, he's still more metal than your ma's kettle. ...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

Happiness.

for the first time in a long while, i feel like my life is complete. everything from school, to family, to my wonderful lady-love, Jessica, is perfect. Jessica and I are going to be together for 6 mon...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:00:00 PST

Architecture is FUN-tastic!

For those of you wondering what I do at school all day: YOWZERS!   holler back, yo....
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:51:00 PST

Ode to a Ciggy

With these cancerous lungs, I sing you a song and you give me your kiss of death. Come to me with your loving embrace and together we'll share my last breath.   When I'm gone, will my memory liv...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like to kill cute animals...

puppies, kittens, squirrels, birds, dolphins, monkeys, baby elephants, bunnies, ponies, seals (baby or not), baby tigers... pretty much any animal that is a baby is a cute one, so it's fair game, gira...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It just gets worse!

HELP!!! Dudes, I lost my favorite hat in the whole world. I've looked everywhere for it, but I can't seem to find it! Man, I am so incredibly bummed by this whole fiasco. Anyway, if you see it...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And it's fucked again

so now, everything isn't going so dandy. i wish i could get away from a lot of this stupid bullshit. gah! people = drama. i'm going to stay away from people. they only piss me off. Console Yourself,Y...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finally something's going right for once.

ahhhhhhh! dudes, hyper-excited! so i was sleeping earlier today when my mom came into the room waving an envelope at me. i was like "what the...que....letter...estoy dormido." so then i open it up an...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wanna dance?

I don't dance. I melt faces.Weapon Of Choice. BETTY.Full-On Assault. m/KABLAMO! Bitch.The End. [Insert Mushroom Cloud Here]PS I chopped off my burns. =/...
Posted by ROFLMAO! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST