SURVEY OF DOOM
General:
Are You,in fact, Curtis Edward Presley?: Yes...yes I am
Do you like omelettes?: More than life...
What is you favorite color?: Red
Have you ever killed an entire country?: Only the ones that deserved it...
Do you play an instrument?: Yes, saxophone and human skull marimba
Chihuahuah or velociraptor?: definately a fusion of the two...
Would you rather be offed by a hammer or a pillow case full of door knobs?: pillow case full of door knobs...
Why are you not sleeping right now?: Because I think I have a sleeping disorder... and I have a mission to complete
In a male/female
eyes: One beautiful eye of any color and a classy eyepatch to adorn the other...
Hair: Preferably existant
Combat ability: yes...I need a foxy sidekick to beat ass with me when we comb the streets for evil doers and vocal majors.
Height: I like a girl who can slam dunk...at least 7'2"
Preferences:
Darth Vader or Darth Maul?: Darth vader is OG
Bob Buehrer or Bob Barker?: Bobby Beuhrer, ofcourse
I've got nothing else...: I know you don't...thats beacuse you are a huge freak bait...why dont you go headbutt a wall of something
More General:
Best feature: jazz saxophone skills , scar on right arm, and ninja prowess
Best Special move: Down, Down Right, Right , A....HADOUKEN!
Favorite Action phrase: HUZZAH!
Why the hell you doing this survey, meatbag?!: Because I made it whilst bored and now I am fully committed to its completion...
Dead dude or dudette you would like to meet: Stan Getz
Did you know that nobody ever reads these surveys?: Yeah, dude, fully aware...In fact, I can say whatever I want and nobody will know...I THINK YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF BIG OL' BITCHES!
Do you know where my freakin keys are?!: No...do you know where mine are?
No, really...I can't find them...:
How many fingers am I holding up?: One for each time I will punch you in the junk.
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You are Han Solo
Han Solo 74%
Mace Windu 73%
Lando Calrissian 70%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 68%
R2-D2 67%
Luke Skywalker 66%
Chewbacca 65%
Qui-Gon Jinn 65%
Princess Leia 64%
Padme 58% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
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