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Jake

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About Me

About me? Man, this is the hardest part. I absolutely hate filling this part out... I always feel like I'm being narcissistic. As for me... well I'm, as my Grandpa would have said, a card. As for which card? The Joker. I love a good laugh. I'm funny like that. I love making people laugh as well... that just goes hand in hand. That's what makes me happiest; making my friends smile. Now don't get me wrong, here, I'm not completely altruistic. In fact, I'm quite selfish. In fact, I love the sound of my voice so much that I rarely shut up. In fact, because of this, people rarely believe my age. I'm 28. Nah, seriously, I'm 22. No really! I am! Honest! I'm a kid trapped in a man's body... Ah, I'm just a dork. More on this later.
You may also call me Jedi Jaxith.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for ..1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


83%

Lara Croft


71%

El Zorro


71%

Batman, the Dark Knight


67%

James Bond, Agent 007


67%

William Wallace


63%

Neo, the "One"


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


54%

Indiana Jones


50%

Maximus


50%

The Terminator


42%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com.. My score on The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test :
the Romantic
(Thanks for taking the test !)
You chose BY - your Enneagram type is FOUR.
"I am unique"
Romantics have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive.
"How to Get Along with Me"
    Give me plenty of compliments. They mean a lot to me. Be a supportive friend or partner. Help me to learn to love and value myself. Respect me for my special gifts of intuition and vision. Though I don't always want to be cheered up when I'm feeling melancholy, I sometimes like to have someone lighten me up a little. Don't tell me I'm too sensitive or that I'm overreacting!

"What I Like About Being a Four"
    My ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level My ability to establish warm connections with people Admiring what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life My creativity, intuition, and sense of humor Being unique and being seen as unique by others Having aesthetic sensibilities Being able to easily pick up the feelings of people around me

"What's Hard About Being a Four"
    Experiencing dark moods of emptiness and despair Feelings of self-hatred and shame; believing I don't deserve to be loved Feeling guilty when I disappoint people Feeling hurt or attacked when someone misundertands me Expecting too much from myself and life Fearing being abandoned Obsessing over resentments Longing for what I don't have

"Fours as Children Often"
    Have active imaginations: play creatively alone or organize playmates in original games Are very sensitive Feel that they don't fit in Believe they are missing something that other people have. Attach themselves to idealized teachers, heroes, artists, etc. Become antiauthoritarian or rebellious when criticized or not understood Feel lonely or abandoned (perhaps as a result of a death or their parents' divorce)

"Fours as Parents"
    Help their children become who they really are Support their children's creativity and originalityAre good at helping their children get in touch with their feelings Are sometimes overly critical or overly protective Are usually very good with children if not too self-absorbed

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele
The Enneagram Made Easy: Discover the 9 Types of People
Harper
SanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages
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Best. Song. Evar!1!!!!1!!!

My Interests

Interests? Like that thing that happens when you have a Savings Account? 3.25%.But seriously folks, I love a little of everything. I love music, X-Box, Halo 2, movies, laughing, crying, dancing (sort of, I'm white, so 'dancing' is a really broad spectrum term), listening to my iPod, driving, singing (out of tune and in the shower or car where no-one will have thier eardrums irreversibly damaged), watching movies of all kinds, television, hell, even curling up in a comfy chair in the corner of the room reading a book.

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Garner. No, seriously... I'd like to meet people. Funny, sweet, caring, amusing... I want to meet new people. I would also love to meet millionaires who are loose with thier money, and, if they are really hot women, loose with thier morals.

Music:

Pretty much everything but a lot of country and rap. I'm open to new musical experiences.

Movies:

Star Wars, Boondock Saints, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Mel Brooks, Monty Python... God, it's safe to say that I have never seen a movie I don't like.

Television:

Psych, Heroes, Battlestar: Galactica, Firefly, Family Guy, Futurama, Monk, Adventures of Pete & Pete, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Boy Meets World, [adult swim], Sports Night, Stargate: SG-1, Sliders, Quantum Leap and a plethora of others...

Books:

Crichton, Asimov, Bear, Clarke, Card, Paolini, Brin, Rowlings... god, I loves me some books.

Heroes:

Spiderman, Punisher... And my friends. They put up with me. 'Nuff said.

My Blog

Missed Connections... (Craigslist.org style)

You were in a motorized wheelchair, I was in a Saturn... - m4? - 23Reply to: [email protected]: 2007-11-09, 8:37PM ESTI met you on Colonial across from WalMart on Thursday, the 8th. The tim...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:30:00 PST

Caffeine

First off, to those of you expecting more bloggy blogs about my trip... I am sorry. They will not be forthcoming. I realized I was a bit jaded, more than a bit, perhaps unnecessarily so, so I decided ...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST

The Trip: Day One

Before my story can begin, I must start with a warning. It has been brought to my attention that, frequently, I have a tendency to tell a never-ending story. In order to provide you, my reader, with t...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

Must... resist... urge...

Question time! What was founded in 1775, has an annual operating income of $966 million, 700,000 employees, and my Harry Potter book? That's right, the United States Postal Service. This is an enti...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

Fish...

Fish are weird.  Seriously. They are weird. I couldn't get to sleep last night, and around 6am, I started wondering about life. I started to think about perceptions. Perceptions are a funny thing...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

Tagged... Oh noes!1!!!!11!!one!!!11!

Tagged  The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you write a blog with ten, weird, random things, facts, or habit...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

Ten to one I'm one in Ten.

10 to 1 TEN Random Things About Me 10. I think I am funny.09. I have more confidence than I used to.08. I have found something I'm good at.07. I usually know more than I let on.06. I can find humor i...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:31:00 PST

Jaded

Two hours before midnight.Two hours before Christmas.I snuggle up under my covers, my eyes screwed tight, my breathing shallow, my body perfectly still as I feign sleep in a futile attempt to force my...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:53:00 PST

Whirling Dervish of Destruction

So here I am, sitting in the Saturn Service Center. Stitch is in Mechanic's Bay #1, undergoing a detailed inspection.  This may seem spur of the moment, but it's all part of my plan to be respons...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:36:00 PST

iPod Woes

Today I would like to start with a moment of silence.*a gust of wind blows through the scene, driving a tumbleweed in front of Jake*Thank you.Now, a few of you may have met Raptor.  Raptor was cu...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:52:00 PST