Modern Day Groucho

About Me

Well, I just entered my 23rd year on this planet and I still have no fuckin clue what to make of it or what to do with myself. Although that's never really scared me in any way, I think I'm finally okay with it.
I have some great friends, flaky as they may sometimes be, and I wouldn't give them up for the world. I'd like to think they feel the same.
I listen to people bitch all day at work, but I'm happy to say I don't go into it with my quota in mind. I just try to help every I can within my power to do so and anyone at that company who does any different should find a new area in which to endeavor.
I love movies and video games. I'm a nerd and don't really care whether you think that's cool or not. I'm not going to hide who I am or act any differently. I also love going to shows when I can.
I write a little bit in my free time, check out the blog if you wanna read it, but I make no promises. =)
Also, I don't drink or smoke. I don't really care if you do, in fact, some of my closest friends are alcoholics and potheads. However, it's annoying as fuck to bug me about my choice in the matter. I just don't do it; drop it.
Lastly, I'm just here to have fun and fumble my way through existence like most of us do. Some good entertainment, via book, movie, or music, whatever, and some friends to share them with are all I need.

My Interests

Movies, music, games, laughter, life.

I'd like to meet:

You! Yes you! What are you waiting for?! Jeez lazy ass, get goin!

Music:

Punk, pop-punk, emo, acoustic, rock, country. No Use for a Name. Yellowcard. Cartel. The Starting Line. Taking Back Sunday. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Tom Petty. Sublime. My Chemical Romance. The Used. Linkin Park. Fall Out Boy. Green Day. Home Grown. Jack Johnson. James Blunt. Jet. New Found Glory. More.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, Everything is Illuminated, American History X, The Usual Suspects, Dogma, Chasing Amy, LOTR 1-3, Star Wars, Monty Python, and Mel (motha-fuckin) Brooks.

Television:

Family Guy, first and foremost. Also Titus, Dead Like Me, Eddie Izzard, Simpsons, and Ninja Warrior!

Books:

Harpo Speaks, Groucho and Me, I am America (and So Can You!)

Heroes:

Harpo Marx

My Blog

flatlined

i sit here in my room tonight,wondering why do i fight,myself inside, my thoughts they dwell,on things that aren't, and never will.on those whom would have it beat,for them, in need, but not for me.gi...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:21:00 PST

The Carnival

*Step right up, step right up. Leave your inhibitions at the door. There's a party going on, and you're all invited!*Welcome everybody to the carnival,Where nothing is what it seems.Hey there girlie, ...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:31:00 PST

Some of you may be wondering where the name comes from. Ok, most of you probably don't give a rats ass, but if you're here reading, maybe you might.Well, Groucho is, obviously, Groucho Marx. For those...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:25:00 PST

What's Wrong With Me

Ok, so here it is. A harpoon drivin into myself to skewer any theories of people who don't think I know enough about my faults. I've been had them read off to me enough to know them, and I know a few ...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST

The Jacob Marley Syndrome

The Jacob Marley SyndromePretty please, baby,stop pretending that you care,because I, always fall for your lies.And when I need you, you won't be there,and I break, a little more in side.And I try, on...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:53:00 PST

Pride in Inebriation?

What is it about potheads and alcoholics that makes them want to broadcast their fuckin addiction on every flat surface they can find? I get it that you like weed, or Captain Morgan, or whatever happe...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:11:00 PST

Unfinished

I sit alone in this crowded room,and no one hears my words.I feel like screaming out,but I still would not be heard.Sometimes, I feel likea stranger in my own skin.I'm my own worst enemy,theres a muti...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

Horrible Fuckin Year

I can't wait for the holidays to be over. This year has been fuckin miserable.Starts out with my gf leaving the state, and then breaking up with me. Then I do some horrible shit I p...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST

Bamboozle Left - Hope it comes back soon

Well, yesterday and today I went to the Bamboozle Left music festival, and I must say, I had a great time. The bands were great (well, most of them). Yellowcard of course kicked ass. 30 Seconds ...
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:57:00 PST

This Fool

I thought that I loved you,Maybe I did, at the time.But all your far-fetched storiesnever quite fit in line.Baby I loved you,at least that's what I told myself.But now I know the truth,and sweetie.......
Posted by Modern Day Groucho on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST