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McUltra

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Semiannual Psychotic Synthesizer of Supersyllabicized Centrifugal Semiotics

My Interests

Amateur Dermatology, Applied Linguistics, Arthropoda, Conlangs, Krav Maga, Guerrilla Epistemology, Pronoia, Texas Frightmare Weekend

I'd like to meet:

Strange Attractors, Members of the Empty Set, Sweet Silken Sirens who Salivate for Semicolons, Compelling and Captivating Quasi-Catatonic Categorizers, Anaphoradisiacs, Viced Bellissime Confidantes into Voiced Bilabial Continuants

Music:

2 Bad Mice, 4 Hero, Acen, Anabolic Frolic, Aphrodite, Barry Sisters, Calle 13, Devo, Dizzee Rascal, Brian Eno, Fat Bastard, Flametrick Subs, Hawd Gankstuh Rappuhz Emceez Wid Ghatz, Happy Bullets, James Hunter, Hyphy, Jamdown Records, Joker Records, Kristi Kruger, Lovecraft Technologies, Mac Dre, MC Paul Barman, Mondo Soundtracks, Mr. Dead, William Orbit, Orchestral Marches, Panacea, Prince Charming, Red Rat, Residents, Sadawi, Servotron, Spectre, Sun City Girls, Upsetters, Ward 21, Yay Boyz

Movies:

Marjoe, Hellzapoppin', The Graduate, Les Demoiselles de Rochforte, Dr. Caligari, Eraserhead, Banlieu 13, Silent Hill, Mondo Mod, Mondo Cane, Mondo Cane 2, Mondo Balordo, Mondo Bizarro, The Jonestown Tragedy, Silent Hill, Fantastic Planet, May, 8 Films To Die For, Stanley Kubrick

Television:

Kure Kure Takora, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Show, The Psychic World of Raymond Burr, Inquizition, The Match Game, The Sopranos, The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Deal Or No Deal, The Shield, The Comeback, Lost, The Jack Benny Program

Books:

The Big Con, Mask of Sanity, My 5 Cambridge Friends, The Harvest of Sorrow, The Great Terror, A History of the Arab Peoples, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, Malleus Maleficarum, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Matthews' Chinese-English Dictionary, Psychopathia Sexualis, Tragedy & Hope, Whiz Mob, Circus of the Scars, A Scanner Darkly, How To Become A Schizophrenic, Mining Lore, Spy Games, M. R. James

Heroes:

David W. Maurer, Robert Conquest, Kremer & Sprenger, Montague Summers, Dan Mannix, Orrin Porter Rockwell, Olsen & Johnson, Paul Ekman, Von Krafft-Ebing, Erving Goffman, Bernal del Diaz, Wilson Bryan Key, S. W. Erdnase, Hilton Kramer, The Yellow Kid, Claude Shannon, Aphrodite, Hakim Bey, Jim Woodring, Senator Tom Coburn, John Waters, Jack Benny, Neil Hamburger

My Blog

Neil Hamburger is playing Seattle on June 14th!!!

All of my friends in Seattle, Portland, or California should move heaven and earth to see another phenomenal performance by Neil Hamburger.  If you plan to end up at a Goth club, there is no bet...
Posted by McUltra on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:07:00 PST

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull -- Doesnt Ruin Everything

If Raiders of the Lost Ark recreates what it was like to view movie serials as a child, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull recreates watching them as an adult.  Plot elements and...
Posted by McUltra on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:31:00 PST

The Horn Blows At Midnight - Better Described Than Watched

Jack Benny plays a lovable angel sent to destroy the earth after World War II.  He screws up his assignment, because he stops a girl from committing suicide -- a mortal sin -- thinking ...
Posted by McUltra on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:36:00 PST

Diary of the Dead - Unwatchable

The scariest zombie of this movie was the one behind the camera, George Romero, repeating the motions of his life with less and less intelligence and insight.
Posted by McUltra on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

Undocumented Vegas Wonder-Mall

There is a spot called the Commercial Center, down at the north end of the Strip, close to the Stratosphere, on the east side. The Commercial Center is half Mexican (Las Palmas, Birrieria Jalisco cabr...
Posted by McUltra on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:57:00 PST

That Girl With Crayon All Over Her Face at Starbucks

Her music is as shitty as her album cover.  I checked several tracks on behalf of the general public, and all of it was awful.
Posted by McUltra on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:59:00 PST

Shuck-N-Jive - Authentically Fake

The Shuck'N'Jive is a Cajun-themed bar, with corrugated tin over the booths, plastic beads hanging from the walls, and strands of lights from Target or Hobby Lobby snaking everywhere.  It also h...
Posted by McUltra on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

An Unlikely Endorsement

Had an extended dream about a political scandal wherein Amy Winehouse had been fed some bad information about Obama and was thus endorsing McCain.
Posted by McUltra on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:31:00 PST

Buffalo Wild Wings - Absolute Shit

A friend of mine who used to run a wing shop recommended this place to me long ago.  I went.  It was disgusting.  Probably the worst wings I'd ever eaten.  And I told my friend. He...
Posted by McUltra on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST

Papa Johns - Neurotic Quality

I recently ordered a pizza from Papa John's, and I guess they took a little longer than expected to deliver it.  No big thing, and I didn't complain, but they sent me an apologetic coupon for a f...
Posted by McUltra on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST