ashley

Hey I'm Ashley.
Crying helps.
I wish it were the 80's.
Don't believe the rumors, I'm not addicted to drugs.
I have a 'thing' for british accents.
I watch too much tv and have seen too many movies.
I'm a very random person. I like irreverent things. My toes are almost always polished, but the paint seldom matches. Nor do my earrings. My clothes are pretty well coordinated but other than that...well let's just say I have a great appreciation for everything and anything Andy Warhol.
I'm always in the mood for some good old fashioned picture comments.
I'm very open minded.
I'm too forgiving for my own good.
I have a lot of flaws and openly admit to them, although I have a hell of a hard time changing them.
I believe in most instances people deserve 2nd and 3rd chances.
I'm not going to pretend that I'm somehow better than everybody else, that my MySpace somehow differs from every other teenage girl here. We're all basically the same and saying anything other is just a farce. There are a select few who really and truly believe that they are "it". It doesn't get better than them. And I'll tell you about those people. They're just like you and I, more so, in fact. The absolute cliche, the textbook teenage girl, and it sickens me. So I'm not going to lie to you or me; there's nothing extraordinary or special about me. I'm me. That's it. Nothing more. Not better than anyone. Less than some.
Please don't judge me before you get to know me.
I wish I had prowesses.
I appreciate other's intelligence.
I watch The History Channel and CNN more than MTV.
Hypocrisy is my biggest pet peeve.
I try to look at a situation rationally and from more than one person's point of view.
Politics are usually pretty funny.
When I wear glasses I look like an odd octopus-esque creature that in the olden days would get hanged.
Seriously:
I am very self conscious.
I have a very low self-esteem.
I'm not happy with who I am.
I am way too critical on myself.
I second guess myself in every situation I'm in.
I'm convinced people look down upon me and immediately have something against me.
I hate my body.
I take things too seriously and get offended easily.
I wish I had a real relationship with my mother.
When I'm with my friends I put on a way braver face than I really have because they shouldn't have to deal with my problems.
I swear too much &&
say "like" way too often.
I pity all addicts. They suffer way too much for their mistakes.
I like Charlie Chaplin movies.
I think I'm the only jew left that still likes Mel Gibson.
I'm notorious for getting annoyed by grammatical errors.
I subsist on Ally McBeal reruns.
I'm never the group protagonist in any situation and I hate that.
Republicans give me headaches.
Ann Coulter is everything I hate in a person
George Carlin is the funniest man alive. End of story.
I am a vegetarian. I have been for almost two years and don't ever plan on stopping. To me it just seems cruel and unusual to kill for your own personal gain when it isn't necessary.
Straightening my hair=too laborious a task for you to even fathom.
Acceptance is highly, highly addictive. Remember that.
Without my friends I'd die. I couldn't care less if we're super close or just say 'hi' to each other in the hallway, don't let the idea of messing with them so much as entertain your brain.
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