Andrew --
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idk but go ask your mom.I'm Andrew.
And I'm so gangsta, I eat cereal without the milk.
Unlike my friend Dougie Fresh, who doesn't eat cereal at all.
I make bad choices.
Sometimes.
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I don't smoke or do drugs.
Yeah, I'm Smart.
And yes, its it probably because I'm asian.
Bur no, I wont do your homework.
As far as school is concerned, I don't apply myself as much as I should.
Now that I think about it, I don't apply myself much at all.
So don't give me a funny look when I don't know what some long random word means.
You wouldn't either if you had better things to do in your spare time besides read the dictionary.
At one point, I forgot how to do multiplication with more than 3 digits.
They give us calculators for that shit.
I'm younger than I should be.
I look older than I am.
My song has been deleted by the artist.
But Angels & Airwaves, Lil' Wayne, and Linkin Park are all freaking amazing.
Don't you have anything better to do with your time than read this? Srously.
Matt. I get money, fuck wit bitches, they give me mo'.
And a case of beer on the front lawn is not a pleasing sight for your parents to wake up to.
For the record, Joey still has brokeback mountain.
Unless his ex-step-brother stole it. No Parts.
Nick, all I have to say to you is,
Shawty is the SHIT.
Josh, ants live on farms.
And Daggumit is NOT an appropriate substitute for Goddamnit.
Christopher Allen. Even with a weave.
I can't stand Eve
Harmonize.
Sara. After we graduate. We're going to kidnap Will's Smith's son and run away in the rain.
After I get my $40 ;]
Ducks Cry and Squirrels have 3 testicles but I love you anyway :]
Rachael. Too bad you're a sophomore now.
Bustyfish definitely had a ring to it.
And despite being slapped randomly on many occasions,
and hit in the nuts a couple times,
I think I still might love you. Just a lil' bit :]
Nicole. Roderigo misses you.
And Alan is jealous that Ajax is getting in on some action :]
And I love you, even if it makes Piper angry.
Viviana. Move that thorn bush.
I was already uncomfortable from hiding in your tiny closet.
Landing in a bunch of thorns was just unecessary.
And even tho I'm FREAKING OUT, I still love you.
If you're normal, comment me.
If you're really fucking weird, message me.
If you don't know me, do both.
If you're cool, add me.
If you're hot, leave your number.
If you're gay/annoying/a dumbass bitch, don't bother.
No really. Please don't.
AIM SmexyAznBoi
I'm never on anymore.
But hit it up anyway.
But enough about what I think. Lets talk about what you think about me.
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