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¿Jårêtt?

About Me

slapping faces and melting hair. talking about sharks and guns n' roses tattoos.

My Blog

boners

yeah. life is fun right now. i want to make more music and write a zine. besides that i just want tater tots and room mates that pay rent. word.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:52:00 GMT

I’m never writing a blog again

For the second time, I wrote a huge blog that took me like 20 minutes to write and it was lost to the failures of myspace. I love pressing the post button and the next screen is an error page. Fuck th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:06:00 GMT

so I don’t have a computer

My computer died, so I have no steady internet access. If you want to say hi or make fun of me please call me at: 386-334-7773. Word.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:23:00 GMT

So after watching 12 and 1/2 hours of Saved By The Bell...

This week I watched 12 and a half hours of Saved By The Bell in less than 48 hours. Did you know that Zack Morris' locker number is 169? Or that there are conflicting stories about whether Mr. Belding...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:54:00 GMT

holy crap

For some reason I have really enjoyed writing the words "holy crap" a lot lately. I have wrote those words at least 146 times in the last week. Holy crap (147). Anyways, I decided to drop out of schoo...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:06:00 GMT

Lynard Skynard ain’t the only one with a sweet home

So if I haven't told you yet, I absolutely love living in Asheville. I'm so glad I moved here. I finally feel like I  have a home. Everything is going great and I'm hoping it will only get better...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:25:00 GMT

on parade

The past month has been a very interesting time in the life Jarett. First, I got fired from a job for not having "baker's intuition". What that means, no one knows. It was obviously a cheap excuse to ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:24:00 GMT

the 50 bus to Chicago Ave. and sauce on top

  Well, a slow end to my first week in Chicago. I started my first day of work at the Bleeding heart Bakery today. It was quite starnge working a new job after working at Bristol Place for 3 1/2 ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Goodbye, Minneapolis. It wasn't that great...

you suck. This place sucks asshole. I'm done. Take your shit and fuck it. I had a better time in Daytona. I hope this city burns down.....soon.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:43:00 GMT

April 13th, 2029 might suck

Update, Dec. 25, 9:47 p.m. ET: The risk of an impact by asteroid 2004 MN4 went up slightly on Saturday, Dec. 25. It is now pegged at having a 1-in -45 chance of striking the planet on April 13, 2029. ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:35:00 GMT