Well, after my parents were brutally eaten by Kodiak Bears in the Alaskan tundra, I was taken in and raised by a family of Unicorn hunting Siberian Tigers. I later was trained by Elves in the ways of the ancient Samurai to become an international ninja assassin with the powers of a Jedi Knight. I'm also a recovering waffle-oholic with an unhealthy sexual fetish for Aborigine midgets. I believe that steroids make baseball more fun, Barry Bonds is the frign man, and the American flag should be painted silver and black.
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