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About Me

I like art, in fact, I LOVE art, my soul screams for it, art is my survival, my floatation device amongst the open and violent sea. It keeps my head above water yet I still get wet. Other than that, just a normal kid, oh drama, love drama too, quite a bit o fun in tearing a hole in your soul so that the entire world can peer into the dark pitts of your heart and see what makes you TICK. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Alexander Hoff
Birthday: April 18th 1990
Birthplace: Grass Valley Memorial Hospital
Current Location: Nevada City
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: Chezc Irish German Welsch and More!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse with rad laces
Your Weakness: People
Your Fears: Rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots and LOTS of meats and veggies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learning some slight of hand
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :P
Thoughts First Waking Up: No
Your Best Physical Feature: Awesome Beard
Your Bedtime: When the sleep demons finally catch my fleeting feet
Your Most Missed Memory: My old dog Grechin
Pepsi or Coke: Coke for life
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-n-out
Single or Group Dates: Group that splits up later
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Like a bird
Do you Shower Daily: Like a fish
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Like a dunce
Do you want to get Married: Like a romantic
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: Fer shure
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Answer unclear, ask again later
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Heartstrings, and the ole skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Any way I can say "There's too many of them!"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter then me
Weight: No opinion
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Dunno
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: At least 5
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!That things old...but I'm not going to take it out, you just have to deal with it's oldness.

What Is Your Battle Cry?


S triding across the terrain, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Hoff! And he gives an ominous cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hoff!

    According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Hoff.Hoff was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.The air around Hoff is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Hoff every year!All swans in England belong to Hoff.More people are killed by Hoff each year than die in aeroplane accidents.The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Hoff state'!The liquid inside Hoff can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!It can take Hoff several days to move just through one tree.Hoff cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
I am interested in - do tell me about
You Are 44% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is low.
You've probably either had only one relationship..
Or all of your relationships have been very similar.
You still have a lot to learn... and a lot to try!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together. The Five Variable Love Test
Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Low
Wrath: Very Low
Sloth: Medium
Envy: Very Low
Lust: Very Low
Pride: Medium
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You scored as classic rock.

classic rock


70%

Emo


65%

Indie


65%

industrial


65%

ska


60%

metal


60%

mainstream rock


55%

grunge


50%

reggae


50%

Punk


45%

country


30%

Pop Punk


30%

Pop


25%

rap


20%
what breed of music are you?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wish I could have met Edward R. Murrow, he is a journalistic genius. He brought journalism out of an era of rolling over and doing whatever the government wanted and pushed it into an era of Patriotic Decent. Just a note, my top eight is now assorted by awesome in House Games. Fight for the right to be in my eight!

My Blog

Zompocalypse Now! Part 1.1

It started. It started not with a bang, or a cry, or shout. It started with a low whisper, sometimes ominous, usually obvious, but it is ever-present.It started out with a cast of your average "Joe th...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:06:00 GMT

An Atheist on Judgment Day

The line seemed to stretch back forever. Hundreds of millions of souls, waiting patiently for their turn before the throne. The date... Well, the day is Judgment Day, so you won&...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:42:00 GMT

My bloggings

You can easily view my blogging site here
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 21:39:00 GMT

Another one...

Ya I just thought I might want to post another thing here but I don't  have anything to say, I don't really do much, I just hang out and draw and such, I dunno, I'll update more when I have some ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:07:00 GMT

Ok...

Hmm myspace, kewl, ok I'm bored, but I guess I don't have anything to bitch about sooooo, whatever
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jul 2005 20:32:00 GMT