TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Alexander Hoff
Birthday: April 18th 1990
Birthplace: Grass Valley Memorial Hospital
Current Location: Nevada City
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: Chezc Irish German Welsch and More!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse with rad laces
Your Weakness: People
Your Fears: Rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots and LOTS of meats and veggies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learning some slight of hand
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :P
Thoughts First Waking Up: No
Your Best Physical Feature: Awesome Beard
Your Bedtime: When the sleep demons finally catch my fleeting feet
Your Most Missed Memory: My old dog Grechin
Pepsi or Coke: Coke for life
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-n-out
Single or Group Dates: Group that splits up later
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Like a bird
Do you Shower Daily: Like a fish
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Like a dunce
Do you want to get Married: Like a romantic
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: Fer shure
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Answer unclear, ask again later
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Heartstrings, and the ole skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Any way I can say "There's too many of them!"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter then me
Weight: No opinion
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Dunno
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: At least 5
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What Is Your Battle Cry?
S triding across the terrain, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Hoff! And he gives an ominous cry:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hoff!
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Hoff.Hoff was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.The air around Hoff is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Hoff every year!All swans in England belong to Hoff.More people are killed by Hoff each year than die in aeroplane accidents.The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Hoff state'!The liquid inside Hoff can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!It can take Hoff several days to move just through one tree.Hoff cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
You Are 44% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is low.
You've probably either had only one relationship..
Or all of your relationships have been very similar.
You still have a lot to learn... and a lot to try!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together. The Five Variable Love Test
Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Low
Wrath: Very Low
Sloth: Medium
Envy: Very Low
Lust: Very Low
Pride: Medium
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You scored as classic rock.
classic rock
70%
Emo
65%
Indie
65%
industrial
65%
ska
60%
metal
60%
mainstream rock
55%
grunge
50%
reggae
50%
Punk
45%
country
30%
Pop Punk
30%
Pop
25%
rap
20%
what breed of music are you?
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