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Phil In The Blanks

About Me

A smart-ass trying to wade his way through a dumb-ass world.



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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy/girl who invented the G string. The Little Rascals (living or dead, it does not matter to me at this point) The man who gave Tony Danza a talk show (just to see if he was serious) Grandpa Munster (hey, why not?) Tila's gynecologist and auto mechanic (same guy actually) Bob Dylan (to see if he really talks like that in person) Oprah (so I can plant a size 12 shoe up her ample ass)

My Blog

You asked me....

Don't you just love those dumb ass surveys?1. Have you ever stepped in dog poop and didnt know?If I did not know then how could I answer this now?2. Where was your most embarrassing moment at?Sitting...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:05:00 GMT

Silence is golden or ignorance is bliss?

I was getting into yahoo answers for a while.I liked the spontaneity of it and I had answered over 1500 questions since I started going in.So the other day someone asked...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:01:00 GMT

Pray for me

I lived in the neighborhood near Chicago Ave and Cicero Ave on the West side of Chicago for 12 years. It was a decent neighborhood when I first moved there but quickly became crime ridden and run down...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:52:00 GMT

Tagged

I have been tagged before but I never follow up on them. This time I will. I will throw out 10 little known facts about me with no real order of importance. At the end I will choose 5 others who ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:56:00 GMT

The Susie Q, The Twinkie and the Ding Dong

There is a first time for everything in your life right?I mean& It can be your first time driving a car, the first time you legally purchase alcohol or the first time you eat Ravioli out of the can. I...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:02:00 GMT

I will keep an eye out for you.

We all grow up with stories of monsters and that kind of shit. Most people grow out of them because the stories never come true and like Santa Clause they fade away with your childhood.Then there ar...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 22:58:00 GMT

A tale of two cities

When I was 8 years old. my family moved from the Humboldt/Wicker Park area which was predominantly Puerto Rican and gang infested to the Austin district . My father decided to buy the building that we...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:45:00 GMT

Mob Rules

I find it kind of amusing when I hear or read others criticism of atheism. Meaning in life and morality do not come only by decree from some mystical being. They legitimately are based on the individu...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 23:11:00 GMT

Hole in the ground or head in a hole?

Due to pressure from Bush Administration officials, the National Park Service is no longer permitted to give an official age for the Grand Canyon to its visitors.Why you may ask? Because the Bush Admi...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 21:05:00 GMT

High On Crack

I am sure that many of you have gotten high one way or the other at least once in your lifetime. Whether it was you sneaking a beer or some hard alcohol from your dad or buying some smoke, you probabl...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:21:00 GMT