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About Me

...Never regret something that once made you smile...

Here the tragically beautiful
And the beautifully tragic
Drift through the night
In a last quest for magic
~TranSiberian Orchestra

"Dear Walter,
Why don't chicken breasts have nipples?"

"I guess cause if they got too cold they'd poke a hole in the package...New from the Colonel, Chicken N Tits."
~Jeff Dunham- Arguing With Myself

"According to my scientist, you boobies are out of luck."
~Agent Booth -Bones

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Wo0o!! Movie Quotes

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.3. Post them here for everyone to guess.4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and th...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:59:00 GMT

Couple Survey

Couples Survey***1. What are your first names?Cassi & Tom 2. How long have you been together?One year and one month 3. How long did you know each other before you started dating?technically a few ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:31:00 GMT

How well do you know me?

(2 Points) My name:(4 Points) My last name:(4 Points) Am i in love...if so with who:(1 Points) Where did we meet:(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:(1 Points) Where do I work:(3 Point) What am I...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:04:00 GMT

How a 7 year old explains Sex

THIS IS HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEXlittle Johnny was 7 years old and likeother boyshis age rather curious. He had beenhearing quitea bitabout 'making out' from the older boys,and hewondered what it ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 21:10:00 GMT

A Girl's First Time

As you lie back, yourmuscles tighten. You put himoff for a while searching for an excuse, but herefuses to be swayed as heapproaches you. He asks if you're afraid and youshake your head bravely.He has...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:24:00 GMT

....Never there....

They creep closer...Closer...Until they all surround me... I'm trapt... Their fangs, glowing in the moonlight...Their eyes...Screaming hunger... One reaches for me and grabs my arm, pulling me against...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 17:38:00 GMT

Friends vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS:...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:11:00 GMT