Bryon

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NAME Bryon Kaycee Harrison I
NICKNAMES Hollywood, Wood, Woody, H-Wood, Holly, H-Town(By the way...how does a nickname get a damn nickname....geeeez), B, Freaky B, Pretty Boy Bryon, Lerch, Bry, Thirty Three, Wood Cinco33, THE MAN THE MYTH THE MUTHA FUCKIN LEGEND!
BIRTHDAY DOS DE MAYO! And if you don’t know Spanish then just wire me some money for translation
BIRTHPLACE Columbos, Ohio
PARENTS John David & Dorothy Helen Harrison / Melvin & Cynthia Llauder……..had to mention both…..didn’t want my allowance cut off
SIBLINGS Danielle Melissa Rene Harrison (JESUS CHRIST MOM I GUESS SINCE YOU & DAD COULDN’T NARROW A NAME YOU LIKED BEST FOR HER YOU FIGURED TO JUST USE THEM ALL!)
CHILDREN AMBER ALET!
Eye Color Brown…..and a lovely brown too
Hair Color Black…..with curls…..(I got the good hair….guess it’s all about the postion…thanks mom and dad
Height umm yea let's just say I drank my milk! La Leche...the sweet nectar from a cow!
Your Heritage? Adam & Eve (Just think about all the incest going on until they got to little old me...awww thanks for looking out God)
Are you smart? A smart ass!
Do you Shower Daily? Hell I'll take a shower before I'll play ball. Rather smell like flowers than ass when I’m taking someone to the hole….lol
Do you Sing? I sure do, but I doubt Simon would think much of it
Last Concert you been to? ummmm 1989- Inxs & Guns n Roses concert……it was cool….it was during the fall so I didn’t have much of a tan…..I blended right in
Do you get along with your Parents? But do they get along with me ? haha
Do you think you are Attractive? Now why would I think that???:)
Do you get Motion Sickness? Depends on the dream
Favorite NBA Team? The Phoenix Suns
Favorite NBA Player? Steve Nash
Favorite NFL Team? Dallas Cowboys
Favorite NFL Player? Whoever wins me a fantasy football championship! Thank you Drew Brees
Favorite College Team? UTD & RICHLAND
Favorite College Player? Me fool
What's one thing about you that the fellas would consider to be "GAY" I shave everything except the hair on my scalp.....SO WHAT! I like to be aerodynamically fit :)
Do you belive in yourself? If I get the right lottery numbers this week :)
Do you want to go to college? I made a career of college.....They should just give me a damn job.
Do you Swear? Does Kobe cheat on his wife?
Do you Smoke? No, but when it's cold outside I like to pretend :)
Favorite clothing brand? NIKE
Do you believe in ghosts? I better say yes, because I don't need that shit in my house :)
Do you believe in angels? Kat is one of them
Do you believe in God? Yep, he promised me ice cream when we meet up
Do you think you will go to heaven? I hired Jonnie Cochran before he died......won't take much convincing :)
Do you believe in the Devil? It was so hot in my room today I thought he was sitting next me!
Do you believe in Aliens? You have to be a stupid mutha fucker to think that with all the galaxies out there that we would be the only life around....ET can kiss my ass though!
Favorite meal? FAST FOOD….ANY FAST FOOD
Favorite cereal? Fruity Pebbles
Ever used someone? President George Bush is doing it!
Your most overused Phrase on an instant messenger I FEEL YA! (And what and the hell do I actually be feeling......Ebonics can make you crazy)
Have you been in love? My love is as strong as Brad Pitt & Jenn...oh wait....ummm how about as strong as J-lo & Ben......shit....let’s go with K-Fed and Brit….um yea…way off….how about as strong as Nick & Jessica....hmmm fuck it! It's good enough damnit!
Been cheated on? F'n Karma!
Ever stolen anything? Stolen is pretty harsh....lets look at it as " for keeps sake"
Saved AIM conversations No but I hear Zach's girlfriends like to save his..lol….just tell the truth man
Saved e-mails yea im guilty of that
Ran away? yes when I was six......it was to my neighbors for a total of 45 minutes......packed a lil bag with a t shirt and 5 peanut butter sandwiches :)
Played truth or dare? May be the reason why i know what a "French kiss" is...oh those lovely dark closets...lol
Ever rode in a police car? It's been like a taxi for me :)
Loved someone so much it made you cry Does Mike Edwards like using big words without the knowledge of the definition....lol I would like to subsidize that answer by saying "YES"
Broken a bone? I was a senior in HS, got into a fight and broke my hand on this guys face....had to wear the cast to prom......I know I know…I wasn’t the brightest senior but at least I got some of the cheerleaders to sign my cast
Favorite TV show? Family Guy, Rome, CSI, South Park, Dragon Ball Z,Rescue Me, World Series Of Poker, and lets see what else am I forgetting?.....hmmm oh yea….and Porn
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping? Does OJ like black women?
In the past month have you gone on a Date? Cupid is usually full of shit but I’m managing just fine without his arrows!
In the past month have you Smoked? No but I accidentally inhaled fumes from my car in the garage when it was running.....DOES THAT COUNT?
How tall would you like your woman? If your not considered a midget...call me :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol? If I been with Brad or Kameron then it’s more than likely a hangover was not preventable
Do you like Thunderstorms? Probably like thunderstorms more than Michael Jackson would like being at a cub scout meeting.
What country would you most like to visit? I'm not taking my black ass no where.....Your not gonna get me somewhere, kill me, and bury me in some ditch.....GOD BLESS THE USA......thne again i wouldn't take my black ass to Mississippi either!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up? An Inventor and the first thing I would invent is a computer virus to prevent all stupid questionnaires from getting sent to me
Ever been called a Tease? Now that's funny
Do you want to get Married? NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER USE TO BE, BUT I GUESS THINGS CAN CHANGE.......highly unlikely and may be just A FIGMENT OF MY FUCKING IMAGINATION but family is very important to me so lets just wait and see…….hope so….one day…..before I’ll need viagra
How do you want to Die? Having sex...feel sorry for the girl though....guys may not go near her after something like that:)
Ever been Drunk? Does Christopher Reeves hate horses?
Single or Group Dates? Single...Group Dates are fine too unless some of my horny friends are hanging around....back Sneak...BACK... good boy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year? I would like to make some new imaginary friends....the ones I have never talk to me :)
Your Perfect Pizza? When the delivery man is late and I get that shit free!
Broken someone's heart? Hey I've been a victim on occasion too ya know
Cried when someone died? DUMBEST QUESTION ON HERE....I'm like the poster child for death!
Last thing you said? "I WOULD WIN EVERY HAND IF YOU WOULD JUST FOLD! lol!!”
Sprite or 7up? I prefer Pepsi but if my stomach hurts then Sprite..."SHOWEM MY MOTTO"!
Good driver? Just one…wasn’t my fault….but besides that my driving record is squeaky clean. Now watch me fall asleep and drive off of George Bush Freeway!
Best place to go for a date? McDonalds it is. No desserts....just refills damnit!
Suicidal? I think R Kelly has a better chance of getting a job at Toys R Us than to get me to kill myself :), I don’t need a “first class” ticket to hell
Do you like filling these out? no I really hate these things....I believe it’s the FBI trying to get the scoop on me. I already sold my soul. Leave me alone!
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you? Mike so he can pretend to know what to do (it will make the time go by) Terrell so we can talk about childhood memories, John so we can fucking survive, Kim because I really doubt we would get a signal to text each other. Danielle to keep us drunk and high and Zach and his cell phone to call his dad to get us off this God Damn Island!
People that would not be included on the island? Brad (Sneakie B) ... oh come on...Look at his nickname for Christ’s sake...lol
McDonalds or Burger King? Depends on what coupons I have for that week :)
Been in a physical fight? Temper + Hollywood = anger management
Favorite Month? They all suck.......most of them have too much meaning. I vote for the abolishment of the calendar.....F'n Romans!
Ever eaten a dog? WHAT THE FUCK??? ok I don’t like animals but that doesn’t mean im gonna digest Lassie....f'n morons
Your Most Missed Memory? I have a few and I don’t want my readers all teary
Favorite cartoon character(s)? I refuse to answer that to salvage what coolness I have left.
Who are your closest friends? John(Merlin) would be my closest. He's been a teammate, my best man, and my best friend. He's been my voice of reasoning. It just doesn't get any better than that. Terrell is right there with him. Honorably mentioned; Kameron, Sneak, and that bum that always takes time to talk to me when I exit beltline; I’ll get you some change next time my nigga
Your Fears? That Bin Laden shaved his beard and is actually here working at McDonalds up the street on the grill. Special Sauce my ass!
Can you make a dollar in change right now? No, but I can post date you a check!
Number of CDs I own? Isn't that what the internet is for?
Number of Piercings? I use to have six, but now I'm growing up a tad so I cut down to 4 :)
Number of Tattoos? not that many (WINK).
Number of things in my Past I Regret? NADA!...Let's just say they were all misdemeanors :)

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