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About Me

my name's jeffrey but most people call me jeff, jay, crazy jay, or roner. im from maine but i live in michigan now. im energetic and outgoing and kinda crazy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jeffrey ryan kelsey
Birthday: 7/31/85
Birthplace: portland, me
Current Location: michigan
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: puma flipflops
Your Weakness: rufees
Your Fears: dying alone, insects, protestants
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: far out
Thoughts First Waking Up: what's her name?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: friends
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac
Single or Group Dates: i dont go on dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: a lot
Do you Swear: even more
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: if im gonna leave the house
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: .......what
Do you want to get Married: if i meet the right girl
Do you belive in yourself: i believe so
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: what do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: alto sax
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: .....yes
In the past month have you Smoked: .......yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .........yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i dont steal anymore
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: almost everyday growing up
Ever Shoplifted: i was an acceptional theif back in the day
How do you want to Die: fucking
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dinosaur
What country would you most like to Visit: australia to surf
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: shorter than myself preferrably
Weight: less than myself
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: ummmm......couldnt tell ya
Number of CDs I own: like 30 maybe
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: none so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to list
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My Interests

frisbee, breakdancing, singin, movies, music, chillen

I'd like to meet:

brad nowell if he was alive, jesus, myself in 20 years, people

Music:

sublime, slightly stoopid, long beach dub allstars, no doubt(old good no doubt not new shit no doubt), rustic overtones, paranoid social club, 311, THE SKATISTICS, stone temple pilots, rage against the machine soundgarden, audioslave, nirvana, green day, atmosphere, big D and the kids table, catch 22, reel big fish, led zeppelin, lynyrd skynyrd, jeff buckley, queen, zz top, bad company, metallica, aerosmith, ozzy ozbourne/black sabbath, ACDC, van halen, pearl jam, heart, rush, rod stewart, fog hat, steve miller band, simon and garfunkel, pink floyd, the doors, creedence, clapton, joplin, hendrix, blue oyster cult, santana, the who, any other classic rock

Movies:

the rocky horror picture show, donnie darko, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, jackie brown, natural born killers, the usual suspects, apocalypse now, the shawshank redemption, blow, full metal jacket, fallen, seven, 12 monkeys, braveheart, gladiator, boiler room, the rock, the godfather 123, fear and loathing in las vegas, summer of sam, out of sight, scarface, ronin, taxi driver, the deer hunter, interview with the vampire, desperado, PCU, old school, anchorman, the big lebowski, raising arizona, clerks, mallrats, dogma, american psycho, fight club, edward scissorhands, big fish, half baked, mystery science theater 3000, napoleon dynamite, run ronnie run, kill bill 12, face off, get shorty, fargo, the butterfly effect, requiem for a dream, pi, equilibrium, star wars1-6, all planet of the apes, virtuosity, goodfellas, tommy, labrynth, willow, krull, the last dragon,back to the future 123, predator, alien123, deliverance, die hard 123, the grey zone, platoon, heat, jackie brown, from dusk til dawn, dead presidents. ive seen too many movies to list them all

Television:

family guy, aqua teen, sifl and olly

Books:

hawthorne, shit like that

Heroes:

the boston red sox, brad nowell, robert de niro, edward scissorhands, dustin diamond..