I am crazy. Some would say insane. Being normal has never really been my thing. Being sane drives me crazy! I love being weird and doing stupid crazy things. I say the wrong things at all the wrong times. I laugh at all the wrong times too. I would be that person to laugh at a funeral or when someone tells me they're having a bad day I'm like "yeah, and you're telling me because...?"
For some reason I read a lot. I don’t really know why I just zone out when I read something. Like one time when I couldn’t sleep, I read a book about a physiologically disturbed serial killer who screams “Yowza†right before he killed someone. I watch way too much of the Simpsons. I blame them for all my talents.
I don't like secrets. I think that if you don't want anyone to know something, you should just keep it to yourself. Conceited people make me queasy. Too much confidence is annoying. I also hate people who think they have to give you a hundred excuses if they do something wrong. If you make a fucking mistake, fix it! Don't just stand there "la la lala...I didn't mean it...la la lala." I like people who like to have fun and laugh a lot.
I’m a dangerous driver, according to my friends. If I see you on the sidewalk and I don’t like you I’m gunning the engine for you. If you don't like the way I drive, get the fuck off of the sidewalk!I don’t feel like writing anymore.....
