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Trashy yet Tasteful

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About Me

No one EVER reads this shit! But firstly lemme start with a list of adages and various things I've learned throughout life: You can't turn a hoe into a housewife Three sloppy hookups does not a boyfriend make Alcohol and sliding glass hotel doors DO NOT mix Angry political rock turns me on, especially in frisky moments A fool in love is a fool for life...no joke Saying the words " I love you" has really nothing to do with meaning it Never confess feelings via the net, they are almost always misconstrued Scars are sexy If a person lets you, licking their tattoos is quite exhilirating & stupid sexy A person is more hot while drunk & natural than tryin to be hot in pictures A life full of regret is a life half lived ( I should believe it more often) I forgive but never forget Never call a girl shorty if you're shorter than her, its just stupid & not cute The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears Never trust a straight male bartender working in a boy bar Generally speaking, everyone annoys the shit outta me Thanks to the F250XLT Super Duty, I will never think of Gwen Stefani in the same way..EVER AGAIN Tall, well built man who can dance=panty wetter IF you wan't SLACK, you can find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis". Don't chase what you cannot catch Use cheddar as the bait and you recruit a rat The violence in 300 turned me on in a real way As Dane Cook says: "there are 3 things we're all going to do in life: we're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits" Hunting dogs are tacky! You don't pay a hoe to fuck you, you pay her to leave Shock G is the one who put the satin on my panties!
ANYWAYhere it goes!!
5'5" with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise, vanilla complexion. I also have long curly brown hair which I sometimes straighten.
A preppy, initial and cable knit sweater wearing skankwad who enjoys oxford shirts and wing tip shoes and retro pumps with an appreciation for the relaxed and casual by way of AE and GAP and then the beach and hanging out and doing artsy and intelligent stuff like reading or drawing or going to museums...whatever delights my fancy at that point in time. :)
Friends would say that I am nice for the most part but I am known to be quite the bitch at times...it's just the way my cookie crumbles! They would also say that I am very funny...dumb funny, saracastic funny...you name it! Just don't be sarcastic funny to me because I probably won't get it and I'll take you seriously...I dish them, I don't get them! LOL. They would say that I am a very innocent looking girl with a dirty mind and a dirty mouth!! Product of my generation? Perhaps!
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My Interests

LOVING YOU, YOU HOT-ASS BASTARD
I love it when you speak all that Hebrew!


This Guy Breaks me OFF every Tuesday night at 10 p.m. exactly. *shivvaah*

HOT DIGGITY DOG, SKIPPITY DOO DAH DEE
I'd mack that shit! Yeah, pretty much..


The only guy with big ass musk-uhls I wouldn't mind getting roughed up by. *Yarrr*

The Landlord

I love going shopping, and to the beach, hanging out with my friends and having intelligent conversations (long or short) OH and shooting the proverbial shit. I love fashion and almost all kinds of music and I love art and I've just re-discovered books & reading can be cool. I also enjoy bleaching sinks and coutertops...with spray bleach. Shoutouts to BON AMI for making some kick ass powder cleaner...my white sneakers have never looked so good!

Love After Love

The time will come
when, with elation,
you will greet yourself arriving
at your own door, in your own mirror
and each will smile at the other's welcome,

and say, sit here. Eat.
You will love again the stranger who was your self.
Give wine. Give Bread. Give back your heart
to itself, the stranger who has loved you

all your life, whom you ignored
for another, who knows you by heart.
Take down the love letters from the bookshelf,

the photographs, the desperate notes,
peel your own image from the mirror.
Sit. Feast on your life.

-Derek Walcott

I'd like to meet:

I'd just like to meet people that I can get alone, I mean, ALONG with! Anyone who likes to spar on the verbal tip...that's my favorite thing to do! Anyone who is cool and is down to just 'kick it' is alright with me! Just don't be a dumbass or I might have to sick my mafia family on your pathetic loser ass!!
WHO I WOULDN'T LIKE TO MEET:
and I "para-quote:" "When two guys're standin around talkin about someone, I don't say anything. I don't talk shit on people, I learned that a long time ago...I went to college, I'm not no idiot!"
I guess the question is DID YOU FINISH?! If you see nothing wrong with this quote, then I feel sorry for you. And don't bother sayin "what's up." Please and thank you. :)

Music:

check this, thanks to billiam:

I LOVE John. If you don't, SUCK IT!

Play this and see the light..

..

Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four and there's so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.
Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things that don't get lost.
Like a coin that won't get tossed
Rolling home to you.
Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that's true.
Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.
I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past.
But I'm all alone at last.
Rolling home to you.
Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that's true.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Takin’ it easy
Cleansin' my soul with the sky
Changin' my lifestyle
Hangin' my heart out to dry
Daddy worked himself to death
And they laid that curse on me
Steppin' back to catch my breath
I’m breakin' free
Look at me now
All of my sins forgiven
Love is living with me
Takin' it easy
Love is living with me now
Takin' it easy
Learnin' to smile while I’m here
Livin' on laughter
Makin' a song my career
Steppin' over a dollar
Pickin' up a nickel and a dime
I saw life go flashin' by
And it was mine
Look at me now
All of my sins forgiven
Love is livin' with me
Takin' it easy
Love is livin' with me
Love is livin' with me
Love is livin' with me now.


in no particular order:
red hot chili peppers (firecracker, firecracker, siss boom bah, chili peppers, chili peppers, rah rah rah)
incubus
janet jackson (ms. jackson if you're nasty)
coldplay
snoop dogg
zero 7
nelly
chevelle
heart
norah jones
ella fitzgerald
breaking benjamin
the postal service
jack johnson
queens of the stone age
seals and crofts
the rolling stones
al green
isaac hayes (shaft! you're damn right)
weezer
kiss
fleetwood mac
billie holiday
alkaline trio
pete yorn
ciara
apocalyptica ( cuz who fuckin knew metallica songs could rock so hard with strings?!)
aaliyah
frank sinatra
aerosmith
dean martin
crosby, stills, nash & young
alicia keyes
mogwai
hoobastank
mazzy star
lynyrd skynyrd
radiohead
queen
nirvana
audioslave
the beatles
cher
boston
bran van 3000
lauryn hill
creedence clearwater revival
destiny's child
styx
tweet (whatever happened to her?)
the vines
led zeppelin
50 cent
phish (jam band!)
notorious b.i.g
the white stripes
2pac
eric clapton
cream
allman brothers band
tenacious D
bill withers
madonna
john mayer
three doors down
trick daddy
missy elliot
green day (old & new. i don't give a what)
staind
angie stone
tool
jimi hendrix
bob marley
santana
louis jordan
louis armstrong
chris isaak
ludacris
christina milian
steely dan
michael buble
lifehouse (back in the h.s. days)
social distortion
cyndi lauper
erykah badu
dramarama
the jackson 5
*there's more but i can't recall or don't feel like typing anymore. I basically like fuckin everything except country and most of what's on the wave.
OH and I also hate YOUR band...no just kidding.

Movies:

"LET'S GET BACK DOWN TO BUSINESS SO WE CAN GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF GETTING DOWN!" Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Virgin Suicides, Auntie Mame, Grease, Little Women, The Seven Year Itch, Dazed and Confused, How to Marry a Millionaire, Shawshank Redemption, Some Like it Hot, Love & Sex, Swingers, anything, or almost anything with Josh Hartnett or Johnny Depp in it...and the two of them in a movie together...even better! :) Valley Girl, Sixteen Candles, Mermaids, Office Space, Almost Famous...the list goes on...I like almost any type of genre! NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WAS THE SHIZ!! "Can I use your guys's phone?"...cracks me up!

Television:

Friends, Sex and the City, Will and Grace, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Any dumb reality show MTV puts out because it kills time when I am bored...thanks to all you dumbass kids and young adults for entertaining me for oh so many years, Gilmore Girls, One Tree Hill, NYPD Blue, Samurai Jack, Robot Jones, Grey's Anatomy, Fairly Oddparents, SNL, Password and almost any other vintage game show! I KNOW THIS SEEMS LIKE A LONG LIST, BUT I DO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF TV. REALLY, I DO!

Books:

Little Women, The Virgin Suicides, The Great Gatsby, Go Ask Alice, A Million Little Pieces, Tuck Everlasting, Little Children (t'was a big COCK TEASE of a book but still highly enjoyable), Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs *A Low Culture Manifesto, Scar Tissue, The Notebook (Goddamn that Nicholas Sparks), Mad Libs, Is Cosmo a book? Kramer's Coffee Table book about coffe tables was a kick ass idea!! Where's Waldo, coloring books...when you have a small brain you just...

Heroes:

MY DAD FOR BATTLING CANCER FOR OVER 8YRS..ALTHOUGH YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT, YOU HAD A STRONGER WILL, BELIEF IN LIFE, AND GOD THAN ALMOST ANYONE I KNOW!! I LOVE YOU!!
My Dear Sweet Ralphie...your latest summer campaign booklet makes my body cream, especially the lightweight cable knit sweaters!! JOEY GILBERT ROCKS MY WORLD...THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER MAN TO INHABIT THE PLANET...IT'S A SHAME YOU HAD TO LEAVE! :(

My Blog

i cant get things right

Been online for a bit tonight after a fun day with the cousins in Venice.  Need the distraction considering everything that is going on in my life right now.  So confused, all the time. ...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:47:00 PST

Miserable

You make me comeYou make me completeYou make me completely miserableStuck to a chairWatchin' this Story about meEverything goes By so fastMaking my head spinUsed up all of my friendsWho needs themWhen...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:52:00 PST

blow me..

seriously i don't even know why i bother.  what the hell are you in my life for if it's only to fuck it up that much more.  go suck on a dick.
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

TYT, ESQ.

You may call me MS. Trashy yet Tasteful Esquire.  I got a job at a law firm doing administrative and file clerk duties.  Also I basically am the firm b**** because I'll be running errands, g...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:27:00 PST

its what you do..

that's what you do to women, use em lose em. you make them go crazy. then you fuck em up and they go totally insane, stooping to levels so low. must be something in your spit, it's like poison. it ...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:01:00 PST

dilemma, emotion, etc

so basically i have done what i swore what i would never do ever again. i have let myself fall for someone that is completely and totally unavailable to me emotionally. essentially i boxed myself in...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:43:00 PST

Love is a poor mans food, dont prophesize.

is it wrong to need you the way i do? to really ultimately need you?Hold You In My ArmsWhen you came to me with your bad dreams and your fearsIt was easy to see that you'd been cryingSeems like everyw...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:53:00 PST

scared..

Today, or rather tonight, is the night we are having a small going away party for my brother and his family. They are moving to Texas so that he can open up a new restaurant where he will be the mana...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:34:00 PST

sensory memory

it's sort of weird but if you think about it, looking at old photos of people you know, or used to know, can bring back some weird sensations. por ejemplo, i was looking at an old photo of one of my ...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:38:00 PST

Why I agree with Chuck Klosterman, and why you may as well

On page 232 of "Killing Yourself To Live" (was I grammatically correct in the way I referenced the title? I can never remember), Chuck writes the following passage which really struck a chord within ...
Posted by Trashy yet Tasteful on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:55:00 PST