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Hoffmangler (Rogue Squad)

I am here for Friends

About Me

My Beer Pong Players card picture. It's like a baseball card but for a sport that isn't composed of a bunch of overpaid whores. fun drunk 4th of july times (russian in background) cunning linguists the boys and one J-O-O the notorious sausage satans bday couple years back me and the sister (an oldie but a goodie) he makes movies about me just a rad picture (don't know where or when) Champions are made 1 cup at a time. IN this case 11 games in a row, to this day the record has not been beaten. (CORRECTION I TOPPED IT 2 YEARS LATER SEE NEXT SECTION FOR DETAILS)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun Kids, travelers, photographers, musicians, pharma reps, people who promote a radical lifestyle.THE FATEFUL NIGHT: STRETCHIN AND GETTING READY, THE COMPETITION, AND THE FACES OF VICTORY (UNFORTUNATELY DRIPPING CHAMPAGNE AND BEER WASN'T CAPTURED IN THE PICTURE)MANY PEOPLE CAN WIN GAMES, BUT CAN YOU LOOK HANDSOME DOING IT? THAT'S THE TRUE QUESTION!. .. width="425" height="350">.. ....>Bro and Moto Ho Party 5-27-06

My Blog

Killswitch exactly how i feel

 The End Of HeartacheSeek me, call meI'll be waitingThis distance, this dissolutionI cling to memories while fallingSleep brings release, and the hope of a new dayWaking the misery of being witho...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:35:00 GMT

New York Trains Part 2

He sees himself in the grimy, bubbling tint window of the train, he thinks they are moving but its really just the train next to them taking off. He tries to get comfortable in the pad barren seats a...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Sep 2004 23:33:00 GMT

New York Trains

The night was cool as he felt the warm summer air splash upon his face, from the speeding train only feet in front of him. He waits patiently, occasionly taking a drink from a bottle concealed in his...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Aug 2004 17:54:00 GMT

dreams

Somewhere by the beach and some lil black guy like Tommy Davidson in Ace Ventura II, starts talking shit and wants to fight and stuff. The calm person i am tries to diffuse the situation adn figure a...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:02:00 GMT

Pain

I wake up and rub my eyes, my head hurts, my stomach and face are creased from the bed, an empty vodka bottle lies on the floor. I stumble to the shower and turn on the water. Steam covers the mirro...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jul 2004 16:28:00 GMT

crazy day

A guy is at the beach with his friends doing a little drinking, a little swimming, and a little flirting with the hotties. They decide to go for a swim by the jetty, so about 8 20 someyearolds head o...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jul 2004 19:29:00 GMT

My immigration to America

When I was six years old, I lived with my mother and father in Southern Australia in a poor village, called Trenton. After years of saving they scrappped up enough money so that i could go to America...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 14:18:00 GMT

Mr. magnavox gets avenged sevenfold, maybe even more if its metric.

I took some time to review things and also heeded some advice from peers and finally came up with a solution to avenge the death of my dear late friend, mr. green bank lamp II. One day after getting ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:47:00 GMT

the purple t.v. that ate the fucken lamp!

Ok so last night i get home and my room is a fucken mess. There's goddman electrical cords, glass, fiberoptic shit, wires, computer chips, and shit all over my room. i checked the windows and the do...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:15:00 GMT