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ew...it's Megan.

I am here for Friends

About Me

website..: www.ringkampfmafia.tk
yahoo..: freakisjustaname

may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she
may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she
but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she
(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she
(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)
-e.e. cummings
("may i feel said he.." a.k.a. the cause of many a giggle from Samantha and I)

My Interests

Wrestling, indie movies, music, philosophy, DDR..and video games.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. Haha. Okay, so no.
Um, anybody who wants to meet me, I guess.

Megan --
[noun]:

A person who falls into an outhouse and dies

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

lately..:

Yes, I sold out, but here's an idea of what I've been listening to, so shut up!

Movies:

Too many to list.
But here are are a few...
A Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
The Last Unicorn
Naked Lunch
Das Testaments des Dr. Mabuse
Les parapluies de Cherbourg
Les Choristes
City of Lost Children
Streetcar Named Desire
Dark Victory
Velvet Goldmine
Top Secret!
Hot Shots! (part one and deux.)
Little Miss Sunshine
Empire Records
Monty Python's The Holy Grail
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Monty Python's The Life of Brian
any of those damn dirty brat pack movies..
The Last Man on Earth (yay Vincent Price)
pretty much anything Hitchcock..or zombie-esque, hehe.

Television:

wrestling
Adult Swim
Jerry Springer haha
Elimidate
Love Connection
Tales From the Crypt
Alfred Hitchcock Presents..ha
Unsolved fucking Mysteries
all that shit that's on VH1
mad crazy police videos

okay, so I don't watch enough tv.

Books:

Anything worth reading...that would include:
A Clockwork Orange
Naked Lunch
Lord of the Flies
1984
Animal Farm
Cat's Cradle
Slaughterhouse Five (Schlachthaus-fünf, or The Children's Crusade.)
Catcher in the Rye
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Jungle
Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)
Franny and Zooey
among a bunch of others I can't be bothered to think of, so there

Heroes:

A bunch of dead people, mostly..how sad.

My Blog

Let me be the first to admit..

Sure, yeah.  I'm a terrible, bitter, angry person.(five to one baby) And by admitting it, I am not trying to gain leverage to be a better person than you, or whatever. (one in five) I'm simply...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

Do you like crackers?

"I can tell by the looks on their faces that they're up to somethin'." Actually, we were just on our way upstairs to talk about you, Mamaw. Yeah, those wheat crackers sure were good. "Do you wanna g...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

I like question marks.

Hey, you.  Yeah, you.  With the face.  How's it going?  Good?  Yeah? Awesome.I have questions (that I stole from a game me and Cassie, Manda, Jessi, fuckface, Peachy, and Sara...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

"I wish you and your family also as to your friend Merry Christmas and a happy New Year..

and I hope that we'll meet again in a world of peace and freedom in the taxi cab if the accident will."  I like that very much: "if the accident will."(that's why I'm friends with the Book Nazi.....
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:30:00 PST

Don't look in the top left drawer.

It's where I keep my inane bullshit ramblings.So when I die, just rip that drawer out and burn it.I looked through it today because I was bored and found "the perfect funeral"and it said this:"no prea...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

Eine kleine nachtmusik

is one of my favorite paintings ever.  (so you don't have to go look for it)I think Dorthea Tanning did it..yeah.But it makes me want to draw incredibly stupid things for no reason on a large sca...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST

So...

..I was thinking the other day about how I was going to explain my family to people before introductions happened.  I find that sometimes I don't really think, nor do I explain things, like most ...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:02:00 PST

..ignorance is strength.

I'm re-reading 1984, thus I am paranoid and somewhat thoughtful.  Sadly for you though, I only have half-thoughts and a limited vocabulary.  I also happen to be rather shitty at explaining t...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

dear whatever is wrong with me,

kindly fuck off.sore throats and fevers are not nice, and neither is the fact that I am convinced it was the damn youth of America that did this to me.I caught my death of dampness, except I was not d...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:34:00 PST

because I am definitely not sell-cds-for-your-friends whore

Manda and Jessi make the best cds ever. EVERespecially when they cover hit songs of todayor recite my favorite childhood melodies.in their "wrestler voices"so, since I am SO not their manager or anyth...
Posted by ew...it's Megan. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:19:00 PST