Riiiiiight. I'm gonna sit here prattling off my interests so all you lil' groupies can pretend to have the same ones. Not this time you sneaky lil' shits!!
I don't want to meet anyone! I don't even like people. They're evil, so I avoid them. I have contemplated that I may be at fault in this situation, but I inevitably let myself off the hook, and conclude that life is far more interesting if minor inconveniences (such as stupidity) are engendered by impossibly complicated conspiracies (insert popular movie plot here), rather than my own personal human error (reference: 'if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all'). And while I intend to address people as the 'charmingly original' individuals they are while in standard conversations, it does not mean I don't secretly consider them wily, un-anthropomorphic, and usually believe them to engage in diabolically selfish wrongdoings. That being said, I will leave you to your nonsense.
Easy listening, show tunes, polka, elevator music, country and of course anything having to do with spoons, cowbells, lip synching, tone deaf individuals, or some obscure actress turned melodious guru. ::snaps:: and one hit wonders, because..how shall I phrase this?...to continue to get up day after day when you know that that ONE song was the height of your entire existence...hmm, they should probably go under hero too, no?
Every single one of you is my hero dammit. ::sniffle::