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Jorsh

About Me

Hello. I'm Josh Rokuski and I do not like getting stabbed to death.

AIM= sir rufas III

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone else.

My Blog

Kuskis top 20 albums of all time. (subject to my discretion)

Usually I post stupid shit in my blogs. Well. alot of blogs have stupid shit in them, like those video blogs on youtube. This time, I am getting sexy and posting my top 20 albums of all time. Let's do...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:00:00 GMT

Before you blow... I mean... go

Word, this song is about a great man, Jack... Jack Daniels.Some may call it a whiskey fistBut I think you're starting to get the jistKeep on talking all that shitYou'll get lit, bit, and then you'll h...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:35:00 GMT

CDs are frisbees with music inside!

Ugh, yeahUgh, yeahLet's go to a partyA tea PARTYI don't think I have my time well spentI'm all stressed out, I'm getting bentNot to mention, I don't have a centSo tonight I'll speak in a british accen...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Blogs for hogs

Girl I've seen you pop some cornAnd girl i've watched you since you were bornI know you are older than meand it's probably impossible that i could seesuch a thing like your one and only birththere's j...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:41:00 GMT

Popcorn stealin' monkeys

If you subscribed to your own blog you would end up caught in an endless cycle of clicking and reading.You'd be like; "Oh, my subscribed blog has a post!" Then you'd realize that once the page loaded ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:37:00 GMT

Max out your credit card on hookers

I haven't heard this lyric in a while. "Down on lollypop lane take off your clothes and watch a horse." That was the Beatles right?   Also, I say some weird shit: "I have never laughed harder tha...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 19:18:00 GMT

Advice

    It's spring, time for advice.Get six hours of milk.If you're sick of the cat getting your tounge, try a dog.Get nude before your neighbors do.Only have 12 shots of liquor in 4 minut...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:18:00 GMT

Rappin bout the stick

Chapstick on yo lipsChapstick on yo teethChapstick goin largeChapstick can't be beatWhen yo lips get ill and they need a restChapstick's there and it'll treat you bestSo when you kiss your girl, or yo...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Who gives a crap about Berg

    I know a certain Marky Mark Wahlberg or however you might wish to spell it who needs to pick up his rapping career.Sure, this whole "movie star" thing is paying off a tad bit. ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:03:00 GMT

Time zones shmime zones

A long time ago i knew what my name was.Over time, my name is Gersh.Ersh Kersh named me Gersh for reasons unknown. She's bonkers bonkers bonkers.Once i was Opinheimer, Dennis Guiser made that up so th...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 00:18:00 GMT