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About Me

So there I was - running from the truck that was parked by the lake - NAKED. Running with my girl to the end of the dock. Laughing at the boys that were just figuring out we were naked and having fun. We jump in - leaving the weak behind - freezing our nips off and running the show. THATS HOW I ROLL!! Keep up with me and fun is had by all!!So this little poem was written with thoughts about me!!!!
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED JADE BISEXUAL SOME WOULD SAY SHE LOVED A GOOD DICK BUT PUSSY SHE'D LICK SO BOTH WOULD CUM EITHER WAY!
Some things you should know:
My heart is pure and bold, always giving never gets old!
When I sleep it is never a bore, cause this girl never does snore!
When this girl has a chance to drive, you should stay home just to stay alive!
I go to the gym to stay cute, my ass is hot no dispute!
When things are bad ~ messed up and doomed, I tend to fuck everything in the room!
Not so shy when it comes to me, try to get a word in and you will see!
No joke could offend such a bitch! That is why my life is so full and rich!!

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My Interests

When the kids are gone, the homework is done and I have worked out till I puked - I like to try new things, hang out with fun people and enjoy life. Lately shooting a gun has been my 'fun time'

I'd like to meet:

People that are fun and adventurous and that will bring me flowers - A LOT OF FLOWERS!!!!

Music:

EVERYTHING, but country!!!! I am guided by music and have a true passion for it!!! Misfits is in my cd player right now.

Movies:

Lately I have been watching movies while trudging on the tred mill. Mostly I have been watching comedies but horror flicks get my heart going.

Television:

I use my dvr alot so that I can kick back with a drink and my favorite shows with out inturuption. I like House - Hugh Lawrey is my secret lover!! - My Name Is Earl, The Office, and anything that is funny.

Books:

Lately I have been reading John Grisham. I love poetry and old Stephan King. I like to read anything that challenges me and makes me think about who I really am - but self help books suck!!

Heroes:

People that can let their guard down and are still able to laugh at themselves.

Jade walked on water, then discovered that they were the second coming.
... afterward, Jade asked out a chair then made sweet, sweet love to it.
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My Blog

UPDATES!!

OK ~ we have a few things to cover!! First: DAMN!!!! I am totally allowed to have a bad day and hate who I want, although those that really know me know that I am incapable of hating. ...
Posted by JADED!! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST

Still hatin!!

I woke up today so tired, My short little nap that I am suppose to call sleep was hindered with two roudy bed mates, lol. Cute, but they snore!!! Damn!!! So even though I w...
Posted by JADED!! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST

DON'T READ ~ cause I don't like you

It is rare that I really truly loose myself. I did not freak out or anything, but I am alone and truly feel it. I am soooooooo overwhelemed with my kids being kids. My daughter took ...
Posted by JADED!! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

NAKED SLEEPING

OMG Ya'll!!! Guess who got to sleep NAKED next to THE Crystal Jean, aka CJ, aka The Prettiest Girl ever, aka The BEST dancer, aka MY BREAST FRIEND!!!! Ok, ok, I will tell ya it was ME ME M...
Posted by JADED!! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

Nieve, love and the lessons I feel

LOVE. It is a tricky thing for me. I had a really good long talk about it today, and I am gaining insight to my sad moments and my momentous dreams. So many people ~ by that I mean t...
Posted by JADED!! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:10:00 PST

It was fun while it lasted!

I had this great story to tell about my exclusive adventure that only I can tell about last night. But really it came down to this: I had one drink and then we were gonna go to another bar...
Posted by JADED!! on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

Drinkin and Sex!!

Ok so I failed!!! My whole premise of keeping my NY resolution has gone out the window!! I guess if I am gonna fail ~ might as well do it all the way!! I drank a bit too much! ...
Posted by JADED!! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

A MEMORY!!!

Today was better than most. I must admit that I had my doubts. I went to bed all butt hurt with those GODDAMN feelings and irreversable thoughts that made my skin crawl. So early to ...
Posted by JADED!! on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

YET A GIRL

Watched a show with Will Smith in it today. He accepted an award of some sort and I cannot tell you much as I was struck with admiration toward his soul. What caught my attention most was ...
Posted by JADED!! on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

Alcohol, Sex, and my best friend!!

Today I woke up early to drop off the little ones at a neighbors home. I threw on my DAMN hot green camo pants, a long sleeve grey shirt with a light grey T over it. My hair had ...
Posted by JADED!! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST