J. LoO

What's that? what am i doing NOW? i'm eating THIS! =D..............I admit...sometimes i'm: moody, unpredictable, annoying, argumentative and even bitchy...but if you can't handle me at my worst? then u sure as hell don't deserve me at my best =)Anyway...as i sit here eating my KEBAB with one hand and trying to type this with the other at 2am, i have an epiphany! i thought "how could i write this and NOT come across as ANOTHER 'generic' boring male...how could i SEEM intriguing???" and i realized that by TELLING you "i like long walks on the beach and holding hands as the sun sets" ain't gonna cut it...and by listing my qualities is nothing other than "wishful thinking"...So "HOW" can i get you attracted to me?...and THIS is when i had the epiphany!...I concluded that...NO words can describe JUST...how great i am =) HAH! no but serzly...words mean Shit!I realized that basically?...the less i say about myself? the better...The less u know? the more curious you get =) the more you search N read...the more vague N Less you find...because no matter how hard i try to convince you of who i am...You will never know what's "real"...you will never know me...So...First impressions count...and you may not SEE or FEEL, the person i SAY i am...so what better way to get to know me than start with a msg to me ;) ;) *nudge nudge* even IF you are a fake profiled 50 yr old pedophile stalker =) I'll still talk to you!!!...if ur weird and interesting enough =D So, hopefully? This IS "attraction" =) or the beginning thereof...“I’m on a mission”…no mutha fucka’s not to become a “dancing soldier”! (my boys know what I’m talking about =) but to enhance the very being we are…I am…human beings…My brain…to use what we don’t use, use what we don’t know!...To use what we take for granted...

I wanna travel…NoO not to fkn site see! (although that would be nice) but learn…I wanna see an ancient pyramid and learn how to be a leader from Tutankhamun…I wanna be a pharaoh…I wanna travel to the Aladdin and learn from Chris Angel, I wanna be a magician and revive Harry Houdini…I wanna visit a Tibetan monk and become one with my mind.body.spirit, be graciously humble and wise like the Dalai Lama and become chaste…(haha! Who am I kidding? Okay maybe not that one =P) I wanna travel to the United Kingdom and telepathically call on Derren Brown, be his pupil, and enhance my “Mind Power”, and while I’m there I might as well travel on a horse and 24carat gold carriage like Cinderella…with the Queen and wave at the loyal imbecilic naïve slaves (yes that means you too the commonwealth)…there’s no real point to that one…just thought it’d be cool =)

I’ve got too much time on my hands and you’ve got too much to waste! I am bored and very sad for writing this and you even more so for reading this crap! LOL…so my time here is up…and so is yours…or is it? ;) So don’t think you can leave without dropping me a line if you’ve come THIS far!...I need it (as you can see) but so do you =)

Okay, about me...i'd like to self-proclaim myself as "different", whetha you think so or not is up to you...but i'd like to think that I see things differently from most...i'm open minded, i analyse EVERYTHING to an obsessive compulsive extent, even when the answer is simple i'm always asking "why", and it can get on your nerves =P but apart from this? i'm on tha surface, easy going and fun and all about humour, inside? i do have my serious moments and am sincere and understanding. so don't think u can read this and NOT drop me a line! =) bored or interested, hola at me sumtime, ciao!