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Patrick

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About Me

I'm a roughneck. I'd do just fine living in some sort of thick bear infested wilderness somewhere with a hatchet and a canoe. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Movies:

Lets see... We got Scarface+Snatch+The Boondock Saints + Goodfellas+The godfather trilogy+The Usual Suspects+True Romance+Resevior dogs+Pulp Fiction+Donnie Brasco+Fight Club+Running Scared+Donni Darko+Fear n Loathing in Las Vegas+Where the Buffalo Roam+Alice n Wonderland+The 1st Matrix+Trainspotting+House of a Thousand Corpses+The Devils Rejects+Super Troopers+How High+Half Baked+Wedding Crashers+Old School+Anchorman+Harry n the Hendersons+ Edward Scissor Hands+Willow...blah blah blah

My Blog

The way it should be...

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collec...
Posted by Pat-head the Goat on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

Rejected Children's Book Titles

Strangers have the best candy. The little sissy who snithed. Some kittens can fly! The kids guide to hitchhiking. You are different, and thats bad. Dads new wife Larry. Bi curious goerge. The boy who ...
Posted by Pat-head the Goat on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:59:00 PST

Shanes Rap translation (Priceless) "From crunk to Cracka"

SONG: I was getin some HEAd get gettin some HEAd.White guy: In the past, i became the recipiant of sexual oral stimulation to the epadermis of my penis.SONG: Man, hold up, i got too much lean in my cu...
Posted by Pat-head the Goat on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST

So I learned how to 2 step...

Yup. I went out last night with a few of the usual suspects and a couple new folks for a friend of mines b-day and galdurnit, I'll be a monkeys uncle if I didnt learn how to 2 step, YEEEEHAW!!!!! It w...
Posted by Pat-head the Goat on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:34:00 PST