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Uncle Ruckus (No relation.)

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About Me

I'm unemployed. i'm kind of a jerk. I have a shitty car. I like guns. I'm not in a band. I'm not friends with anyone in a band. I don't have enough friends to play Rock Band. I like what you most likely consider to be shitty music. I'm just Mike, and I dig robots.

My Interests

Robots, mainly. Even though I have been known to dabble in video games every now and again.

I'd like to meet:

Optimus Prime, Jack Bauer, and Ann Curry.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

My Blog

Basically pointless...

So I looked up today, and I noticed that the grass was green everywhere all of a sudden.Is this supposed to be some sort or representation of my life?Only if someone came by and set the grass on fire ...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:47:00 PST

New Blog!!!

Because I believe in unnecessary levels of technology, I have a new blog, in a place other than Myspace.So let me personally invite you to drop by...Mike's Blog o' Unemployment (and Doom!)http://mikei...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST

Free Advice...

For realz!
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:36:00 PST

When I am King...

...this is how all babies will be dealt with. Cobra vs. Baby to decide who is kingEdit: It's cheaper than abortions.... Zing!...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:00:00 PST

Why did I have to wait...

24 years for my life to r o c k so hard? I spent all night playing Super Mario Galaxy, and eating rice krispy treats. It may sound lame, but I honestly couldn't think of a better way to spend a Sunday...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:59:00 PST

No Fucking Shit!

I could usually give less than a damn about local sports news, but this seemed like such a no-brainer than anyone could have figured it out.Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!I am sad though, because this dashes my ho...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:31:00 PST

It’s the 1st of the month...

Which means my birthday is in 2 weeks...Buy me stuff... ...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:20:00 PST

Tired + bored + lazy = Mike

I can't sleep, but I'm tired.I'm posting this from my iPhone because I'm too lazy to crawl out of bed, take one step, and turn on my iMac. I'm also too lazy to crawl to the edge of the bed and crack o...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST

I'm on the news, sort of....

Video here.
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:20:00 PST

There's a small group of...

people in my head, and they're all chanting, "iPhone, iPhone, iPhone..."It gets louder with every passing hour... I was at iHop (ha!) about an hour ago, and overheard some people talking about it. The...
Posted by Uncle Ruckus (No relation.) on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:55:00 PST