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K-Fed

Welcome to my profile...you clearly want my balls

About Me

senior in college. im a lover of all genres of music and im a drummer. im in a band called 'save the whales', all of our songs are about saving whales and are gay liek that. im a funloving, funny, sarcastic, upfront kinda guy. i love to meet new people and enjoy partying, hangin out, random spontaneous adventures, 'claiming' objects that i find, and more. im 100% italian. i wear a hat.....alot...and by alot i mean everyday.right now i work at sony style at providence place...which means i get to wear the worst work outfit in the world, dont believe me? see for yourself.BASEBALL IS THE GREATEST SPORT EVER MADE!! im a proud supporter of Red Sox nation and i hate the yankees, but dont worry i wont kill u if u like them, ill just ignore you if you are a guy and flirt with u anyway if ur a girl.im a brother and historian in the ZETA BETA TAU fraternity at URI...please dont stereotype me as a frat boy, it pisses me offextremely outgoing and always up for some good ol wacky adventures. send it my way, i love meeting new people

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kevin Almonte DiBiasio
Birthday: 11/27/85
Birthplace: RI biznitches
Current Location: north providence/URI
Eye Color: brown? i dont look at my eyes all too often
Hair Color: black
Height: 6 feet on a bad day
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: mambo italiano
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas
Your Weakness: hang around me and youll find it out
Your Fears: waking up and finding out that my pants dont fit me, cuz i dont want to wake up and be like 'shit i need new pants, wht the fuck do i wear to the store'
Your Perfect Pizza: antonios cheese/pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go superman style by savin the world, gettin the girl, and passin school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: prbly lol, but im not 'laughing out loud' but rather 'looking over lesbians'
Thoughts First Waking Up: what are my pants doin off and why does it sting when i pee
Your Best Physical Feature: im an all around a great package
Your Bedtime: im nocturnal...or at least think i am
Your Most Missed Memory: mtw
Pepsi or Coke: ive been known to snort some pepsi in my day
McDonalds or Burger King: the bk lounge
Single or Group Dates: if executed right single dates can turn into group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no i hate fuckin people who swear. fuck you swearers!
Do you Sing: people have compared my singing abilit yto that of a yak fucking a donkey while getting shot by hunters and hit by cars while bon jovi plays in the background
Do you Shower Daily: now that i do
Have you Been in Love: if i had then i wouldnt be here
Do you want to go to College: i am in URI
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sure y not
Do you get Motion Sickness: what r u implying?
Do you think you are Attractive: the question is do YOU think i am
Are you a Health Freak: the greasier the food, the easier shit slides through the arteries
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: jsut that time chippendales had a regular cancel and they called me and i rocked the show
In the past month have you been Dumped: gotta have a gf to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the tub all the time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just ur heart
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: ha yes
How do you want to Die: fightin a homeless man
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: detective john kimble
What country would you most like to Visit: any place that speaks english
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything not out of the ordinary
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: jsut be healthy
Best Clothing Style: soemthing that doesn tmake me say the following 'what are you ghetto?' 'what are you from the streets?' 'i saw you working the corner'
Number of Drugs I have taken: cuz this has to do with this category how?
Number of CDs I own: 200
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none

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I'd like to meet:

chuck norris cuz hes the effin man. anyone else realy... i love to meet people...however this does not mean i love all people, if ur respectable, nice, not an asshole, and treat women with respect then congrats i like you. otherwise hi i hate you and most likely will end up bein a dick towards you. feel free to drop me a line, if ur a female who likes to have fun and has a good head on ur shoulders then www.hiweshouldmeet.edu

Music:

The ones in CAPS are the my favorites:3 doors down, 311, aerosmith, ac/dc, afi, alkaline trio, blink 182, catch-22, coheed and cambria, THE DARKNESS, dashboard confessional, THE DROPKICK MURPHYS, finch, foo fighters, glassjaw, good charlotte, GREEN DAY, GUNS N' ROSES, guster, HANDSOME DEVIL, incubus, LIT, THE LIVING END, MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES, NEW FOUND GLORY, OFFSPRING, the ramones, REEL BIG FISH, something corporate, stone temple pilots, third eye blind, sugarcult, switchfoot, the toasters, the used, VAN HALEN, THE VINES, WEEZER, WESTVIEW, yellowcard, ZEBRAHEAD, zox.................+ more but why list them all

Movies:

boondock saints, reservior dogs, american pie trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, shrek etc... basically any movie

Television:

eh whatever is on....i dont really care

Books:

36 children, the good ol rollingstone mag, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, the hungry catepillar.....yeah i work at a library so i knowall the good kids books haha

Heroes:

definately batman...dude hes fuckin awesome....not only is he rich but he alos has a shitload of gadgets. im gonna drop outta school and be batman

My Blog

thanksgiving

happy thanksgiving.  this is a time to embrace friends and family.  and if you had a horrible time, then chances are you suck as a person and i dont like you cuz you cant take in what this h...
Posted by K-Fed on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:16:00 PST

from the words of paul

never been so glad to move back to uri.  since ive moved back its been so awesome and ive met tons of people tis been awesome.  we've been heloin the freshies move in and gettin shit organiz...
Posted by K-Fed on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:22:00 PST

last send off

its 345 right now and im currently leaving for URI at 5.  this summer has been i guess 'interesting' at most.  i cant even say if it was a great summer or a horrible one, i guess im kind of ...
Posted by K-Fed on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:53:00 PST

fucking

my 4 letter lie: hello KAlmonteDB: whats up my 4 letter lie: not much my 4 letter lie: I just got cut woohoo my 4 letter lie: so im eating a tasty fucking meal of taco bell my 4 letter lie: and then t...
Posted by K-Fed on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 06:57:00 PST

8/17/05

Im currently looking at the clock right now.  Not the time but more of the date.  Its 8/17/05.  To all but a few hundred I know it means nothing, but its been one year since my best f...
Posted by K-Fed on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:15:00 PST

how i sold $22000 of merchandise

It started like any other typical Saturday afternoon.  It was sunny out, cars rolling with tops down, girls strutting  wearing close to nothing, humid, clearly beach weather, and I was strol...
Posted by K-Fed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lick my ass feminist DCYF nazis!

Dear Mrs. Rickert,   It has come to my attention that you have recently filed a complaint against one of our male counselors for escorting one of the young female children outside to gather perso...
Posted by K-Fed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sony style!

Its halfway through the summer&giving you an update on not my boring pathetic life, but on the stupidity of customers that I deal with everyday. I (being the son of a bitch who has no love for anyone ...
Posted by K-Fed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ho space

im not gonna lie people....ive done the search and added hot girls i didnt even know on thefacebook.com. i mean come on im sure every person has done the same. i mean ill send a message along with my ...
Posted by K-Fed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hippies!

College is great, I mean whats not to love?  Theres the partying, the freedom, the shows the campus, the thousands of extremely talented and beautiful ladies that if you encounter at the right t...
Posted by K-Fed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST