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Andy

About Me

I suppose if you're reading this you probably wanna know something about me, First things first: I'm Andy, I value trees. I'm from Bournemouth, currently working for the NHS. I miss being a student, and I miss my summer job on the beach!I'm a proud vegetarian and I plant trees, someone has to put this stuff back in the earth otherwise you'd all be fucked. Some people call me a hippy.I play acoustic and bass guitars, with limited success. I also sing, very very badly. However I don't care because I enjoy it.I smell of cabbages when I don't shower. I don't like cabbages so I shower regularly.My middle name is Peanut-17

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the incredible man of toast who fires croutons from his armpits and flies backwards.

My Blog

waiting...

My group met today to finally hand in our coursework... its the last one I will ever have to do. We met at 11, its now 12.30 and we still haven't handed it in. It's fucking finished already! I wish th...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:24:00 GMT

Procrastitron strikes again

I had the intention of spending today thuswise; make a start on the huge pile of work that I've already put off for several weeks, and perhaps begin revision for exams&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 18:07:00 GMT

Stinking Corpse

There is such a plant known as "the stinking corpse lilly" or Rafflesia arnoldii, which has the biggest flower in the world. Problem with it is this: It flowers once every 9 years and the bl...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:12:00 GMT

Does this sound familiar?

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.      When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for l...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:35:00 GMT

dreams

I've been having some fucked up dreams lately. I'll describe my 2 most recent. dream 1. I was in an economics lecture, (me? in a lecture? this is weird enough already!) and we were watching an e...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:16:00 GMT

for every complicated problem there is a simple solution. Which is often wrong.

I must be living with retards. Here is my rant about how useless my housemates can be. Today, a certain person with whom I reside decided to take a bath in the early hours of this morning. He must hav...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:35:00 GMT

tonights entertainment

Tonight I will be watching my housemate Dan spray paint a black dog white. Don't worry, we're taping up its eyes, ears, mouth and nose first. Of course it isn't a real dog. But I like the way it sound...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:32:00 GMT

One Big Showdown

I arrived back home yesterday after a great coach journey. The girl next to me not only snored but when she woke she asked me to put her scabby old toenail in my mouth. I politely declined (although I...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:09:00 GMT

Disgustoids...

I'm a domesticated guy. At least thats what I thought when I moved into my new house wth 4 other guys just under 1 month ago. I can cook some simple meals, I am not alien to taking a scouring pad...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:03:00 GMT

Sodding Drugs

On antibiotics. They're giving me the proper shits, and I can't drink for five weeks. Needless to say I was wasted last night after a very meagre amount. And I loved every minute of it, great night la...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 14:02:00 GMT