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My Name is Pat ( a.k.a Goofy-Ass Muthafucker, Crazy blonde surfer kid, and fucking amazing. Of course u might also know me as Asshole' shithead, dushbag, etc,etc...). Anyway I'm a graduate of Manchester NH area, which isn't saying much, Manchester Memorial Highschool. (Fuck yeah! Go class of '06!!!!!!!). Talking about myself is pretty damn easy because there isn't all that much to say. Im 18 and just about the simplest guy you'll ever meet(so simple in fact that no one can comprehend a word I say cuz they always over think it.) Now when I say simple I don't mean that im a dumb hick. I've lived my entire life in Manchester NH (a.k.a Manchvegas Cow Hempshire) Which means im a whell skuled sity boy. I like skate boarding even though i have a board that sucks almost as much as i do. I enjoy any kind of music that rocks out loud and that i can jump around and mosh to even though I do like some rap. But no Goddamn Emo(O.k. some Emo's alright I guess,but Emo kids still pretty much suck with their crazy bangs over one eye. Just one?! I hate those goddamn crybaby bitches. JK you guys aint that bad just don't ever come to me if you need a shoulder to cry on!) although Some screamo is ok. Woah my A.D.D is kickin in and im startin to ramble. When a person first meets me i seem like the worlds biggest asshole but im an ok guy once people get to know me( I guess). I love to party; i love to rock; and fucking is my favorite hobby (or at least in the top five)I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick R. Helie(no joke)
Birthday: 5/28/88
Birthplace: Manchester, NH
Current Location: Manchester, NH
Eye Color: Blue, green, hazel(they change for no apparent reason
Hair Color: Dark blonde( I dye it to make it lighter)
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: 100% French Canadian(as far as I know)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue/ black Adios
Your Weakness: girls(what else?)
Your Fears: That nobody really likes me(that would suck)
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Good college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair if anything(people are always touching it and shit)
Your Bedtime: whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: friends who have gone
Pepsi or Coke: whichever goes better with Rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: way too much
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: twice if I can
Have you Been in Love: not sure
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't judge myself
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha....NO!
Do you get along with your Parents: not always
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: guitar(not very good yet)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no(for once)
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yea
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope(wow that's weird)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not in my life
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...cuz it's winter.... I'd freeze my balls off... stupid!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: loads of times(that I barely remember)
Ever been called a Tease: a couple times(but I wasn't trying to be)
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, once. (it was all little shit, nothing huge)
How do you want to Die: surrounded by all the people I care about.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an airline pilot(possibly a writer)
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue(but it doesn't really matter)
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde(once again, doesn't matter)
Short or Long Hair: not too short but not too long
Height: shorter than me(no one under 5')
Weight: proportionate to their size
Best Clothing Style: none! lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: hehehe.....lets not go there
Number of CDs I own: 20 bought, 300 burned
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none yet, but I'm getting a couple for my B-day
Number of things in my Past I Regret: couldn't keep track of them all
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Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Ocean
Pizza or Chinese? Chinese
Mansion or Penthouse? Mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski? no *sigh*
Are you afraid of clowns? no
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 3
Favorite band/group? killswitch Engage
Baseball or football? Basketball
Favorite brand of makeup? I'm a dude('nuff said)
Waffles or pancakes? waffles
Do you have an IPod? no(dammit)
Bike or scooter? Bike(motorcycle)
Ever go in a hot air balloon? no
How will you celebrate turning 21? getting trashed....duh!
What brand computer do you have?
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 1
Favorite city? Manchvegas biatch
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice cream
Do you think you are fat? little bit,not too bad
Ever throw up in a public place? does the hospital count?
Do you have a pool? yup
Ever drive a car? got my own, drive it everyday(fuckin' P.O.S)
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 1 if i'm lucky
Last movie you saw? House of 1000 corpses
Who is your hero? Bam Margera/ The Wright Brothers
How old are your parents? middle aged(40s and 50s)
What deceased person would you like to meet? My grandmother( I didn't see her before she died)
Do you chew ice? yea
Have you been to California? no but I wanna go so bad
Last book you read? The Fall of the House of Usher
Favorite teacher? Mr. Barker(my Algebra 2 teacher from last year)
Do you like to go fishing? yea but I haven't in a while
How many of those do you regret? How many of what?
What is you average in school? not high
Favorite professional team? Element Skateboard Team
Do you like mohawks? NO!
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 (some of them are old but I still wear them)
Do you floss? yes
Do you have braces? not anymore
Do you bite your nails? yeah
What is your last thought before falling asleep? idk
Do you fall in love easily? I'm crazy about girls but I wouldn't really know if it's love or hormones
Ever have a crush and they never knew? loads of times
Do you babysit? yeah
Ever been shot at? yeah but it was with a bb gun so i'm all set
Do you work out/exercise? not often enough
Do you have 6 pack abs? no *sigh*
Do you consider yourself nice? yeah(I seem like an ass only because people take me too seriously
What movie character would you like to be? Connor Mcleod from "The Highlander"
Do you go to camp for the summer? I work at one
Ever been bit by a snake? no
Have you been on a boat? yeah
Name of friend you have known the longest? Eric C.
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? sometimes
Ever break a bone? a couple
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Aunt Terry/ Uncle Joe
What is your ultimate job? Airline pilot
Do you want to walk on the moon? fuck yeah
Can you name the seven dwarfs? yup but I'm too lazy to type them down
Favorite TV show? House
Apples or oranges? oranges
Favorite model of car? 1970 Chevelle ss
Favorite flower? don't have one
Favorite color? Blue/Black/red
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yeah
Ever climb out your bedroom window? never had to
Do you live in an apartment or house? Both
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? none
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no
How many cousins do you have? 20ish
Do you believe in ghosts? yeah
If you were a bird, what would you be? dead( would've been extinct by now)
Ever get stitches? no
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? no I like suprises
How many kids do you want to have? 3 max
If you could change your name, what would it be? Zach, I've always liked that name.
Dogs or cats? Dogs
Who do you tell your problems to? my friends
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? My best friends( and my aunt's family)
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes
Do you go to church? not so often anymore
Would you marry outside your religon? if I had to to be with the one I love
Volleyball or tennis? Volleyball
How many people were at your last party? no comment
Ever ride in a limo? yeah
Ever drink champagne? yup
Favorite dinner? fried chicken or steak or chinese
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The Black Angel
Favorite Killing Spot: The Conservatory
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
Favorite Weapon: Claw Hammer
Eyes Gouged: Two
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