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JTValentino (Joey)

He's a Thug, He Drinks, I LIKE THAT!

About Me

I am not bad, I am just good at it. A scorpio, who is a mix of Native American/Mexican descent, I live life like I am gonna die tomorrow. I have an unbelieveable sense of humor, and at my most comfortable when people are having a good time. I LOVE to have fun, and have been known to be the life of the party. I have also been told I am an incredible shoulder to cry on. Someone once asked how I would describe myself, and all I could say was "Have you ever had one of those friends when all you had to do was think of them, and you would laugh?". As for my social interaction skills, I can totally drink anyone under the table, but of course I drink in social situations only, because I am such a Fucking lady. HAHA. As far as the circuit or "scene", I am not into it as much as I used to be. However, I am no stranger to the crowds of a RAVE, nor the insides of all the nicer clubs in WeHo. You can usually find me on Thursdays, with a drink in my hand supporting my buddy Sno, and all my boys! I come from a huge family, which mean the world to me, and I would do anything for them. As for my friends, they are the same as family, basically you mess with mine, and I'll come after you and yours! If you happen to win my friendship, then there isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.My philosophy has always been this...."In love there is understanding, there is respect for the innermost secrets. There is compassion for the very root of desire itself. I exist for those who want what I give." "I know when to listen, when to love and when to give the tender kiss.""I don't like to cut the grass, this is COMPLICATED."I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) what do your eyes say?
you have a sad but beautiful soul, you've lost somebody very meaningful in your life, you are in love with something you can't have, you cry for hours about it, and everything reminds you of your lost love, i'm sorry i feel for you. but remember that somewhere your love waits, and you're beautiful no matter what, i mean just look at your eyes.
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What Classic Bombshell Are You?
Marilyn Monroe
You seek constant approval. You're willing to be whoever you have to be to make people love you. When people do love you, you are always paranoid that they will leave you.
How do you compare?
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You scored as Akasha. You are the ultimate in ambition. You don't just want to own the world you want to make it crawl to you on its hands and knees begging for mercy, or at the least a taste!

Akasha


100%

Angel


67%

Dracula


50%

Marius


50%

Armand


42%

Deacon Frost


33%

Spike


33%

Louis


33%

Lestat


17%

Blade


17%
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My Interests

Jose Cuervo, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, Jack Daniels, Christian Brothers, Jim Beam, Glen Livet, and Captain Morgan are some of my favorite men. I love to go SHOPPING, I have a serious shopping problem. Somehow everything in the world just makes sense when you're shopping. Volleyball is THE SPORT !!! I LOVE PLAYING !!! I am Majoring in Psychology, with an emphasis on Human Sexuality. I am also Minoring in Photography, and have almost completed the program. I am making a great portfolio for myself, and love taking pictures, so if you ever wanna pose for me please just ask. I love to COOK, and feel most at home in the kitchen. I Love to travel. Movies are a great interest as well, as is The Theatre, and The Opera. When I was in High School, I attained a Black Belt in Shei-Quan, which is a form of Martial Arts using pressure points, and training with weaponry. I am skilled and proficient in the Art of War, and the use of combat techniques.

Your ..1 Love Type: ESFP


The PerformerIn love, you relish every moment and tend to get caught up in passion. For you, sex is how you get in touch with all your senses.Overall, you are creative, popular, and flexible. However, you tend to dislike criticism and avoid any conflict.Best matches: ISTJ or ISFJWhat's Your Love Type?
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... unique

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Your Birthdate: October 24
Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than your may have realized.You may also become the mediator and peacemaker in inharmonious situations.Devoted to family, you tend to manage and protect.This birth date adds to the emotional nature and perhaps to the sensitivities.Affections are important to you; both the giving and the receiving. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You're Karen Walker! You married for money, and
you enjoy every extravagant moment of it. You
love liquor and prescription pills, and make
hilarious judgmental comments about your best
friends. Keep it up!

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You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.

Your fortune:

You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition.
Believe it or not, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good.
You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment. What Tarot Card Are You? Which ArchAngel are you most like?
Michael. You're most like the ArchAngel of Defense. You like to hit things, and you like naked people, preferably cute naked people. A real down-to-earth angel who likes and is easily distracted by bright, shiny things.
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You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Well, as far as Myspace.com, I am looking to meet cool people, friends, and maybe even a love interest or two. Hit me up, on MySpace, or AOL, my screen name is jplace4811....
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? What character from 'Will & Grace' are you?
You are Karen!

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Congratulations! You are Susan Mayer, the divorcee
and single mom who will go to extraordinary
lengths for love.

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What Star Wars Character Are You?

Yoda
You are the wisest there is

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Your are the Evil Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Vanity gets you nowhere...
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Music:

My friends and family would call me a very ecclectic person. Personally I consider myself a MUSIC FREAK who can listen to everything and anything. If it has a beat I can jam to it. I have even been known to dance and sing along to the elevator music in Stater Bros. J/K
You're Janet!

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You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you
like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.

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Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is Your Ass
Special Talents Are Looking Innocent

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Your Heart is Red

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Intelligent and precise, you tend to value name and
honor above all else. You have no problem with
revenge, but only when it's business.

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How to make a JTValentino
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts brilliance
5 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lovability if desired!
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Movies:

I am into Vampires, and have almost every vampire movie ever made. Call it a ridiculous obsession, but I love the idea of immortality, and the passion behind every vampiric story I have ever seen. I LOVE Interview with the Vampire, and The Queen of the Damned. Other movies rock too, I mean I am not a freak or anything, I just like Vampires. Mafia Movie's are the best too. The Godfather, Goodfellas, and Scarface, "Say Hello to my Little Friend". I am also addicted to Disney Movies, thanks to my Godchildren. ALL OF Margaret Cho's Movies...She kicks so much ass.Take the quiz: "Which vampire from the Vampire Chronicles By Anne Rice are you?"

Akasha
You are Akasha. Damn, you are one evil bitch. Akasha is the self-proclaimed Queen of the Damned, and the Mother of all Vampires. She and the her king were created by an evil spirit that flew into their wounded bodies, and made them blood drinkers, though she lives in denial, because she was once worshipped in Egypt. After a 6000 year sleep, Akasha awakened by Lestat, wreaks havoc and hell, and attempts to establish her reign as Queen over all, but is eventually destroyed by Mekare, and the core of the vampires is stolen from her.
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you're a samantha!! you r the life of the party!! you're not afraid to speak you're mind!! you're fun and wild and alot of ppl love your attitude!! you're just living ur life to the fullest!! you also like having alot of guys for fun but ur not looking for anything serious!! you're friends love you for being so fun and wild!!
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Television:

Don't watch too much television, except the important shows, like Will & Grace, Sex in the City, Queer As Folk, The Soprano's, The Simpson's, South Park, The Family Guy, Daria, The Parker's, Cybill, Ab Fab, Desperate Housewive's, and the occasional Extreme Make-over. Other then that I mainly watch DVD's.

Books:

Anything by Anne Rice. Cien Sonetos De Amor by Pablo Neruda. The Collected Works of Mya Angelou. The Inferno by Dante Alighieri. The Art of War by Sun-tzu. Wicked by Gregory Maguire. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. X-MEN Comic Books. The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Steven Chobsky. Memoirs Of A Geisha by Some White Guy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey
Birthday: October 24th 1980
Birthplace: Riverside, California
Current Location: San Jacinto, CA
Eye Color: Dk. Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American/ Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: my black lugz
Your Weakness: Root Beer and sugar
Your Fears: to be alone in life
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPPERONI, PEPPERONI,PEPPERONI
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: spend less save more
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cool
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the hell do I have to do today?
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile
Your Bedtime: never had one
Your Most Missed Memory: one's i lost while drinking
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: like a fuckin' sailor
Do you Sing: Yes, like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: Yes, long ago.
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: dunno
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: people have said so, but i don't think so.
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: My Mom Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES, but only in social situations. HAHA
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YES, two if I am not mistaken
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: actually yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, twice.
Ever been Beaten up: Once, yes
Ever Shoplifted: HAHAHA
How do you want to Die: fast and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am never gonna be a grown-up
What country would you most like to Visit: India, Netherlands(Amsterdam only), and Egypt.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, or hazel.
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: don't matter
Weight: don't matter
Best Clothing Style: I actually have MANY styles
Number of Drugs I have taken: refer to the pharmacist's hand book
Number of CDs I own: over 1200
Number of Piercings: none, had one but took it out.
Number of Tattoos: none. Too chicken to get one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING, regret nothing in life, and truly LIVE.
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Joseph Thomas Placencia's Aliases


Your movie star name: Nachos Marcello
Your fashion designer name is Joseph Amsterdamn
Your socialite name is Jo Jo New York
Your fly girl / guy name is J Pla
Your detective name is Bird San Jacinto
Your barfly name is Ooka White Chocolate Martini
Your soap opera name is Thomas Evans
Your rock star name is Reeses Train
Your star wars name is Josben Plarad
Your punk rock band name is The Irritated Vibrator The Amazing Meganame Generator

Heroes:

I don't really Have any heroes... I mean My Mom is pretty much my hero, she raised me by herself, well my family helped out a little haha. Oh and the X-Men, they would be my comic book heroes I guess.. right?Take the quiz:
What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be?

Superman
You are strong, but a little on the shy side, you are talented. But a word of advice, don't go changing in telephone boths, you can get arrested!

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Which X-Men Character are you most like?

Remy LeBeau
A child at heart. You are the kid amongst your friends and family. You sometimes have a difficulty in seeing real picture and being mature. You are outgoing and fun but you are also described as being flaky, be careful of this, you may lose friends.

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Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:05:00 PST

Just Cant.

Youre in my mind, all I see is your skin, your hair, I know every curve of your body, I feel you against me.  I fell for you, when you said not too.  I was afraid to let you know, now I...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:32:00 PST

Once...

Once upon a time, the world was mine for the taking. I was able to bring love to those who crossed my path. I could have been so content giving others the gift of love, and never taking any for myself...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:14:00 PST

Lost!

The only time I am happy is when you show me even the slightest of affection.  I never do what I want, or say what I choose... nothing but you, your words, your thoughts.  Your in my mind al...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:40:00 PST

Anytime

I believe in Romance, I can appreciate it.  Too many people often times take what they get for granted.  Romance is an artform that not everyone can create.  Most times after the passio...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:37:00 PST

A Work In Progress

Once upon a time, I loved freely, and with my whole heart.  I gave of myself, and in return got nothing but stepped on. Love hurts my entire body.  I have been broken, wounded, smashed, be...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:27:00 PST

Written on the back of trick cards..

Once my eyes shed tears for you.  You shared once the love I had only given to one other before you. That night when you denied me, and ripped my heart out with your bare hands.  I screamed ...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

You've been tagged!

Ok - the tag game.......this is where you must write Ten random things that have either happened to you, are aspects of you, or that the general population may not know about you.You must then "TAG" t...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:01:00 PST

I remember love.

I remember staying in bed all day, just talking. I remember those stormy days when you held me close, and protected me from the cold. I want to forget waking up screaming your name and you not bei...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:58:00 PST

Sense.

Quietly I rage, in silence I sit and wonder what more I could have done to win you over. What more I could have done to make myself more attractive, more demure. I can't believe you hurt me, and didn'...
Posted by JTValentino (Joey) on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:46:00 PST