We got expelled from Hogwarts for being too punk rock, so we started a riot. Bad luck, 'cause we both got sent to Azkaban after using really NASTY spells on riot cops. The Dementors won't touch us with a 10-foot pole, though, for fear of bad acid tranferring thru our sweat, so we have a lot of time on our hands.
So we rock out in Azkaband!, and sometimes start a wizard riot or something. Oh, yeah, and we don't care what you think, so go suck on the Ministry's dick some more, yeah?
Real wziards drink PBR....... or maybe Old E.
AZKABAND! patches on sale now $1-2...depending on the patch/how much you love us. Patches: Azkaband! written in paint and pen, WZRDSLUT written in paint and pen, Azkaband! logo: Harry Potter's skull with snakes coming out of the eyes drinking 40z. How can you resist?
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Chloe has AIM! You can talk to her if you want. It's ROK Harry Potter! Minus the exclamation mark.
Calamity does not have AIM. He's too busy burning other wizards/muggles into ashes to deal with it. If you want to contact him, send the message to Nothing. We live together. She'll get it to me eventually. I hate you.
AZKABAND! SUPPORTS UNDERAGE DRINKING, AND POSSIBLY CANCER! YES! ANNIHILATE THE HUMANS! YOU MUGGLE SCUM SHOULD EAT YOUR OWN FACES OFF!! OR WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU! FUCK YA'LL, I'M OUT!! WZRDPUNX!!!
