the cavity creeps, any Anunnaki/Aryan/Grey types so I can spank their interdimensional tushies and send them to their rooms without supper as punishment for brainwashing and enslaving us all these years...or so they can give my DNA a cosmic reacharound, anyone who can spare some monatomic gold for me to ingest, Vince Noir, Howard Moon, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and pretty much anyone else who had anything to do with Mr. Show, any of the persons who had a hand in the creation of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace can be met by me on any given day, even if it was the guy who cleaned the toilets that the actors and crew used and even if that day was armageddon, Jon Benjamin, Jon Glaser, Steve Coogan, Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Gene Wilder, Fred Willard, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer, whoever invented that LOL business so I can kick him/her in the dick, Matt Besser, Matt Walsh, Ian Roberts, Amy Poehler, Andy Blitz, Paul F Tompkins, Jay Johnston, Sarah Silverman, Jerry Minor, Brian Posehn, Larry David, Ricky Gervais, Andy Kindler, Zach Galifianakis, Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, Kyle Gass, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Genesis P-Orridge, fellow mind explorers, Brian Wilson, Van Dyke Parks, Neil Young, Hal Blaine, Paul Laffoley, Dennis Wilson's ghost, Judee Sill's ghost, Lee "Scratch" Perry, David Icke, Andre 3000, Terence McKenna's ghost, Rammellzee, Phil Hendrie, Bill Hicks' ghost, Mitch Hedburg's ghost, Richard Pryor in spirit form, the exhumed corpse of Joe Strummer, the ghost of Arthur Lee, Peter Lewis, Chevy Chase in the 70s in a parallel universe where he's not such a prickjob, Steve Martin in the 70s, Diane Lane in the 80s if my girlfriend was dead, which she's not, thank goodness...I'm just saying IF she was, and on that note maybe Stevie Nicks circa 76 wouldn't be so bad or Elizabeth Hurley circa 97 or perhaps Sherilyn Fenn and Sheryl Lee circa Twin Peaks, and while I'm at it, how's about Anita Pallenberg circa 68 with or without teeth or vertebrae, and since I'm here why not break me off a piece of Faye Dunnaway in the 60s or 70s with or without the following 3 things:1. Heartbeat 2. Pulse 3. Brain Activity, Will Ferrell, except rather than just meet him, I wish we were forced into a situation where we were stuck somewhere together on really good acid or a high dose of mushrooms, like in a jail cell or both our cars broke down in the desert somewhere and the only thing we could do to entertain ourselves would be to improvise together for hours...yeah, that would be fun..for me, Julian Cope, and I'm sure Charlie Manson would be a real hoot to party with so long as there's no long haired, impressionable, retarded chicks with knives at said party who's fathers used them as hand puppets when they were little if you catch my meaning and ruined their minds and made them want to murder, Harry Dean Stanton, Nicholas Cage ( but only because he rips it up so hard in Vampire's Kiss), naked sluts, loose paraplegics (as in immobiles that give it up), charmers, jerks, insane types, a baby chimpanzee that wears a diaper and knows how to play the ukelele, adventure hippies, fantasy nerds, liquid homies, and nymphomaniacs with nothing to lose, (P.S. - I don't accept friend requests unless I already know you or I don't know you but you send me a message or on the off chance that I actually end up liking your band. those resembling an unsavoury brew of dire straits on acid meets missy elliott from hell or devendra banhart's diaper runoff meets ani difranco's scrotum sweat, etc. need not apply. save the energy in your fingers, for you're going to need it when you're gripping the bedpost in a cheap hotel room with spermy floors and blankets because you need to hold on tight to something to handle the pain of getting banged in the butt by a grizzly bear of a man for a jukebox nickel that you desperately need because you're stone cold broke...because you have no career...because you make music for abortions...due to the fact that you are not good at stuff. you get the idea. I get 20 requests a day all from some place called shitsville, planet earth. I don't know how they find me. apparently I have some sort of exotic voodoo derived gift for magnetically attracting fecal matter in music form that I must have acquired during one of my make-believe expeditions to Haiti)
My list has a bigger dick than your list: Stunt Dykes, Fang, Ithaca, Alice Through The Looking Glass, Agincourt, Tomorrow Come Some Day, Bobb Trimble, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Faust, Beach Boys, Dennis Wilson, Van Dyke Parks, Buffalo Springfield, Neil Young, The Rockets, the first Crazy Horse album, Nick Nicely, Jim Sullivan, The Screamers, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Bobby Brown, Phil Spector, Outkast, The Dovers, Bruce Haack, The Residents, My Bloody Valentine, Love, Wimple Winch, Beauregard Ajax, AR Kane, The Associates, Heron, Saal 2, Daughters Of Albion, Asylum Choir, Tuxedomoon, Iannis Xennakis, Bob Lind, The Golden Dawn, Cold Sun, 1910 Fruitgum Co., Jesus and Mary Chain, The Equals, Public Nuisance, Moby Grape (especially the songs of Peter Lewis), Euphoria, Gene Clark, The Everly Brothers, Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly, The Bobby Fuller Four, Sorry Bamba, The Zombies, Disco Inferno, Kaleidoscope (UK), Judee Sill, Bread, Richard Twice, Arthur Brown's Kingdom Come, Wu Tang Clan, John Cage, David Tudor, Michael Murphey, Steely Dan, Fred Neil, Richard and Mimi Farina, Fairport Convention, The Wipers, D.R. Hooker, The Distractions, Whistler Chaucer Detroit and Greenhill, Rodd Keith, Mu, Kensington Market, Pharoah Sanders, Dinosaur, Talk Talk, Slowdive, The Dils, Hawkwind, Milk N Cookies, Selda, Sparks, Nick Gilder, Vashti Bunyan, Mellow Candle, The Carpenters, Pentagram, ESG, Flying Lizards, The Sleepers, Scratch Acid, Incredible String Band, Gary Higgins, The Brazda Brothers, the Boy & The Tree album by Susumu Yokota, The Germs, Silver Chalice, Happy Dragon Band, Concrete Rubber Band, Manuel Gottsching, Flipper, National Lampoon, Richard Ross, the L.A. Explosion album by The Last, Princess Tinymeat, Missing Foundation, Neu, Kluster/Cluster, Bob Marley, Junior Murvin, The Left Banke, Cleaners From Venus/Brotherhood Of Lizards/Plod/Martin Newell, The Fallen Angels, Gordon Lightfoot, The Animated, Saccharine Trust, Hello, Nervous Gender, Buzzcocks, Public Image Ltd, Thomas Leer, Robert Rental, Matthew Young, Throbbing Gristle, Half Japanese, The Feelies, The Butthole Surfers, Don Bolles, Vox Pop, Stereo Shoestring, McKay, Blops, Nigel Lundemo, George Moustaki, sound effects records, Folkways sound records like Sounds of North American Frogs/Sounds of the Sea/Sounds Of The Junk Yard/etc., Alan Watts, C.A. Quintet, Richard & Linda Thompson, Bermuda Triangle, Echo & The Bunnymen, Pete Fine, Sundragon, Friends, Chinn/Chapman productions, Kassanetz/Katz, Greenaway/Cook, Gary Zekley, John Carter, Malaria!, Steve Miller Band, Can, Denim, Price & Walsh, Blossom Toes, Kraftwerk, La Dusseldorf, Amon Duul 1 & 2, Bermuda Jam, Rheingold, Ceramic Hello, Orchestral Manouvers In the Dark, Gabor Szabo,The Boys (US), The Boys (UK), Hollywood Brats, Pale Saints, ESP Summer, Eggstone, The Sweet, The Grateful Dead, Ragnar Grippe, Luciano Berio, Belle & Sebastian, The Easybeats, Ohio Express, Culture, Joy Division, Bruno Spoerri, New Order, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Klaus Schultze, Bryn Jones, The Necessaries, Arthur Russell, Mark Eric, Fleetwood Mac, Public Enemy, The Summer Hits, The Sound, Thomas and Richard Frost, Lansing-Dreiden, Panda Bear, George Brigman, Avey Tare, Animal Collective, Black Dice, Terrestrial Tones, Benji Cossa, The Ninjas, Klaus Nomi, The Clientele, Chris Bell, Big Star, Television, The Ramones, Blondie, Pink Floyd, Lothar and the Hand People, Hall & Oates, Human League, Cabaret Voltaire, Clock DVA, New Asia, C.O.B., This Heat, Lifetones, Camberwell Now, Loop, Spacemen 3, The Beatles, NRBQ, Caetano Veloso, Milton Nascimento, Delia Derbyshire, White Noise, Silver Apples, Suicide, United States Of America, Miles Davis, Abba, Brian Protheroe, Clifford T. Ward, Visage, DNA, Mars, The Stooges, SRC, Goblin, The Archies, The Pretty Things, Syd Barrett, Stone Roses, Prince, Diana Ross, Pointer Sisters, Mauricio Kagel, Fifty Foot Hose, Billy Nicholls, The Outsiders (Dutch), Plastic Cloud, Moondog, Armand Schaubroeck, Joyce, Gal Costa, Os Mutantes, Gilbert Gil, Jorge Ben, Nelson Angelo, Josef K, The Lollipop Shoppe, Dead Moon, Fred Cole, Orange Juice, Aztec Camera, The Electric Chairs, Forcefield, LaMonte Young, Illes, Unwound, Eurythmics, Lori Burton, All Saved Freak Band, Gism, Cass McCombs, Fennesz, The Scientists, The Toms, Grauzone, No More, Squire, The Orb, Aphex Twin, Audio Two, The Cure, The Chills, The Pale Fountains, Close Lobsters, Tall Dwarfs, Chris Knox, The Verlaines, Destroy All Monsters, Toy Love, The Bats, Mamas and the Papas, Inner Dialogue, Sebadoh, Harmony Grass, Del Shannon, The Saints, The Simpletones, The Fun Things, Bergen White, The Four Seasons, Condello, The Fun and Games, !3th Floor Elevators, Red Crayola, Bubblepuppy, The Gist, The Dentists, Shel Talmy, The Velvet Underground, Hackamore Brick, Slapp Happy, This Mortal Coil, Mass, Rema Rema, The Wolfgang Press, The Bachs, Erik Satie, The Free Design, Les Rallizes Denudes, Monte Cazzaza, early Leather Nun, early SPK, the first Caravan album, Zumpano, Chrome, Six Finger Sattelite, Philamore Lincoln, The Smoke (UK), The Smoke (US), West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, Markley, Kim Fowley, Iron Virgin, Hans Edler, Forever Amber, Millard & Dyce, Barry Blue, The Teens, Bay City Rollers, Electric Light Orchestra, The Church, Robert Wyatt, The Only Ones, Black Sabbath, Chic, Monitor, John Coltrane, Eric Dolphy, Petula Clark, Sonny Sharrock, Ornette Coleman, Eddie Gale, Patty Waters, Ol Dirty Bastard, GZA, Method Man, Jan & Dean, The Righteous Brothers, The Ronnettes, Twice As Much, The Attack, The Golden Earrings, Volcano The Bear, Chrisma, The Troggs, Metal Urbain, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Christian Death, Tones On Tail, Damon, The Fool, Steve Treatment, Townes Van Zandt, Pauline Murray & The Invisible Girls, Thoughts and Words, 14 Iced Bears, The Jasmine Minks, The June Brides, Honeybus, Rainbow Ffolly, Elyse, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, Nina Simone, The Carter Family, Indian Jewelry, Simply Saucer, The Millennium, Family Fodder, Sagittarius, Flintlock, Streak, Erasmus Chorum, The Rats, Edison Lighthouse, White Plains, The First Class, John's Children, Jook, Jet, Judy Nylon, The London Underground, Tapper Zukie, Gregory Issacs, Wayne Jarrett, The Lovejoys, Mau Mau, Crispy Ambulance, Suede, The Go Gos, Bill Nelson, Horace Andy, Rocket From The Tombs, Chris Hodge, Russell Morris, Ken Boothe, Susan Cadogan, Junior Byles, Prince Jazzbo, Max Romeo, Bunny Wailer, Burning Spear, Uncle Wiggly, Freddie McGreggor, Sir Douglas Quintet, The Master's Apprentices, Truman's Water, Void, Montage, Stories, Childe Harold, Scrugg, John Kongos, The Move, The Idle Race, Duncan Browne, Bobby Jameson/Chris Lucey, Dwight Twilley, The Raspberries, Chicago, The Field Trip (UK), Vibrasonic, Spice, The End, Tucky Buzzard, Radio Stars, West Coast Consortium, The Lazy Smoke, Necromandus, Stray, Ultramagnetic MCs, Eric B and Rakim, Cash Money and Marvelous, Laurie Anderson, Magazine, Magazine 60, George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Wings, Comet Gain, Comsat Angels, Crass, The Rich Kids, Daniel Johnston, Tim Koh, Ultravox, Hot Legs, Mud, The Nazz, Plastic Bertrand, Tangerine Dream, Cheap Trick, Coil, Chris and Cosey, Yoko Ono, The Clique, Fire, Lemon Kittens, Danielle Dax, Alan Parsons Project, Sun Dial, The Mystreated, Peppermint Trolley Co., Fargo, early REM, Prefab Sprout, Meat Puppets, Nino & April, Wendy & Bonnie, Joe Walsh, Nu Shooz, Ron Dante, The Dickies, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Angry Samoans, Black Moon, Matt Johnson, The The, Association P.C., The Association, We All Together, Love & Rockets, Bauhaus, 2.3, Rayne, July, The Chameleons, Human Expression, Human Instinct, Zoot, The Small Faces, Woo, Ride, Paul Giovanni, Paul Williams, Man Parrish, Pickettywitch, Ultra Vivid Scene, The Tages, Giorgio Moroder, Lush, The Chocolate Watch Band, The Smiths, Jennifer Warnes, The Wild Swans, Care, ZNR, The Fall, The Homosexuals, EPMD, Big Daddy Kane, The Sufi Choir, Mantronix, Subway Sect, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Dreamies, Bee Gees, Popol Vuh, The Grapefruit, Desperate Bicycles, Generation X, The Vapors, The Shoes, Crime, the Black Dots and ROIR albums by Bad Brains, Modern Lovers, The Users, Ricky Wilde, Songs Of The Humpback Whale, Le Orme, early Lee Michaels, Kim Wilde, Peter Schilling, The Boredoms, The Three Degrees, Roger Rodier, Tristan Palma, A Certain Ratio, Tubeway Army, Gary Numan, Middle Of The Road, Phyllis Dillon, The Jolly Brothers, Ras Michael and the Sons Of Negus, George Faith, Glass Sun, The Lovin, Spontaneous Generation, Dick Hyman, Peter Nero, James Last, Dando Shaft, Linda Perhacs, The Jackpots, The Matchmakers, Gary Wilson, Crowfoot, Annie, Nina Hagen, Hollins and Starr, Fox, Monochrome Set, Spizz, first Motley Crue album, Slade, early Alice Cooper, 100 Flowers, The Urinals, The Cyrkle, Crosby Stills and Nash, Neighborhood Childrn, Camper Van Beethoven, Die Anderen/Kannibal Komix, Depeche Mode, Afrika Bambaata and the Soul Sonic Force, Pierre Henry, Diamond Head, Budgie, Weapon, Killing Joke, The Contortions, Dr. Octagon, The Quick, The Quik, The Koobas, The Moody Blues, The Damned, Flamin Groovies (especially Roy Loney era), The Mighty Diamonds, Gary War, Big Youth, the Crazy Horses album by The Osmonds, Bodine, The Bodines, Hudson Brothers, Honeycone, Headstone, The Happy Mondays, The Rubinoos, Meic Stevens, The Congos, Bilbo, Augustus Pablo, Dr. Alimantado, Daft Punk, The Creation, Dynamix II, The Who, The Action, The Kinks, Mighty Baby, The Band, Bob Dylan, P.F. Sloan, The Alan Bown, Thin Lizzy, Ace, Big Black, Mothers Of Invention, Gandalf, Michael Polnareff, Jaques DuTronc, Wire, Brigitte Fontaine, House Of Love, Moose, Solid Ground, The Geranium Pond, Relatively Clean Rivers/The Electronic Hole/The Beat Of The Earth/Phil Pearlman in general, Judy Henske & Jerry Yester, Angel Pavement, The Roosters, Blue Cheer, Mystery Meat, Stalk-Forrest Group, Anonymous, the first Seals & Crofts album, Celtic Frost, Blood On The Wall, Barry Ryan, Paul Ryan, Tim Dewitt, Fapardokly, Curtis Mayfield, David Hemmings, the Kill Em All album by Metallica, Dr. Strangely Strange, Intersystems, Debris, Flying Saucer Attack, Queen, Raymond Scott, Gina X Performance, The Flame, Space Lady, Autosalvage, Aube, Badfinger, The Streets, White Magic (Mira, Miggie, and Andy R.I.P.), Margo Guryan, Henry's Dress, Black Tambourine, UTFO, John Phillips, Tommy James and the Shondells, JJ Cale, Harper's Bizarre, David Ackles, The Speedies, Higher Elevation, Skip Spence, early period Madonna, Simon & Garfunkel, Hoyt Axton, Nancy Nova, Indochine, The Fast (I admit most of their songs suck a dead guy's dick but there's a few precious gems embedded deep within the shit sandwich that is the majority of their catalog, I swear. P.S. that's way too harsh actually, I like the Fast and fuck you if you think their sucky songs do, in fact, suck. I mean, who do you thnk you are anyway? Lester Bangs? I mean, come on. Let's face it. That guy was fucking fat...OR WAS HE?!), The Deep, Esplendor Geometrico, Creation Of Sunlight, The Rolling Stones, Sun Ra, Otis Redding, Second Layer, Timmy Thomas, Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone, David Blue, the How I Long To Feel That Summer In My Heart album by Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Felt, The Stranglers, The Woodentops, Savage Republic, Robert Johnson, Louvin Brothers, Lilys, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, early GG Allin, Alan Pounds Get Rich, Muddy Waters, Guided By Voices, Pavement, Brian Eno, Harmonia, Cosmic Jokers, Ash Ra Tempel, Biz Markie, Steve Reich, the Shot Forth Self Living album by Medicine, Terry Riley, The Gun Club, The Cramps, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Marriane Faithful, Steady B, Nick Drake, La Mystere Des Voix Bulgares, Lloyd Cole and the Commotions, Kate Bush, The Specials, The Selecter, The Rain Parade, The Dream Syndicate, Dizzee Rascal, Roots Manuva, The Three O Clock, The Salvation Army, The Weirdos, Black Flag, The Soft Boys, The Dead Kennedys, The Birthday Party, The Crash Crew, Rammalzee, The Jazzateers, Batdorf & Rodney, Genesis, Nurse With Wound, The Electric Eels, The Sea Urchins, New Age Steppers, The Slits, Kleenex, Gang Of Four, The Teardrop Explodes, early period B-52s, early Sir Mix A Lot, The Bizarros, Magical Power Mako, Sonic Youth, Chris Craft, Theoretical Girls, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Slik, Pilot, Roxy Music, Iggy Pop, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Boston, Kenneth Higney, Heart, Glen Campbell, Led Zeppelin, 10cc, Isley Brothers, Bobby Charles, Yes, Schooly D, Aphrodite's Child, Spring (US), Longmont Potion Castle, Bill Withers, Patti Smith, Allman Brothers, Michael Hurley, Beat Happening, The Pastels, Bert Jansch, Pentangle, Slug, David Crosby, The Merry Go Round, Emitt Rhodes, James Brown, Spoonie G, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Article 58, Scott Walker, The Walker Brothers, Gary Walker &; The Rain, Fad Gadget, Father Yod &; Ya Ho Wa 13, Fela Kuti (but c'mon white people, seriously, let's give it a rest. There's other world music to explore besides this guy, I assure you, you lazy fucks), Carole King, early Soft Machine, MC5, The Mandrake Memorial, Burt Bacharach, Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Byrds, The Shangri-las, Nirvana (UK), Nirvana (US), Tim Buckley, The Hollies, Freddy K and the BreeZe, The Electric Prunes, The Monkees, Donovan, Tim Hardin, Terry Reid, Nico, The Doors, The Pop Group, The Sonics, The Holy Modal Rounders, The Shocking Blue, NWA, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Souls Of Mischief, MX-80 Sound, True Mathematics, Special Ed, The D.O.C., Raekwon, Hearts and Flowers, France Gall, Hot Butter, Francoise Hardy, Serge Gainsbourg, The Crystals, The Game, Truck, Television Personalities, Teenage Filmstars, The Times, The O-Level, One Gang Logic, Sensation's Fix, Sergius Golowin, George Gershwin, Rita Lee, Don Cherry, Fatal Microbes, Honey Bane, Rudimentary Peni, Severed Heads, Minny Pops, Tronics, Tom Ze, Prince Far-I, Barclay James Harvest, Shaun Harris, Jean Paul Sartre Experience, Unrest Work and Play, Charles De Goal, Summerhill, Anne Briggs, Bridget St. John, Mickey Newbury, Lora Logic, Legendary Pink Dots, L'uv, Marie and the Atom, Charlie, Cerrone, ORS, Brett Smiley, Devo, The Key, Zerfas, The Aerovons, Spoonfed Hybrid, Mr. Fox, These Trails, Emtidi, The Klubs, The Robbs, John Maus, Harumi, Parson Sound, International Harvester, Trad Gras Och Stenar, Charles Manson, The Manson Family, Swans, the Soulcrusher album by White Zombie, Glen Branca, Tintern Abbey, Kitchens Of Distinction, Colin Newman, Dome, Sun City Girls, Neneh Cherry, Chris Rainbow, Roland Kayn, Eternity's Children, The Ballroom, Cocteau Twins, Ennio Morricone, Sandy Bull, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Edgard Varese, Phase II, Bill Nelson, Tuvan Throat Singers, 23rd Turnoff, Jimmy Campbell, Rockin Horse, The Peppers, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Alice Coltrane, Colin Blunstone, Incredible Kidda Band, Blonde, the Silverbird album by Leo Sayer, Surf Punks, The Blades Of Grass, The Vegetable Garden, Alison Gros, Divine Styler, The Banana Splits, Timbaland, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, The Fearless Four, Run DMC, Chardon Square, The Undertones, Eater, Delta 5, Girls At Our Best, The Quiet Room, Vogel, Scritti Polliti, Jan Dukes De Grey, Freddie McKay, Balinese and Javanese Gamelan, Adam and the Ants, Autechre, Squarepusher, Barnaby Bye, stuff produced by Patrick Adams like Cloud One, Egyptian Lover, Leroy Hutson, Die Kruezen, The James Boys, Forest, Sandy Salisbury, Comus, Pony, Rabbitt, The Search Party, Modern English, Almond Lettuce, Matthews Southern Comfort, Plainsong, Fotheringay, Primal Scream, Harry Partch, Stavely Makepeace, Lally Stott, Strawberry Children, Strawberry Switchblade, The Executives (Aus.), Los Microwaves, Kenny, Zenda Jacks, Paper Lace, Patience &; Prudence, Hector, Dark Day, Jigsaw, Chicory Tip, Steve Voice Band, Zappo, Harry Merry, Sort Sol, Teenage Jesus and Those Jerks, McCarthy, Tears For Fears, Alvin Lucier, The Frogs, Low, Zolar X, Protex, Romeo Void, Yello, Nikki Sudden, Suzy Andrews, The Runaways, Scientist, Geto Boys, Spunky Spider, The Adolescents, The Descendents, Black Market Baby, Blackfoot Sue, Empire, Raped, The Raincoats, Young Marble Giants, Upside Down Cross, The Viletones, Non Compos Mentis, J.K. &; Co., The Four Freshmen, Boogie Down Productions, John Jacob Niles, Elizabeth Cotton, Slayer, the first Captain Beyond album, The Foundations, Der Plan, Digital Dinosaurs, Cocksparrer, Wreckless Eric, Manicured Noise, Hapshash and the Coloured Coat, Moebius &; Plank, Bread Love and Dreams, Tin Tin, Cat Stevens, Starry Eyed and Laughing, Nick Garrie, Chris Spedding, The Act, Herman's Hermits, Murray Head, The Factory, Esprit De Corps, England's Glory, Friend Sound, Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick and Tich, Complex, eden ahbez, Albert Ayler, Swell Maps, Rites Of Spring, Nation Of Ulysses, Cecil Taylor, The Cherry People, Prix, Candlewick Green, The Marmalade, Unicorn, Broadcast, The Favourite Sons, Hank Williams Sr., The Groundhogs, D.A.F., The Legay, Peter Sarstedt, Bill Fay, Philwit &; Pegasus, Shop Assistants, The Telescopes, George Jones, Althea &; Donna, Sister Nancy, Grace Jones, Hudson-Ford, Peter Ivers, Squeeze, The Nerves, Upp, Crushed Butler, Tyrannosaurus Rex, T Rex, We The People, R Stevie Moore, The Misfits, I Drive, The Heptones, The 5th Dimension, The Critters, The Poppy Family, Brian Hyland, Ian Dury, Pere Ubu, Dead Boys, The Records, The Go Betweens, Buck Owens, Mark Hollis, Ant-Bee, The Jungle Brothers, Ice T, Just Ice, Slick Rick, The La's, Slint, Veronica Lake, Pulp, Michael Jackson, Foster Sylvers, XTC, The Dukes Of Stratosphear, Frankie Lymon &; The Teenagers, Bernard Hermann, Rose Royce, Talking Heads, The Penguins, Dion, The Flamingos, Little Anthony and The Imperials, The Impalas, Manfred Mann, Paul Revere and the Raiders, Pagliaro, Rick Springfield, Moonrider, Angel (UK), Blue Ash, Circus, Uriah Heep, Blue, Speedy Keen, Thunderclap Newman, Cupid's Inspiration, Love Sculpture, Balls, Tiny Tim, Indian Pudding and Pipe, The Daily Flash, Los Walkers, The Wizards, Clear Light, Ethiopiques, Redd Kross, The Buckinghams, Godflesh, Smokey Robinson &; the Miracles, Bootsy's Rubber Band, Graham Central Station, Bobby Jimmy and the Critters, Soft Cell
Dawn Of The Dead, Brain Candy, Caddyshack, This Is Spinal Tap, Sleeper, Bananas, Take The Money and Run, Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask), Annie Hall, Manhattan, What's Up Tiger Lily, The Life Of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Bedazzled, Dog Star Man is my favorite but any Stan Brakhage movie is pretty sweet, Holy Mountain, El Topo, Santa Sangre, City of Lost Children, Network, Capricorn One, The Cockettes, Off The Charts: The Song-Poem Story, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Be Glad For the Song Has No Ending, The Beatles Anthology, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, The Jerk, Over the Edge, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Martin, Dune, Vampire's Kiss, Fantastic Planet, Light Years, Time Masters, Yellow Submarine, The Rutles, Whatever Happened To Vileness Fats, Andy Kaufman: I'm From Hollywood, Shaun Of The Dead, Posession, Dreams, Freaks. Spirited Away, Lucifer Rising, National Lampoon's Vacation, Return of the Living Dead, Safe Men, The Shining, The Matrix, Genghis Blues, Style Wars, Unknown Passage: The Dead Moon Story, Half Japanese: The Band That Would Be King, The Freshest Kids, Wild Style, The Punk Rock Movie, Ganja and Hess, Cabin Boy, Altered States, 2001, A Shot In The Dark, Re Animator, Waiting For Guffman, Tron, Escape From New York, Wizards, Scanners, Videodrome, The Brood, The Groove Tube, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Space Is The Place, The Dark Crystal, Skidoo, Martin & Orloff, V For Vendetta, Run Ronnie Run, The Phantom of the Paradise, The Low Down Dirty DAWGS, Halloween 3, Total Recall, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, A Mighty Wind, Young Frankenstien, The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, Night Tide, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Dog Day Afternoon, Play It Again Sam, The Spirit of 76, A Night at the Roxbury, The Filth and the Fury, Westway To The World, The Wicker Man, Irreversible, Big Night, The Adventures of Milo & Otis, Shaolin Soccer, Kung-Fu Hustle, Out Of The Blue, The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension, Miracle Mile, Berryface and all other films by Forcefield, all films by Paperrad, Ghostbusters, Jaws, Alice, Pink Flamingo, Female Trouble, Airplane, Top Secret, The Naked Gun, Midnight Cowboy, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Manson, THX 1138, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, The Return Of The Jedi, Microcosmos, The Thing, Battle Royale, An American Werewolf In London, The Weather Underground, Crumb, various skate videos from the 80s and early 90s, River's Edge, Repo Man, Blade Runner, Clockwork Orange, Wet Hot American Summer, Creepshow, Last House On The Left, The Hills Have Eyes, Rockers, Near Dark, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Sleepaway Camp, Big Trouble In Little China, They Live, Prince Of Darkness, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Wild At Heart, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Goodfellas, No Direction Home, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Rock And Roll Circus, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The People Under The Stairs, The Departed, The Aviator, The Decline Of Western Civilization 1 & 2, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Babe: Pig In The City, From Beyond, Angel Heart, Fire Walk With Me, The Living Sea, Metamorphosis, David Icke:Secrets of the Matrix, most any Beach Boys documentary, Litmus, Metropolis, The Manitou, Shock Waves, Riding Giants, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Dazed And Confused, Delicatessen, Raising Arizona, Valley Girl, Say Anything, Emak-Bakia, Solaris, a few scenes from Coffee and Cigarettes were really good, The Exorcist, The Graduate, Easy Rider, Hard Day's Night, Team America, Elf, A Christmas Story, Gremlins 1 & 2, Lifeforce, Apocalypse Now Redux, The Dark Backward, Chameleon Street, Saturday Night Fever, Mayor of the Sunset Strip, The Crazy Dave Tape 2, the first Planet of the Apes movie, Johnny Suede, Time Bandits, Festival Express, The Adventures Of Sebastian Cole, The Outsiders, Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Camille 2000, Dark City, Ladies And Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains, The Warriors, Tougher Than Leather, Beat Street, Casino Royale, that scene in Modern Problems when Chevy Chase snorts up the voodoo powder and exclaims "I Like It!", Street Trash, all 3 Mad Max movies (but motherfuck a mel gibson nowadays), A Boy And His Dog, Borat, The 5000 Fingers Of Dr. T, Pootie Tang, Fight Club, Windy City Heat, Class Of 1984, The Comedians Of Comedy, Up In Smoke, the first hour of 28 Days Later, Jesus Is Magic, and last but certainly not least, for my money the best/worst movie ever made and the most coked up...The Apple
Mr. Show, Home Movies, Wondershowzen, I'm Alan Partridge, Saxondale, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Mighty Boosh, The Day Today, Knowing Me Knowing You, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, New Wave Theatre, Animal Charm, Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Graffiti Rock, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, SCTV, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Undeclared, Twin Peaks, Andy Barker P.I., Sealab 2021, Upright Citizens Brigade, Get A Life, Larry Sanders Show, Strangers With Candy, The P.I.L. episode of American Bandstand, The Office(UK), The Sarah Silverman Program, Brass Eye, Not Ready For Prime Time Players era Saturday Night Live and Will Ferrell era, Police Squad, $1.98 Beauty Show, Stairway To Stardom, Lucky Louie, The Three Geniuses, The Pretty Thingsss, South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, Chappelle's Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, 30 Rock, Knights Of Prosperity, Your Show Of Shows, Caesar's Hour, Fishing With John, Freaks and Geeks, Crossballs, Ali G, first season of Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, The Blue Planet, The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, Halfway Home, Reno 911, the skits on Conan O Brien, Iron Chef (Japan), Antiques Roadshow, The Sopranos, Night Flight, TV Carnage, TV Sheriff, James Brown's Future Shock, Yo MTV Raps (from the 80s when Fab 5 Freddy was the host), Spongebob Squarepants, Boohbah, Stella, I haven't been a fan in the slightest for the entire duration of the series but this latest season of American Idol kind of blew my mind. I think the greatest comedian of all time Yakov Smirnov summed it up best when he said, "what a country". I mean have you seen that show? those people are fucking nuts in a way that is borderline trancendent, Stymie era Little Rascals and all the episodes in which Spanky is still a baby, which is like being fistfucked by cuteness, the kind of cuteness that has those gigantic popeye post spinach fists. Sorry to use such terminology when describing a baby, but I'm simply trying to emphasize the point that it is waay cute. Like it's so cute that it's almost violent. In fact, the only thing that could improve baby Spanky would be if you threw some down's syndrome in the mix, which would be cute on a level of such divine perfection that it would be mildly psychedelic. Those NAMBLA dudes should definitely check out those episodes. They'll be psyched. In conclusion, it's wrong to fuck little boys...unless they're into it, Andy Richter Controls The Universe,
Tales From The Time Loop, Infinite Love Is The Only Truth-Everything Else Is Illusion, Children Of The Matrix, The Biggest Secret by David Icke, Food of the Gods by Terence McKenna, Black Elk Speaks by John G. Neihardt and Nicholas Black Elk, The Archaic Revival, True Hallucinations by Terence McKenna, The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life Vol. 1-2 by Drunvalo Melchizedek, Tripping: An Anthology Of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures by Charles Hayes, Time/Life's Mysteries of the Unknown series, Trouser Press Guide to New Wave Records, The Acid Archives by Patrick Lundborg/Aaron Milenski & Ron Moore, Fuzz Acid and Flowers by Vernon Joyson, Tapestry of Delights by Vernon Joyson, Look Listen Vibrate Smile by Domenic Priore and most books about the Beach Boys except for Heroes and Villains and the fake Brian Wilson biography ghost written by "Dr. Douchebag", Cosmic Trigger by Robert Anton Wilson, The Hero With a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell, The Power Of Myth by Joseph Campbell, Rip It Up And Start Again by Simon Reynolds, Bomp magazine, Unknown Legends Of Rock N Roll by Richie Unterberger, Return Of The Last Gang In Town, Maya Cosmogenesis 2012 by John Major Jenkins, Plants of the Gods by Richard Schultes/Albert Hoffmann & Christian Ratsch, Trialogues At The Edge Of The West by Terence Mckenna, Rupert Sheldrake & Ralph Abraham, Nothing In This Book Is True But It's Exactly How Things Are by Bob Frissell, Across the Great Divide:the story of the Band by Barney Hoskyns, Waiting For the Sun by Barney Hoskyns, City of Quartz by Mike Davis, The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley, Tao Teh Ching by Lao Tsu, The Warrior Of the Light by Paulo Coelho, Live From New York: An Uncensored History Of Saturday Night Live by Tom Shales & James Andrew Miller, Lexicon Devil by Brendon Mullen/Don Bolles/Adam Parfrey, We Got The Neutron Bomb by Marc Spitz/Brendon Mullen, Please Kill Me, The Mythic Image by Joseph Campbell, The Inner Reaches Of Outer Space by Joseph Campbell, Shamanism: Archaic Techniques of Ecstacy by Mircea Eliade, Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming by Stephen La Berge, The Secret Life Of a Satanist: the Authorized Biography of Anton Lavey (but not because I think he's like great or anything. interesting and somewhat intelligent maybe, but I think satanism is a pretty goofy practice and if you consider yourself a satanist then you are funny to me. if you are a satanist and you see me I will be laughing at you, and said laughter will most likely be taking place inside my mind rather than outside because I don't want you to sever my scrote and eat my guts or whatever it is those hilarious goofabouts get up to when they're commiting acts of vengeance, Valis by Philip K Dick, Sensacional: Mexican Street Graphics by Jaun Carlos Mena/Oscar Reyes, Tibetan Book of the Dead, The Invisible College by Jacques Vallee, The Psychedelic Experience by Timothy Leary, The Presence of the Past by Rupert Sheldrake, The Creation Records Story by David Cavanagh, Yes Yes Yall:An Oral History of Hip Hop's First Decade by Jim Fricke/Charlie Ahearn, Can't Stop Won't Stop by Jeff Chang, The Invisibles by Grant Morrison, An Anthropologist On Mars by Oliver Sacks, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat by Oliver Sacks, The Tao of Health Sex and Longevity, The Onion collections, Beneath The Underdog by Charles Mingus, The Krautrock Sampler by Julian Cope, Head On by Julian Cope, Mr. Show: What Happened, Dreams Fantasies and Nightmares by Vernon Joyson, Up Yours by Vernon Joyson, The Confessions of Aleister Crowley by Aleister Crowley, DMT:The Spirit Molecule by Rick Strassman, The Psychotronic Movie Guide by Michael Weldon, R. Crumb collections, American Splendor collections, The Society Of The Spectacle by Guy Debord, The Yage Letters by William Burroughs and Alan Ginsberg, T.A.Z. by Hakim Bey, Dead World: Books 1 & 2, The Popol Vuh, Lost In Music by Giles Smith, Dirt:Confessions of Motley Crue, Behold a Pale Horse by William Cooper, Taschen art books, Mysterium Coniunctionis by Carl Jung, Man and His Symbols by Carl Jung, Too Much Too Soon: the story of the New York Dolls by Nina Antonia, The One And Only: Peter Perrett-Homme Fatale by Nina Antonia, The Primal Screamer by Nick Blinko, The Invisible Landscape by Terence & Dennis McKenna, The Transmigration of Timothy Archer by Philip K Dick, Chariots of the Gods, Ulysses, Finnegan's Wake by James Joyce, Answer Me by Jim Goad, The History of Surrealism, The Holographic Universe by Michael Talbot, Hypnagogia by Andreas Mavromatis, Flesh & Blood: A History Of Cannibalism, Wreckers Of Civilisation: The Story Of Coum Transmissions & Throbbing Gristle, Rotten:No Blacks No Irish No Dogs by John Lydon, The Beatles Anthology, Shakey by Jimmy McDonough, One Dimensional Man by Herbert Marcuse, The Secret Doctrine by Blavatsky, Hands Of Light, Light Emerging by Barbara Ann Brennan, Ugly Things magazine, The Mysticism of Sound and Music by Hazrat Inayat Khan, The Sufi Message by Hazrat Inayat Khan, any books that have pictures of paintings or photographs by the likes of people such as Henry Darger, Joel Peter Witkin, Georgia O'Keefe, Vincent Van Goh, Paul Laffoley, etc., The Go-Betweens by David Nichols, The Sirius Mystery by Robert Temple, Time And The Technosphere by Jose Arguelles, Be Here Now by Ram Das, The Amittyville Horror, Crazy From The Heat by David Lee Roth, The Hot Zone, Penetration by Ingo Swann, the non-stop thrill ride that was the adventures of the great boy detective Encyclopedia Brown ( I mean come on. a little kid who solves crimes? Is this not the stuff dreams are made of? Amazing! I'm so there), Choose Your Own Adventure,
Cal Worthington, Pete Ellis, Clarence Clemmons, Wilford Brimley, people that use the word bonus instead of boner and people who address girls as faggots are truly heroic, the subhuman scum of the earth, the Earth Liberation Front, moms, dads, and sisters of the world, especially mine