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A supposedly-inspired meeting of minds, TRENCH got together late 2003 after Jim and Kristian decided whilst in the queue for a really shitty Hull nightclub to put together the most abrasive, monolithic hardcore metal band they could possibly muster up from their laughable frames. Initially, the idea of a duelling vocalist get-up was mooted, but this was mutually agreed that Kristian would stick to what he knows best - the drums. I say mutually, Jim made his mind up...and that was that. Before long, former Vest, Bulletproof and Sum Magnitude bassist Matt Dennett was given guitar duties, and Hooker / Shayler rumble-machine James Elbourne joined on bass.There was no plan, no big idea, no up-their-arses philosophy. It was simply a case of getting into the rehearsal studio, hammering some tunes out, and seeing where it all went. Indeed, at the time everyone bar Jim had full-time bands to worry about. However, as the weeks rolled on, it was quite clear this was not going to be the half-arsed piss about we'd perhaps anticipated. Support slots with Breed77, Browbeat, Zero Cipher and Velcra ensued, as did shows in Scotland, London, and anywhere that would have us.Then, the inevitable bombshell. James wanted to focus his energies on his own band, and was already struggling to find the time to rehearse. An amicable split with Mr Elbourne later, and in stepped the master of self-abuse Clatch. In hindsight, we should've seen that our bass-playing producer and long-serving mucker was there before our eyes, but cider and Buckfast kind of affects the thinking...Another three years quickly elapsed with Clatch manfully handling four-string duties. Appearances in the national press, radio, and even a guest slot on BBC 1's award-winning Saturday morning kids' TV show 'Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow' saw us take in many of the places, sights and experiences most bands only ever wish to experience. Quite literally playing everywhere that would have us, betwixt the poles of John O' Groats to Lands' End, we became pretty formidable, and seldom were we not asked back by promoters we rather selfishly removed the faces of.In the grand scheme of things, and typical to form, nothing is forever, and October 2007 saw the end of the line for Trench. No nasty catfights, no fucking pointless arguments, just a mutual (kinda) belief that we'd run our course. One final show, rather wisely at Hull's Adelphi, and that's your lot. At the time of writing, there indeed endeth the story. Jim's already tied-up with former members of The Suffering and Centurions! with Blood Red Dawn, Clatch is still handing out lobotomies like they're going out of fashion with Face Of Scars, and Kristian is doing his best to remove the albatross from his neck that is the first time he's been without a band since he was 14, some fifteen years ago. Thank you and goodnight...
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Member Since: 16/07/2005
Band Members: Jim - Vocals / Matt - Guitars / Clatch - Bass / Kristian - Drums
Influences: Iron Monkey, Raging Speedhorn, Warhorse, Hatebreed, Pro-Pain, St. Vitus, Helmet, Killing Joke, Crowbar, Eyehategod, Godflesh, Corrosion Of Conformity, Clutch, wives and girlfriends, beer, shit TV, drug-dealing scallies, pigeons, noise, former wives and girlfriends, Hull, arsehole bands, fighting, shouting, gambling.
Sounds Like: Somewhere between Iron Monkey, Hatebreed, Raging Speedhorn, Godflesh and Helmet.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The End Of Music

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Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:59:00 GMT

The End.

So, after four years knocking folk about, giving each other tinnitus, braying all we're fronted with and generally making nuisances out of ourselves, seems time's run its course for Trench.For one rea...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Let's Get Blogged

Another day, another sweat-soaked set of clothes to get in the wash...   Do us a favour; get your left hand. Then get your right hand. Then concentrate on slapping two aforesaid hands together. T...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:23:00 GMT

Geoff Leppard

  - trench propaganda -     good morning   so have you heard the one about the northern metal band who travelled down to plymouth, made record time getting there, and couldn't have...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:00:00 GMT

Living On A Shite Farm

So never let it be said we're a band that don't go that extra mile to do something that little bit different... In the time-honoured tradition of skinting ourselves, sitting in the back of a knackered...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:03:00 GMT

Hull, 25.11.06

So we say it each and every time, this time it really can't be challenged. It's a call to arms to the metal brethren of Hull, the near area and beyond. This could well prove to be The White Room's swa...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:48:00 GMT

Hull On Earth Part 2

It's all been darned quiet in the land of trench propaganda, and like the sun rises in the morn and sets in the eve, you've fucking missed it. a brief rundown, if you will...ye shits. tomorrow ni...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:35:00 GMT

Smoke Crack Mountain

Now then,iPods. Fancy little things. Until they go fucking wrong. Mine hasn't even done me the honour of lasting until its second birthday, but it's decided it's 'Goodnight Vienna', and has promptly p...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:27:00 GMT

Heavy metal insertions.

a wise man once quoth "a week is a long time in politics". well, we're taking this supposed paragon of wisdom to task. a week is exactly seven days, or 168 hours, or even 10,080 minutes, whether withi...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 07:31:00 GMT

Shitcore

Well, we came, saw, pillaged and conquered. For those who didn't make The White Room on Saturday, it was an absolute storm. Plenty of folk packed in tight to witness an awesome set from Skull Tan...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 07:54:00 GMT