Noel Gallagher (he is the true gossip bitch) Liam Gallagher (even though he would probably beat me up like all of his fans) jerry seinfeld to beat him up, sheryl crow to throw her out of the window, celine dion to marry her and kevin federline to teach him manners well and robert de niro to have a coffee with him actually i love myself so much i don´t need companionship, i could spend hours staring at myself in the mirror, listening to myself speaking to myself and admiring my charms, intelligence, good looks and fine sense of humour for hours and hours...i don´t need anybody cause my perfect character and my unbelievably good looks are superhuman...actually i am the perfect human being, oh i love myself so much..ahhhhh