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destined to be underappreciated

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About Me

i'm a boy who just graduated college, and i have to find new ways to entertain myself. i do stand-up comedy, and i have an agent. i am also a member of Karate Phone, an improv comedy troupe performing in boston, new york, and new hampshire. i dj at a radio station, and i probably listen to most of the bands you listen to. when we're in the car, i will know every single song on almost any radio station, be it 50's, motown, 60's, garage rock, 70's, disco, new wave, power ballads, grunge, today's crap, whatever. i know them all. and i will sing them. i used to be a math nerd. i'm vegan, because i love animals too much. science and natural history museums keep me amazed to no end. i didn't have much of a childhood, and i think it makes me socially awkward. but i also have a ton of goofy charm, and i'm likely to be one of the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. i make up silly dances when i am drunk. i also have a fluid imbalance, so i fall a lot. my room is dinosaur themed. i'd like to be a teacher someday, because i think it's noble. someday soon i want to move to japan or vancouver. i love foreign films, and i don't want to own a car, or credit cards. i am fascinated by a lot of things that i don't claim to fully understand, which may include you. AIM - bingo on sundays fat kids and dinosaurs! gillian is a talented lady. she painted this for me! jess makes my thighs throb Male
24 years old
Dover, New Hampshire
United States
Last Login: 12/31/2006
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My Interests


dinosaurs, romantic trysts, knitting scarves, improv comedy, memories, anything 80's, symmetry, falling down the stairs, stickers, rum, japan, making out, glam, fleshy temptations, blankets, being mistaken for a woman at the mall, picking my nose, clean socks, art, cats, being hot, belts, salads, jackets, valentines, scrabble, q-tips, flappers, holsters, hipsters?, black and white film, little kids books, finding spare change, cuffed jeans, kissing in the rain, katamari damacy, THE PLANETARIUM, the airwaves, vegan nuggets, and chinese food.

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet anyone who uses the word rubbish. i want cool japanese friends. and eddie money. and of course, billy corgan..

Music:

the smashing pumpkins, the knife, the exploding hearts, the zombies, nick cave and the bad seeds, T.REX, lou reed, the toy dolls, ima robot, tom waits, tegan and sara, victory at sea, placebo, the SWEET, eisley, new order, the eels, hole, sonic youth, veruca salt, oasis, sunny day real estate, lovers, the verve pipe, badly drawn boy, death from above 1979, straylight run, phil collins, nancy sinatra, frou frou/imogen heap, ELO, the magnetic fields, kimya dawson, british sea power, richard marx, xiu xiu, of montreal, iron and wine, caesars, tom petty, her space holiday, the wannadies, one man army, tears in x-ray eyes, enon, the weakerthans, broken social scene, puffy amiyumi, the jam, the blood brothers, charlemagne, trembling blue stars, neutral milk hotel, primal scream, the queers, tommy james and the shondells, the appleseed cast, modest mouse, the new pornographers, the travoltas, q and not u, the teen idols, freezepop, fountains of wayne, rasputina, nerf herder, aereogramme, jawbreaker, neil diamond, the dead milkmen, they might be giants, deathray davies, our lady peace, tom daily, sweet baby, rilo kiley, REO speedwagon, rise against, the smoking popes, the lawrence arms, envy, barcelona, irving, centromatic, the flaming lips, black box recorder, atmosphere, mellowdrone, knapsack, saves the day, the gwenmars, david and the citizens, brand new, the dandy warhols, the apples in stereo, velvet teen, spoon, cursive, sebadoh, steve perry, the pixies, the violent femmes, cake, ash, caroline's spine, the cure, the gamits, alkaline trio, fairweather, the jealous sound

Movies:

punch drunk love, the great happiness space, tae guk gi, powder, battle royale, harold and maude, jules et jim, reign over me, IQ, happenstance, bad news bears, fulltime killer, natural city, angus, the professional, an american werewolf in london (NOT paris), WILD ZERO!!!, 2LDK, sidekicks!, oldboy, phenomenon, brick, save the green planet!, the proposition, cloak and dagger, barefoot gen, Nochnoy Dozor, elf, the league of extraordinary gentlemen, what about bob, the last samurai, a history of violence, the rules of attraction, undead, i ♥ huckabees, lost in translation, suburbia, strange days, the believer, house of flying daggers, ravenous, gattaca, tao of steve, from dusk til dawn, about a boy, roger dodger, dead alive, dirty dancing, puddle cruiser, waking the dead, 28 days later, love actually, azumi

Television:

Match Game, the critic, amazing stories, 3rd rock from the sun, freaks and geeks, upright citizens brigade, night stand with dick deitrich, the tick, quantum leap, keeping up appearances, autopsy, cold case, forensic files, reno 911, boston public, most extreme elimination challenge

Books:

shogun, unuseless japanese inventions, the heart is deceitful above all things, american gods, watership down, the dark, needful things, the perks of being a wallflower, queen of the damned, the outsiders, about a boy, the stand, survivor

Heroes:

so so so so amazing.

My Blog

it wasn't suppoosed to happen this way

somewhere along the line, i think i turned into a really cold person. i need that to stop.
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST

ever fallen in love with someone?

so, not that it really matters, but i'm really sad that out of the maybe...12 people i gave christmas presents to, only one person gave me one in return (and one person has said they are on the way). ...
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST

what's worse, fear or regret?

once, i saw a video clip about newlyweds who were madly in love, and people who watched these clips were supposed to vote on which couple had the best "how we met" story. all were pretty boring, exce...
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST

go on, take everything, take everything

so i've FINALLY decided on the tattoo i want. i pretty much abandoned all of my previous ideas, and will be going with something i just thought of a few days ago. but i will be starting it in a few we...
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mr. popular

woo, i totally just passed 5,000 profile views. i'm just that sexy.
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you've come a long way, kiddo.

i love it when people send me a friend request, without sending me a message, and then i go check their pages, only to find in their profile "don't request to add me unless you send a message first!" ...
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate underwear

i haven't worn any in about 6 years. and i doubt i'll ever start wearing them again.
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow!

last fall, i applied to be the guy on the show The Bachelor. along with my application, i sent a picture of me riding a large green plastic brotosaurus from a mini golf course.  it was also midni...
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we need an apocalypse

when do you think that whole 'end of the world' thing is going to happen? can it happen tomorrow? because the world could use like 5.5 billion less people. 
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

say what?!

tonight, i opened for Colin Quinn (formerly of saturday night live), and he called me a psycho
Posted by destined to be underappreciated on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST