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About Me

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can..... well im LCPL Dawson with the united states marine corps. stationed on the east coast because they like to make my life miserable. i have some good friends and even better enemys who both i keep close. just kidding. im a pretty laid back dude. just looking to meet friends out here on the east coast. i have tattoos and am getting more soon. there very enjoyable. i like to drink and go site seeing. so hand over that whiskey and lets go be pirates and scrumuge the town.

My Interests

anything and everything!i have alot of interests.. mostly music and movies.

I'd like to meet:

looking for friends and someone lucky enough to be with my retarted ass

Music:

haha i love music to death. if i could, id marry it! i like old school punk and psycobilly and rockabilly and all that good jazz.

Movies:

i like indy flims. but i like office space, donnie darko, fear and loathing in las vegas, all quinton terratino films. i just got a new favorite actor, kierrian kulkan, igby goes down, and dangerous life of the altor boys, 2 of my fav. movies! i like alot. maybe you can take me to the movies sometime?

Television:

hehehe my favorite cartoons! but latley alot of cnn and weather channel so i can know whats up

Books:

alphabet of manliness, fightclub, everyone poops

Heroes:

my mom, my sister, and my friends and family

My Blog

I just dont understand

Ok so life is going well for me up in washington. I haven't posted andything in a long time so I thought id throw in an update. Well im doing good, how are you folks doing? The view up here is amazing...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:49:00 PST

kinda bummed

well some of you may know, some you may not. i have enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. I had gotten a really kickass job, UV, wich is security forces.. so Foreign Embassys watch out here i co...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

douche

Unless there has been a recent outbreak of people eating douche, tampons, and yeast infection treatment, there's no reason for there being so much advertisement for the stuff. I see more tampon and ye...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST

i hate kids (still)

Kids are stupid. They're always running around with their sticky hands and filthy Star Wars toys, completely oblivious to their surroundings. Irresponsible, lazy, and worthless. I saw a kid on a Chex ...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:40:00 PST

again i hate kids

Kids are loud, stupid, annoying, ugly, and they smell like dog shit. They're always running around giggling and spilling punch everywhere. They waste their time playing shitty games like Football and ...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

beat your kids

i hate when kids scream in stores, so start the beatings now to shut them up How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack their kids around? That's what I want to know: why...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

hahahaha stupid bush vs some tick taks

VS Republican party's #1 candidate. #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category. Comes in only one flavor: bullshit. Comes in six flavors. Promotes tax cuts. &nbs...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 04:19:00 PST

hahahaha im a happy camper

well i was reading maddox today.. like always. and well. he came to a really good closeure. i know when i started reading this article i could forshadow some great bullshit about this, or maybe i was ...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:01:00 PST

only song that saves me

I'm on my time with everyoneI have very bad postureSit down and drink Pennyroyal TeaDistill the life that's inside of meSit down and drink Pennyroyal TeaI'm anemic royaltyGive me a Leonard Cohen after...
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:24:00 PST

homegrown

haha this show kicked ass! i puked all over the side of the boardwalk. and it was sooo raad. haha. well anywho. lesson learned. dont drink the day before and go somewhere on an empty stumach.
Posted by wonderbread.. your toast! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST