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You Are 80% "Average American"
You are average because you rate your appearance 5 or higher.
You are not average since you don't think affirmative action is necessary. How "Average American" Are You? Auntipernural, philinthropic small business owner. Over the last several years I have spent all of my time perfecting new sniffing techniques. Just the other week I found out that I have a father out there somewhere.
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Name: P.
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Birthday: 10-22-78
Birthplace: Cardiff, CA
Current Location: Oregon
Eye Color: Brn.
Hair Color: Blnd.
Height: 5-10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: White... that's all that matters.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops
Your Weakness: Compassion
Your Fears: Circus midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: Garlic, Jalapinos and Baccon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy ocean vew acreage, to build new home.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Why is everyone so fucking gay?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck work! I need pills.
Your Best Physical Feature: my body
Your Bedtime: 9 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Your mother's a whore Trebeck!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Gang bangs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: or
Chocolate or Vanilla: sherbert
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, not gay, not a girl
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: God no!
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Hell no!
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: I think therefore I am.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I jack off infront of mirrors.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck yes!
Do you play an Instrument: Not persay
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ummmmmm yes
In the past month have you Smoked: again ummmm yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: some oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no not gay
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: see above about drinking and smoking.
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: killing lots and lots of people.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Relaxing
What country would you most like to Visit: Tasmainia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brn.
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5-4
Weight: don't care just look hot
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: all
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: keep them on your ears
Number of Tattoos: a small number
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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