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Michael Fucking Tran

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Name: Mike Tran
Birthday: 03/05/82
Birthplace: Houston, Texas
Current Location: Orange County, California
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use both daily (Right - I'm no left handed retard)
Your Heritage: Vietnamese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Eckos (I shoot Rhinos for my fashion)
Your Weakness: Bullets, Knives, Poison, Etc.
Your Fears: Not making it, being alone, HEIGHTS!
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Bacon, Chicken w/ Ranch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get a date with Jessica Alba ... If not then to be a Poker Pro
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bitch
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Ears! They're Sexy ...
Your Bedtime: After Conan O'Brien
Your Most Missed Memory: It hasn't happened yet ... otherwise 2000-2003
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (THEY DON'T TASTE THE SAME DAMNIT)
MacDonalds or Burger King: In n' Out (Animal Style)
Single or Group Dates: Depends ... Both lead to good things
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Watermelon! ... If you say sour apple I will stab you in the jaw!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate & Vanilla Swirl!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Orange Mocha Frappuccino! (Vietnamese Iced Coffee)
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: After sex ... I break into a musical
Do you Shower Daily: I run a bath and soak in the same water that whole week
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure ... but I'd have to say once
Do you want to go to College: Done that ... not the right path for me
Do you want to get Married: After I make it one day
Do you belive in yourself: I sure hope so ... the people in my life do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'm adorable don't you?
Are you a Health Freak: LOL not in the slightest
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: I sure do (Movie day)
Do you play an Instrument: Used to (Violon)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: White Russians, Mojitos, Adios Mother Fuckers
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not lately
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: It happens
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Mmmmm no (Does an Oreo shake count?)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sure have (California Rolls and Crunch Rolls)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does porn count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never happened (Who would dump this?)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's on my to-do-list
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Sure have (I'm a lousy drunk)
Ever been called a Tease: Many times (Usually by Saul)
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: No comment (I'm INNOCENT)
How do you want to Die: Rough sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich (Poker Pro)
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy (I can never get enough of Vietnam)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette w/blonde streaks
Short or Long Hair: Long (Short is for Dykes)
Height: 5'0" - 5'7"
Weight: Just no fatties
Best Clothing Style: The no clothes look
Number of Drugs I have taken: None ... I'm a good Christian
Number of CDs I own: None anymore ... it's all in my IPOD
Number of Piercings: None and never will be any
Number of Tattoos: Same as above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count (Learn from our past) (That damn midget)

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Music:

I love a little bit of everything! Except maybe country.

Movies:

Love Actually, Dumb & Dumber, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Breakfast Club, Rounders, Waiting, Swingers, Zoolander, Spaceballs, Vanilla Sky, Life as a House, Gladiator, Pulp Fiction, Grind House, The Girl Next Door, Eurotrip, As Good As It Gets, Superbad, Good Luck Chuck, Goodfellas ..... etc.

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia & The Shining!