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About Me

The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Is I'm the only one Yes, I'm the only one

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who are funny and smart and not awful. And as many attractive women as possible.

My Blog

2006: myspace memories

I didn't go out for New Year's Eve. Instead, I stayed in and wrote you this. Here is a collection of some of my favorite memories of 2006 featuring my myspace friends. This list is by no means exhaust...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:50:00 GMT

A Defense of the English Language

I get a lot of people trying to sound particularly smart when they talk to me or people saying they are afraid to leave me comments in case they misspell a word or use it incorrectly. I dont want anyo...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:20:00 GMT

On what I want in a woman, or If Only Finding a Girl Was as Easy as Ordering from Chipotle

Last time I talked about some of the difficulties I experience in my pursuit of a wife, to which I received many responses (and thank all of you so much, your responses were overwhelming). I got a lo...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:48:00 GMT

Being 26 and Single, or Between a Precipice and a Canyon

I occupy a unique position in my little sphere of society. I am 26 and I'm not married. Not even close. In fact, it would be near impossible to be any farther away from being married than I am. This i...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:23:00 GMT

Why is my CD player screaming?

It's official. I'm into He Is Legend. I went and bought the CD today. I was feeling a little down tonight, so I went out to my car and laid upside down in the seat so my head would be closer to the sp...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:00:00 GMT

Clapping for the sunset

Today, I stood and clapped for the sunset. I hope you would have too if you had seen what I did. Have you ever listened to a Presidential speech? A half-hour speech takes two hours to finish because p...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 23:16:00 GMT