acceptable itching/scratching |
So i was thinking today about acceptable itching/scratching....
1. scratching ones back or upper leg = ok
2. scratching ones butt = not ok
a. but it is ok if you scratch the butox ...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:54:00 PST |
Ladies this should help out! |
________________, As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep yo...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST |
dish on the bottom |
So last night after making dinner I was thinking about how sad life is for the last dish in the stack. In my new single life I never really get past the second plate. The one on the bottom doesn't hav...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST |
Dont be Dumb! |
Every once in awhile you run across something that you either wish your wrote or think you did when you were drunk and introspective. Then you remember that you are a lazy ass and don't do shit like t...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST |
"Registery" |
In the tradition of everyone getting a married and getting a ton of cool shit. I think that I should have an "I just moved to a new city and I dont have shit party." I've been thinking about this for ...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:32:00 PST |
PMS |
So this morning i wake up fine. I'm in a lovely mood. then i get to work and the phone rings once.... and thats all she wrote. This anger from the pit of my belly makes its way to my grinding teeth. I...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Here's to you all you Music Snobs |
Ok now i love you music snobs as much as the next guitar loving, stage worshiping chick, however, I must state some guidelines for having a conversation with me about music. I've learned in my communi...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Slutty Pics |
Ok people Let's use our best judgement when we decide to put a pic on myspace.
A) your slutty picture will only lead to old nasty men wanting to do you. When you deny them you will be in their "fi...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
RANT II |
Do you know what sentence i'm really sick of hearing "welcome to reality" as if i havent been living in reality this entire 22 years. If i havent man i should have been fucking off alot more. If what ...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
GOOD OLD FASHION RANT |
Ok so i felt i was in need of a good old fashion rant. I'm not having a good time at this point in my life and as all of you that are near and dear to me know that is not normal. If one were to descri...
Posted by Holly McMolly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
