Sometimes I sit in a dark room with a wet towel over my head and think about why I am so disappointing to my family.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wade Motherfucking Goddamn Atkins
Birthday: june 17th 89
Birthplace: Straight Outta H-Town
Current Location: RALEIGH
Eye Color: a beautiful sea grey (like aragorn in lord of the rings!!!!!!!!)
Hair Color: red?
Height: i dunno, like 6'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish, i dunno, my family is an embarassment so i dont know their origins
The Shoes You Wore Today: some ES adidas
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: women
Your Perfect Pizza: leatherassbuttfuck
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: talk to women without crying
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FAGGOT!
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN IT! MORNING WOOD!
Your Best Physical Feature: its all pretty great, i have a six-pack made out of shaving cream and my hair looks like blink-182 sometimes
Your Bedtime: whenever your mom gets here AAAAH!!!!!!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: touching this girls boobs when i was 12
Pepsi or Coke: coke, cause im a hustler homie ask about about me
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: dude i'll fucking take either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is queer
Chocolate or Vanilla: eating ice cream takes time away from practicing not to cry around girls
Cappuccino or Coffee: nah
Do you Smoke: only to make me look cool, i can quit anytime i want
Do you Swear: FUCK
Do you Sing: i rap
Do you Shower Daily: i have old spice body wash because the guy in the commecial was not crying around women
Have you Been in Love: ill be forever mackin
Do you want to go to College: if i cannot hustle my dope
Do you want to get Married: maybe if she is willing to be a coke mule
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on how fiesty your mom is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: dude, i dont think i fucking know
Are you a Health Freak: thick burgers are awesome
Do you get along with your Parents: dude, have you met them?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they represent my soul, my name is conor oberst
Do you play an Instrument: i beat box, one time i picked up a violin and my dad screamed QUEER at me until i put it down, i was 5
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked the mic like a crack pipe maybe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i was high on life, its a cocaine and heroin mix
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i almost asked a girl but then i started crying
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, i wanted to meet the cool people that hand out there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no if i did that people would call me fat and they wouldnt be my friend
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i did
In the past month have you been on Stage: my dad told me drama was sports for fairies and im not a farie ok dad?
In the past month have you been Dumped: dude, i wish, the i cold dont have a girl to get dumped by
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i am hung like a 5 year old (ladies, this isnt true)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i wish i had stolen someones virginity
Ever been Drunk: punch drunk (my dad got real drunk)
Ever been called a Tease: teasing means i would have to talk to a girl
Ever been Beaten up: one time when i was 12 this black guy grabbed my shirt BUT HE DIDNT KNOW I WAS A BLACK BELT i put my hands around his neck he had mad respect for each other after that
Ever Shoplifted: when i was three i walked out of the store with a flashlight by accident. jesus who do i think i am?
How do you want to Die: i am surrounded by 40 bloods, i have two grips 38 shots bam bam bam i ice 38 in the head, im pistol whipping this shit out of the 39th guy whe the 40th blasts me in the back thats when i get mad, i just fucking go medmotherfuckingbeval on their ass, before succombing to my wounds i yell ODB BIGGIE IM COMING TO MEAT YOU, THUGS PARADISE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a thug, or someone that can talk to girls
What country would you most like to Visit: thugz mansion
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they have eyes i am cool
Favourite Hair Color: girls should have hair too, bald girls are not attractice, but it should only be on their head i dont like girls with facial hair because i get jealous
Short or Long Hair: dude, whatever, just as long as its a girl
Height: if you are taller than me im going to try and climb you
Weight: IN NOT FAT OK?!?!?!
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: i have taken more drugs than cds i own
Number of CDs I own: 1,000,000,000
Number of Piercings: the only piercing i have is where i got stabbed
Number of Tattoos: do birthmarks count? cause i have those
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret being such a disappointment
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