Fuck Independence Day! |
While the whole fuckin country celebrates freedom, I'm stuck here in Women's Upstate Prison. Where's the justice? Where's the bailbond man?
I got another yeasty kind of issue this week. I think it's t... Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
I’m outta solitary and got computer time agin |
OK. Since Velma Jean asked, I gotta fess up about why I ain't been online and updating this shit in so long. The real reason is I got my computer lab privleges taken away for awhile here at Women... Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:35:00 GMT |
A question for Tammy! |
Dear Tammy,
I am a loyal user of Goody's Headache Powders. Goody's has been my brand of choice over BC even before Richard Petty started hawking 'em. Now even though I liked them BC commercials with ... Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:41:00 GMT |
Tammy Got A DayPass |
I don't know what I did, but they gave me a day pass here at Women's Upstate Prison!! I'm gonna be out and about tonight hawking my "TammyTalk: Advice for the Rest of Us" book at a fancy talk show cal... Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:26:00 GMT |
Prison Webcam! With Tammy! |
Hey! I got to use the prison webcam today! I’m reading (Yes I can read!) from my new book I wrot (Yes I can write) "TammyTalk" Watch it! I’m a TV star! From prison! Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:50:00 GMT |
It’s Monday in Prison, do you know where my kids are? |
It's Monday here at Women's Upstate. My orange jumpsuit got caught in the giant mixer in the kitchen and ripped the crotch right out. Lucky I was wearing undies cause flour went everywhere and coulda ... Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:47:00 GMT |
God I’m bored |
If prison food don't kill ya, bordom will! If I have to sit in the "(learn to be) social room" one more week and watch afternoon soaps I'm gonna puke! And Drew Carey is NO Bob Barker! That's all I'm s... Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:53:00 GMT |
Sunday Kind of Prison |
It's Sunday here at Women's Upstate. I had a parole hearing last week that didn't go to well. The judge happened to be some boy I had been in fourth grade with and I used to beat him up for his lunch ... Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:43:00 GMT |
Prison Life |
Dear Blog,
It's Monday, again. Believe it or not, Monday in prison is just like Monday in the free world. It sucks and nobody's happy about it. The regular guards are back (weekends we get these part ... Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:43:00 GMT |
Valentines Advice |
I got a little time in the computer lab today here at Women's Upstate and wanted to share with you all a letter I got. Since it's Valentine's Day today, it's pretty important advice too. It's from a g... Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:09:00 GMT |