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One Angry Dwarf

You've Got To Be Kidding.

About Me

I'm a first-class blender jockey and wearer of long, flowy hippie skirts by day and I sleep like the wind by night. I enjoy changing up the kitty litter once in a while just to see how the cat reacts. I hate dead geckos and uppity vegans. I like juice and funny people.Avoid hypocrisy, strive for peace, and live by the golden rule. Make stuff, do stuff, be stuff. Try not to judge, yo, lest ye be judged."If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you are a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind." -- Kurt Vonnegut

My Interests

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." --Hunter S. Thompson

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who can tell me what the hell is going on.

Music:

Paul Simon, Tori Amos, Joni Mitchell, Kate Bush, Thom Yorke, Bela Fleck, Pink Floyd, Nikka Costa, Oakenfold, Zero 7, Thelonious Monk, M. Ward, Coltrane, Filter, Bia, Billie Holiday, 8 1/2 Souvenirs, Ottmar Liebert, Govi, Patti Griffin, Orbital, Sneaker Pimps, Lo Fi Allstars, Indigo Girls, Herbie Hancock, Poets of Rhythm, Ozomatli, Dead Can Dance, Ben Harper, Ostrich Head, Dar Williams, Susan Tedeschi, Nickle Creek, Nellie McKay, Amon Tobin

Movies:

Waking Life, Mulholland Drive, Gosford Park, Being John Malkovich, The Southpark Movie, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Arsenic and Old Lace, Lonesome Dove, John Cleese on How to Irritate People, This is Spinal Tap, Adaptation, Bringing Out the Dead, Harold and Maude, Very Bad Things, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, I Heart Huckabee's, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Dark Crystal, Muppets Take Manhattan

Television:

Family Guy, FLCL, Inuyasha, Good Eats, The History Channel, Daily Show, Aqua Teen

Books:

Emotionally Wierd, The Last Unicorn, The Velveteen Rabbit, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, The Prophet, Memoirs of a Geisha, Hoochie Mama: The Other White Meat, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Timequake, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, A Confederacy of Dunces, Geek Love, Human Croquet, Guns, Germs and Steel, The Little Prince, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, Breakfast of Champions, The Grapes of Wrath, Caramba!, Goodnight, Moon, Don Quixote, The Story of B, On Food And Cooking: The Science and Lore of the Kitchen

Heroes:

The Tick. My Dad.

My Blog

Sister Emily Catherine, Our Lady of Tantrums

I really miss my sister.  I wish I could just hug her to pieces right now. This probably has to do with the fact that I'm really lonely and am missing my family terribly, what with the pending ho...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:59:00 PST

Things I Think While I Pee

I went to this restaurant tonight that had a bar.  I was actually intending to go to Wal-Mart to buy kitteh-litter and a calculator and more dish soap, but instead, I went the other direction whe...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:57:00 PST

My Ire

... I has it. And here is why.  I got a Talking To at work yesterday.  Hate that.  Nobody ever likes to get a Talking To.  It makes you feel small.  I makes you feel...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:48:00 PST

Another haiku

Do what you want, life. I am frankly not surprised By difficulty.
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

Saturn Returning

Things have changed now. I'm wearing my pendant again, wrapped around my neck on a long silver chain.  She's been with me for a couple of years now.  Kali, my patron saint, the Hindu goddess...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

Medium sized fish

Maybe it's really not as terrifying as it seems.  Maybe if I just keep things in perspective, I won't feel quite so little and lost.  First day of school, man.  I didn't even buy myself...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

Lunchmeat: A Bad Idea? Or... A GOOD one?

My thighs are totally taking one for the team here.  But man, is my tapeworm gonna hate me.  I remember a time when the idea of a few bites of smoked turkey deli slices and a handful of redu...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:20:00 PST

Kali Ma, O Mother of Chaos, Here we go again.

Here I go, finally back at the old condo, taking what's left of what's mine.  It's not that difficult anymore, but it's still strange, splitting up what used to be a shared life.  I think it...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

The Second Coming of Elizabeth

It's the middle of the damned night. I haven't posted a blog in more than a few days now, and I suppose I'm having a moment that needs a record.  This year began poorly.  That's a start.&nb...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:45:00 PST

A Year Later

It's strange to look at old pictures of oneself.  I let this profile sit for nearly a year before going back and finally finding that it still existed.  Just got busy, I guess.  I look ...
Posted by One Angry Dwarf on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:27:00 PST