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Melinda Catastrophe

bro, I respect your brofessionalism

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people to dance with me.
people to drink with me.
people who don't mind me beating them at bowling and/or air hockey.
people who love deviled eggs and bad tv.
i like great cooks and better fishermen/women.
day drinkers & BBQ'rs.
people who have never ever in their life said "you've never beeeeen?" like it's a fucking crime to have never been to europe or to an all-inclusive sandals resort.
people who know better than to think that we can use bikes or drums instead of bombs.
other rogue warriors, those of which can call me Melinestra.
awesome people that want to teach me to knit!

and andy samberg & demetri martin.

Music:

Modest Mouse
Wanda Jackson
The Sounds
Nerf Herder
Rev. Horton Heat
Julie Ruin
The Pipettes
Johnny Cash
Tom Petty
They Might Be Giants
Avenue D
The Cure
Violent Femmes
The Cars
The Smiths
The Mountain Goats
Ani Difranco
Mike Ness
Bikini Kill
The Raveonettes
Le Tigre
Murder City Devils
The Lovemakers
Jack Off Jill
G'n'R
En Vogue
Ok Go
Republica
Frank Black
Ivy
Lush
Kiss
TLC
The Tantrums
Elastica
The Shins
The Pixies
Chow Nasty!
Minipop
The Cardigans

Movies:

Chasing Amy
Junebug
Little Miss Sunshine!
Grease
Roadhouse
Closer
Crybaby
Swingers
Shopgirl
Amelie'
Better Off Dead
Grease 2
Breakfast Club
So I Married An Axe Murderer
Never Ending Story
The Notebook
SLC Punk
A Bronxtale
Garden State
Look Who's Talking
Say Anything
Mermaids
Super Troopers
Earth Girls Are Easy
Big Fish
Hairspray
Return to Oz
High Fidelity
Alice in Wonderlandand
Pee Wee Herman!

Television:

anything on BRAVO
The Soup
All My Children
Hell's Kitchen

Books:

American Psycho
The Woman You Want To Be-The Complete Book Of Charm
High Fidelity
About A Boy
Phantom Tollbooth
Dance Dance Dance
Valley of the Dolls
Crackpot
Confederacy of Dunces
anything by Chuck Palahniuk (though Invisible Monsters is my favorite)
Dry by Augusten Burroughs
James Frey's A Million Little Pieces and My Friend Leonard
...pretty much anything in that depressing memoir genre

Heroes:

cats and kittens and anything related.

My Blog

best. night. ever.

yuppies in their late 20's-early 30's doing too much blow and dancing with all their might.  hilarious.gorgeous, talented stand-up bass players.  appreciated.lost, sad, lonely, Australians.&...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

regarding my absenteeism

first of all, my phone is back on.....which means that i should be hearing from anyone/everyone non-stop for the next few days.  not to hang out, cause i am a busy little bee....but just because ...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

tuesday shmoozeday

first day at the new job.wish me luck.i hate being nervous.know what's worse?knowing that i am still a sick, snotty mess and that i am going to have be over someone's shoulder all day.eeeeeek.oh yeah,...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:30:00 PST

meow meow meow

Don't change your Myspace Top 4!- fill the people in below- answer the questions truthfully1. Sara!2. Aimee!3. Cap!4. Nnekay! ...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

"avocados are nature's butter"

another Aimeeism brought on by food.thank god my friends are big fat fatties, just like me.
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:16:00 PST

things i want to see happen.....

not in any particular order.......1)  weekend in the wine country with my girls.  wine tasting & food & late night bar trips ending in giggling back to our hotel room.  no boys ...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:39:00 PST

duh!

Your results:You are CatwomanCatwoman 80%Hulk 75%The Flash 70%Iron Man 70%Spider-Man 60%Green Lantern 60%Supergirl 55%Robin 50%Wonder Woman 50%Batman 50%Superman 30%You have had a tough childhood,you ...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

stolen from Nnekay and SFgate.com

  Nnekay posted this in her blog this morning.  so this article was the first thing i read today and it is amazing.  she shared and i am now sharin...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:41:00 PST

how else would you wanna spend friday the 13th?!

come celebrate the record release of the Chow Nasty boys.  you know you'll have fun.....you always do!  hope to see you there, kids!  xoxoxoxo!The Independent628 DivisaderoSan Francisco...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:41:00 PST

and this is how i fell in love.......

things that are AMAZING....        & nbsp;         & nbsp;         & nbsp...
Posted by Melinda Catastrophe on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:49:00 PST