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Ken

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

About Me


IF YOU'RE HERE YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME ALREADY, IF NOT, WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME.

My Interests

Sports

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    You Know You're From Philadelphia When...
    You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".You hate the RedskinsYou hate Dallas.You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice".You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members.You know how to spell Schuylkill.You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME".You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain.You find youself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they have cheese steaks?"You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.You can't eat french fries without Cheese Whiz.You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies".You don't think Wawa sounds funny.You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block.You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died.You can't imagine lunch without a Tastycake.You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is better than going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.)You know where to find the Rocky statue.You know that only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic cheese steaks.You only go if you're drunk and it's 3:00 a.m.You can make a cheese steak and you've never been taught.You've never been to the Liberty Bell, or the only time you were there was on a class trip in third grade.You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is.You will buy a pretzel from anyone, anywhere without even thinking of where it was - or where his hands have been.You can't imagine a breakfast without scrapple.You don't know what a sub is, but you think they are trying to describe an imitation HOAGIE.You aren't a bandwagon Sixers fan. You loved them when they sucked, and before they had A.I.You go to The Gallery or South Street in the summer time just to chill.You have the pizza place on speed dial.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Philadelphia.

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    I'd like to meet:

    Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. -george carlin
    Stevie Ray Vaughan [R.I.P], Christopher Walken
    Jack Handey

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    Music:

    I TOLERATE LOTS OF DIFFERENT MUSIC, BUT MOSTLY YOU CAN FIND ME LISTENING TO...AC/DC, ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND, AUDIOSLAVE, BACH, BAD COMPANY, THE BAND, THE BEATLES, BEEFCAKE, BEETHOVEN, BEN FOLDS FIVE, BILLY JOEL, BLINK 182, BLOODHOUND GANG, BOB DYLAN, BOB MARLEY, BOSTON, THE BREAKFAST, THE BYRDS, CAKE, CANNED HEAT, CAT STEVENS, CHARLIE DANIELS, CHEVELLE, CHUCK BERRY, CKY, COUNTING CROWS, CRAZY HORSE, CREAM, CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, CSN, CSNY, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, DEEP PURPLE, DIRE STRAITS, DOOBIE BROTHERS, THE DOORS, ELO, ERIC B. & RAKIM, ERIC CLAPTON, EYELESS, FOGHAT, FOO FIGHTERS, GORDON LIGHTGFOOT, THE GORILLAZ, GRANDMASTER FLASH AND THE FURIOUS FIVE, GRATEFUL DEAD, GREEN DAY, THE GUESS WHO, GUTTERMOUTH, HAYDN, ICE CUBE, INCUBUS, IRON MAIDEN, JAY-Z, JEFFERSON AIRPLANE, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, JOE WALSH, JOHNNY CASH, JOHN FOGERTY, JOHN LENNON, JOURNEY, JURASSIC 5, KANSAS, THE KINKS, LED ZEPPELIN, LINKIN PARK, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, MARK KNOPFLER, MASON WILLIAMS, MATISYAHU, METALLICA, MOZART, MUSE, NEIL YOUNG, NINE INCH NAILS, NINO ROTA, NIRVANA, NORMAN GREENBAUM, THE OFFSPRING, OUTKAST, PAUL MCCARTNEY, PAUL SIMON, PEARL JAM, THE PHARCYDE, PHISH, PINK FLOYD, THE POLICE, PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES, PRIMUS, QUEEN, RADIOHEAD, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, REEL BIG FISH, REM, RISE AGAINST, ROLLING STONES, SLICK RICK, SMASHING PUMPKINS, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG, SOUNDGARDEN, THE SPINNERS, STEELY DAN, STEVE MILLER BAND, STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN AND DOUBLE TROUBLE, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, STYX, SUBLIME, SUPERTRAMP, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, TALKING HEADS, TENACIOUS D, T.I., TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS, TRUST COMPANY, UNWRITTEN LAW, WAR, WEEZER, WU-TANG CLAN, THE ZOMBIES, ZZ TOP... AND MANY MORE IN BETWEEN.
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    Movies:

    I LIKE ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF MOVIES, NOT REALLY PICKY AT ALL, BUT HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES...
    BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI, THE GREAT ESCAPE, THE PROFESSIONAL, BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY, THE GODFATHER, THE GODFATHER II, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JURASSIC PARK, BENCHWARMERS, ELF, BIG DADDY, GATTACA, BILLY MADISON, AIR FORCE ONE, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, I ROBOT, RUSH HOUR, BEERFEST, SUPER TROOPERS, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN, AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON......

    Iron Mike Tyson



    One of the baddest guys out there.

    Philadelphia Flyers 05-06 Season Video



    Flyers 05-06 recap. See you next season.

    "...That's scrambled eggs right there..."



    Poor Sami Kapanen gets laid out and can't find his way home.

    Hockey Highlights



    Alexander Ovechkin



    Alexander Ovechkin...with some of the best moves in the NHL. ....

    Ken Wunderle

    Television:

    COMEDY CENTRAL, DISCOVERY, ESPN, HISTORY, OH AND DATELINE'S "TO CATCH A PREDATOR" [FUCK THOSE PERVS!!!] .

    Books:

    THOMAS J GLOVER'S 'POCKET REF.' OTHER THAN THAT, I DON'T REALLY LIKE BOOKS, I'M MORE OF A MAGAZINE GUY.

    Heroes:

    MY GRANDFATHER IS MY GREATEST HERO BECAUSE HE HAS DONE A LOT FOR ME AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED HIM.