Sweden came into being after several centuries of vikings owning Europe. Yes, Sweden's inhabitants engaged in rape in plunder across the modern world simply because they could for over a century. Contrary to popular belief, vikings came only from Sweden and not from the petty countries of Denmark and Norway. For the record, Sweden has owned Norway and Finland in the past.After its viking days, Sweden evolved into a consolidated state devoted to owning the rest of Europe. Over time, Sweden beat the hell out of Russia, Poland, Norway, Denmark, various German states, and the Holy Roman Empire. The Baltic Sea was a Swedish lake. Our national heroes include Gustavus Adolphus and Axel Oxenstierna.Sweden has not participated in any war in almost two centuries. An armed neutrality was preserved in both World Wars. Sweden has mixed capitalism with socialism to create a widely popular system known as 'ass kickicism'. Indecision over the country's role in the political and economic integration of Europe delayed Sweden's entry into the EU until 1995, and waived the introduction of the euro in 1999. All this simply because Sweden is too good for the EU and the Euro.Today, Sweden secretly runs the rest of the world. The country is even part of the Arctic Circle.Sweden's future goals include the incorporation of polar bears into its citezenry in the near future.
