HOT DOUG'S: A TOTAL SAUSAGE FEST |
Okay, dudes. Okay. Try and stay calm. It finally happened...FINALLY. This past weekend, I went to a total sausage fest. And I mean a TOTAL sausage fest. And you know what? I actually enjoyed myself. H...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:02:00 GMT |
The Excess |
Good afternoon, Delicious Food readers! I write to you today because I'm effing pissed. That's right. I'm pissed off, and annoyed, and sick of this American bullshit. I'm talking about the economy, je...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:47:00 GMT |
Surviving the Land of Seafood |
Hey there suckers! It's me, Delicious Food, gracing you with my delicious, generously kind, sexy-as-hell presence. Welcome to awesomeness, once again. You're not even going to believe my last adventur...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:04:00 GMT |
These were no Freedom Fries...they were French |
Ooh, look at me! I'm a big shot Frenchie with all this fancy French food! I pay no less than $40 for a burger!! I drink gallons and gallons of wine! I appreciate visual art! I'm so fancy!!!I mean, com...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:04:00 GMT |
The True Gourmet Cuisine: Fast Food and Chain Restaurants |
Okay, okay. Everybody quiet down. We need to have a talk. I've heard some of you talking around the water cooler, discussing something very important to me. Yes, my loyal readers, once again, the issu...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:58:00 GMT |
The Opposite of Delicious is "Milk Teeth" |
god. i am pissed.if there's one thing i can't stand, its when people ruin food. now, i'm not just talking about the basic stuff, like when people put coconut on a perfectly good fruit salad, or when s...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:32:00 GMT |
Spooktacular and Tantalizing! |
So I just flew back to Sandwich, Illinois, and boy is my stomach tired. And full. And broken, kind of. This somewhat satisfying, but more so horrifyingly uncomfortable, condition is a direct result of...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:40:00 GMT |
Memorial No More(ial) |
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!I bet you thought it would be a real memorial. I bet you thought I was gone forever. A faint memory in the sea of deliciousness...a lingering taste in your mouth from the last bite...m...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
what i'm thankful for |
as you may know, loyal readers, i usually express my thanks for things in my life with ultimate sincerity and kindness. i appreciate my fans immensely, and i thank them often for being part of this wo...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:25:00 GMT |
BOOLICIOUS |
halloween can be a scary time, am i right? well, after attending a halloween party last night, i came to the realization that the night itself is not all that scary, or in this case the night the part...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:01:00 GMT |
