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The Dread Pirate Bonney

Fuck these phony-ass motherfuckers.

About Me


Me? ME? I'm just me. Plain and simple. I am a result of years of experiences with other people, objects, and the world around me as a whole, all of which have come together and been worked around inside my mind to make me who I am today. I enjoy many things, especially new things. I am quite partial to talking about... most anything that requires some sort of thought. I love to read, make/listen to music, throw pottery, and work on cars. Weird combination, I know, but hey, I am who I am, right? I am an honest person, and don't much care for beating around the bush, as the saying goes. If there is anything else about me which you would like to know, I'm a fairly personable... person. So just ask! I won't bite, I promise (unless you want me to...). The only stupid question is an unasked one, right?
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Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your lover,
except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

You Are Apple Red
You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun.
And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial.
Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well.
However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you. What Color Red Are You?
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What kind of eyes do you have?

Brown
You have brown eyes. Brown is the color of the earth. Your eyes symbolize your comforting and fostering nature. You are stable, grounding, sophisticated, considerate, conventional and orderly. People may consider you to be cozy or warm. People feel safe when they are with you. Some words to describe you: reliability, elegance, security, healing, homely, grounding, foundation, and earthly. So true, too!
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My Interests

I love pottery, I love cars, and I love music. Those are my main passions, but like I said, I'll try anything at least once. I really enjoy listening to music, and a good book... nothing better out there to wile away the bored hours. As with before, any questions, ask.
207 mph single turbo skyline r34

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The greatest car. Ever. Period.

I'd like to meet:


People who are true Californians at heart. And people who don't suck. NO PHONIES!And by the way, best fucking comercial, EVER!
Bruce Campbell Old Spice

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Music:

PORTISHEAD (check 'em out, if you don't already know), incubus, TOOL, BAKA, morcheeba, chevelle, audioslave, stp, deftones, cake, red top road, tenfold, simon says, gorillaz, groovy ghoulies, dropkick murpheys, creedence clearwater revival, sneaker pimps, sublime, johnny cash, willie nelson, sevendust, mozart, beethoven, bach, big bad voodoo daddy, Dylan, the DOORS, red hot chili peppers, billlie holliday, soundgarden, Mika... and so many more, I don't even feel like digging through my CDs, or my iTunes, so you'll just have to guess, or ask. If it's not rap, and it involves some talent at all, then I'll like it. Most likely.

Movies:

donnie darko, eyes wide shut, 2001, big lebowski, dogtown and z-boys, cube, fight club, kill bill, reservior dogs, the good the bad and the ugly, o brother, fear and loathing, boondock saints, lock stock, snatch, brick, the inside man, deja vu, bond, memento, salival, cowboy bebop, closer, billabong odyssey, and so damn many more...

Television:

the simpsons, family guy, invader zim, spongebob (what're ya gonna do?), seinfeld, jackass, viva la bam, and maybe insomniac.

Books:

Anything good. I like Orson Scott Card, Neil Gaiman, Edward Abbey, Mark Z., Chuck Palahniuk, and many others. And yes, I know it makes me a total nerd/geek/dork/whatever, but I just really got into the Redwall series and the Wheel of Time series... Thanks, Eric...

Heroes:

It's been a long time since I've come across someone I'd call my hero...

My Blog

New things

 So, there have been many things which have happened in past few days/couple of weeks which have made me stop and take another look at my life. Many of the finalizing reasons that I'm going ...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:44:00 PST

Fuck people

So here I am, drunk, a little, and musing on the absolute shittiness of people in general. Typically women, though I know guys are just as shitty, just not my scene, suck at life. One minute, you thin...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

St. Patty's Day Debauchery

So here it is. My fingers/face are numb, and it's hrad to type, which means it's been an absolutely outstanding Saint Patty's Day...It started off as just another night, like any other, hum-drum, blah...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST

Because it's so damn me... sometimes...

Here's a bulletin that I posted last night. I was a little... peeved... I didn't want it to disappear forever, and some of my friends seemed to find it amusing... weirdos. So, here it is, forever and ...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

Learn to fucking drive.

So there I was, surfing the information superhighway, when I came across a great site. Oldspice.com. It's awesome, and the greatest thing ever happened. Now, before I go any further, I HATE NASCAR. It...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

Rainy Afternoons

So here I am, on another Sunday morning. It's raining, and quite heavily. There was an outstanding party last night, of the Toga persuasion, over at Sean Keck's house. Met a couple of pretty decent pe...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST

The day I almost died, redeux.

So yeah. If you all remember, there was a little blog I posted last Monday, regailing you all with the harrowing tales of my most recent adventure. Also, if you'll remember, I made the command decisio...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:51:00 PST

Mom, please don't read... The day I almost died...

So here it is. The greatest and worst thing that's happened to me for a VERY long time... My friend Colin invited me out to go for a ride a coupla days ago, and it was supposed to go down last week, ...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Bonney on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST