I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake....lets see other than that??!?
New York City. Soooo much goin on. Annual Dave Concerts,...Skiing,....Surfing,.....Female Anatomy,...Goin to the Gym, I'm not vain or anything like some people, nor is it a ritual..I just go 8 days a week ...Running(love to run, great stress reliever..oh an I heard it's good for you too, hm weird, didn't know that)..................BIG Fucking coasters...."NIIIIITRO" ~~~~~~~~~waking up with morning wood, and almost falling over trying to get in the bathroom(it's not FUNNY!..you're laughing, I'M NOT LAUGHING! it's not funny)... getting 4am calls because they need some company...drunkin calls THOSE R GOOD!~~~~~~~goin to Cupsoque Beach out in the Hamptons...getting knocked from a huge wave.. ~~~~~~past Florida Vacations.. Daytona Beach and that infamous nite pre-gamin before the club where I get a body shot from this random chick walkin down the hall...i swear she was hott, ..at the time, but apparently pictures are worth 1000 pounds and a "friend" that has his own definition of "wingman".. you know you have that picture Barry, send it and we'll see if I'm wrong or not.......MR. Bubbles! in the hot tub down in Marco Island(well atleast we got one nite out of it) and my classic Nascar maneuver with the SCOOTERS! lol..~~~~~~~THE DRIFT INN.......BIG F.@!King Parties at the apartment....~~~~waking up on my 21st birthday at Deannas house ALONE cuz she had work but felt it unnecessary to wake me, then come down the stairs where her father stands in briefs, beer belly and all offering me eggs...(I NEVER MET THE GUY!)..PLUS! not have a clue how i got there. I then get a call from a chick in DRAWING class telling me i am an hour late for the last class.. . . hahaha thats fucking TITS RIGHT THERE!. ~~~~~DRINKing at work. I don't know why but I enjoy it very much. Especially goin into the kitchen with tray full of glasses and trying not to drop them from my arm going weak from laughing so much at NOTHING! just cuz my friend comes in the same time just as drunk if not more, than me.....i'm pretty good serving people and being drunk too,(WOW, BIG DEAL i tript over my feet a few times)... at"DUMPS"....than O.G. i could keep goin but than again i would "have devoloped a chain... and i don't want any chinks in my chain" lol
I'd like to meet:
".....how 'bout..................YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Music:
Breaking Benjamin, Dave Matthews, Dishwalla, Switchfoot, Radiohead, U2, Stereophonics, Dashboard Confessionals, Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, Hawthorne Heights, Hellogoodbye, Coldplay, The All-American Rejects, Relient K, Tiesto, JP, Ian Van Dahl, Paul Van Dyk, Pharcyde, Joe, Bobby Valentino, Case, Usher, Jay-Z, FUCK IT! this is goin to take forever!....pretty much anything with a hot beat... except for country, not for me
Movies:
Comedies... Ace Ventura,CABLE GUY!!!, half baked, dazed and confused, Van Wilder, Roadtrip, American Pie(s), OLD SCHOOL, Dead Man on Campus, Night At the Roxbury, My Blue Heaven,...... Blow, knock around guys, casino, scarface,ROCKY(s)serendipity(what?i know how to romance)..... i could go on and onn as you can imagine
Television:
SMALLVILLE! Entourage(oh yeah, THA's me alright) THAT 70's SHOW! Family GUY! Reaper, South Park...SNL... and alot of other Shit that makes me piss myself lol
THE BEER PRAYEROur lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be Thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern.Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen.
~Take a Drink
And you'll sink
to a state, of pure inebriation
You'll be tanked, like the whooooole, Irish naaaaatiooon
When you drink enough, of my beer,
You will find this magic brew'll
make you're every joke, a jewel
You'll drive drunker than, Oksana Biull
Go on buds
drink my suds
till you've reached, that pure inebriation
though the beer, may be free,
You're just rentING it from me
Books:
BOOKS!?!? I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal....People know me.... I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells ....ah forget it..
