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N.A.

About Me

Listen, I don’t want to brag, but I’m an asshole. When I was born I guess that my parents were drunk or something because they called me N.A. I don’t have a name, just two fucking letters: N.A. What sucks even more than not having a name is that my last name is fucking Hole. That’s right, my name is N.A. Hole - as in an a-hole as in an asshole - and it stinks. Imagine with me if you will what it was like for me growing up - “oh look, there goes an a-hole” “oh my god, an a-hole asked me out for a date” etc. I think you get the fucking picture.Be sure to visit my blog when you have a chance or if you have a question that only an asshole can answer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't an asshole; but since everyone is an asshole in one way or another, I guess I'd just fucking like to meet people who aren't too fucking gross.

My Blog

The Less You Know the Better Youll Feel

Q - Hi. I just got a note from my kid's school about pinworms. Since they are gross and involve butts I thought I'd check in with you. Stacey.A - I never fucking heard about this before but man is it ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:57:00 GMT

Is there no end to the suffering caused by Iraq?

Q - Hi Ahole. Boy am I glum tonight. I really wanted to relax and watch some TV but lo and behold, there was the President on just about all of my favorite channels. Isn't there some better way for hi...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:42:00 GMT

Celebrity Life Imitates Art

Q - HAYhole - I just saw some celebrity news (and yes, I know you don't like celebrities) I thought you'd be interested in: Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are breaking up. Pretty funny, no? cLa55a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:48:00 GMT

How ’bout them D-Bags?

Q - Dearest Mister N.A. Hole. I am name Mister Singh Singh Bahng Bahng Udioda. Your Internet page a friend show me. I do not understand all of its but think it is good. I dont not live in the U.S.A. b...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:15:00 GMT