I rock. I also roll on occasion. I frequently adhere to the notion "NO PAIN, NO GAIN." This involves trying to make my body bend in sadistic ways and beating the shit out of heavy bags while sweating copiously. I expect more, and yet I rarely judge. Blind faith combined with righteousness makes me homicidal. People who mistakenly think they are always right make me homicidal. You know who you are. If it's "too loud", you bore me (and you might be too old). I want to meet EVERYONE, and then I want to be left alone with my music, books, or video games. Sometimes all three. I prefer email to phone calls, with a few rare exceptions. I despise DROP INS, unless you are giving me a large sum of money. ITHINKIcanITHINKIcanITHINKIcan. Wait, I KNOW I can. I graduated summa cum laude from the University Of Hard Knocks class of 2006. Continuing education is a given, but I look forward to a few years off first.
My fondest wish is to laugh myself into a massive stroke, dying instantly. I am the succubus that haunts your dreams in your golden years. I am the one that got away. I am a myth, a mirage, and cold hard reality. You will never know what I am thinking. Count yourself lucky, because much like the sight of Medusa the innermost workings of my mind would turn you to stone and send you to meet your maker. I am endlessly unfinished and yet fabulous just the way I am. So are you, if you really think about it. Unless you happen to be an axe murderer, in which case YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, MAN.
K U N G ~ F U ~ F T W
DEATH SANTA COMES FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT.
WHEN TRILOBITES ATTACK.
Thank God it's over.
CURRAHEE.
RIP George Carlin. May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead!
I have a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL.
Okay, I believe you, but Jesse's Tommy gun don't.
Death cannot stop true love, only delay it for a while.
"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd; --Alexander Pope
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy."
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems....
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